Dungeons, Dragons, Drawing, and Dice

Call me Siv. Just a person doing stuff for fun on occasion. I queue most of my posts. Commissions for art are open PST. you can also find my website: thethreadedscale.com

[forgemaster-sivenom]

Way under the weather. Working on my death knight saronite set... Oof. At least the gauntlets are coming along.

[forgemaster-sivenom]

Friendly heads-up/reminder/tip/unsolicited advice to tag your characters with the handle you usually go by... Especially if they have common names! There's millions of Sasha's and Danny's out there but (usually) only one Sasha by <username> or Danny <different username>

[forgemaster-sivenom]

Another one-shot character! This is Koruk with her dire rat friend Koko. She's a Kobold cavalier fighter that rides her dire rat friend into battle. Twice this poor rat has died and it's such a favorite (and Koruk is loud enough) that it has been revived each time. Koruk uses a whip in combat and wears a chain mail shirt as a dress.

[forgemaster-sivenom]

This is a one-shot character I made based off a friend's Homebrew class. Hrok'tu is a grung elementalist that is blue and black with bits of green in her eyes and rings. She's absolutely terrifying with her water elemental out. Think Jaina Proudmore's magic in a 2ft frog body and no morals. Also she beats things with a stick. A long bendy stick.

[forgemaster-sivenom]

So yesterday I finally decided to digitally finish this stupid little sketch I had in one of my D&D notebooks. Well, it's done. It's a reference to a comment I made in a session months and months ago. Bit of a story time but honestly it's worth it.

So Cogsworth just joined the group he was with and what ended up happening was we get to this fancy wizard tower type structure in the middle of the woods with wild magic fog everywhere. Now this wouldn't be an issue once we figure it out it was wild magic fog because frankly Cogsworth is built like a tank so it's very hard to actually put him in danger. The rest of the team was able to climb a rope up the wizards tower but Cogsworth was way too heavy to climb up and broke the rope. He decides to walk around to the front door and knock on the door and get whoever's inside's attention. Yes distraction because a cleric can do that quite effectively. Especially when your biggest method of distraction is have you heard of our Lord and Savior the God-emperor? The answer is always yes by the way if you want Cogsworth to leave you alone. This poor woman who answered the door in regular playing clothes listens to my entire spiel. Until finally I started looping around for the third or fourth time and she tries shutting the door in my face. Meanwhile the rest of the group is doing shenanigans in top of the wizard tower so distractions successful at least for this one woman. well she tries closing the door on me and I just put my hand in the door and shove it open.

It is at this point that I would like everyone to notice that I said the door was open. And that the wild magic fog was fog. Fog is a gas. This will be important later. So the DM starts describing how she is armored with two daggers and another player says hey I thought you said she was on armored how did she get armor on and the DM responds that it's magic armor. So we both look at each other then back to the DM. Well if the magic armor is magic did she use a spell to conjure it back on? Why yes she did. And if the wild magic fog is fog and the door has been open substantial amount for a substantial amount of time would the fog not have started clearing into the first floor? Why yes it did. He sighs because we got him there.

So another player says it would be hilarious if she turned into a potted plant on I believe a 43 or 44 on the wild magic table. We all kind of just start joking around meanwhile the DM just puts his face in his hands. Then he lifts up the DM screen. Lo and behold. Cogsworth opens the door to see a potted plant sitting there on the floor. Menacingly. So what do I do? I lean forward saying I told you so, I pick up the potted plant, unhinge my jaw and insert it into the bag of holding that is installed in my mouth. Then promptly forget about it. Enough time passes in game that by the time I meet up with the rest of the group it had been far past 10 minutes. Those of you familiar with bags of holding know that if the opening to the bag of holding is one held closed and two something living and needing air is within it there is only 10 minutes of air available. Yeah so this minorly important NPC villain was taken out by a bag of holding and wild magic fog.

So if anything ever comes back to get the DM, I always ask him how does that potted plant taste?

[hopewellva-deactivated20200907]

Help Me Escape Abusive Family organized by December Beaumont

I'm raising money to escape my abusive family. They've essentially trapped me at home,… December Beaumont needs your support for Help Me Escape Abusive Family

I’m trying to get away and I’ve got almost everything set out.

[forgemaster-sivenom]

As a heads up to everyone, I also do chainmail jewelry if anyone was interested in that stuff.

[bufordtannen]

I like big boys

Itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

Inner city boys

Pretty boys with the bowtie, get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate,  come and get a taste

From the playboys

To the gay boys

Go and slay boys, you my fave boys

[forgemaster-sivenom]

Soon.

I just need to buy the stuff to hook up proper and I'll be casting new dice! So I don't have to buy them!

[forgemaster-sivenom]

I ended up buying dice for Rubytail and Nevia. Because I could. I'm not a great money saver.

[shadequeens]

BABY YODA EATING DISNEY SNACKS OMG MY HEART

Art by J.Shari Ewing

-Abubu

[forgemaster-sivenom]

I also bought these jewelry boxes to be used as tiny dice boxes. I made a yellow hexagonal one. Turns out the hexagonal, square, and circle ones can hold about 2 sets. The flower and heart only 1. 

[forgemaster-sivenom]

Topi! She's all colored in with her mottled blue scales and green-gold eyes. She’s a circle of dreams druid that was serves a family of faerie dragons. She’s also disguised in public as a little girl in a lacy pink dress and big floppy sun hat that covers her well enough. 

[forgemaster-sivenom]

So I bought this dinosaur silicone mold (and gummy bear mold not shown) so I could cast some tokens for my groups and DM friends. These were a blue batch.

I made a raptor for my player’s raptor pet Tethis, a raptor for another friend’s shield guardian Gaige, a brontosaurus for my pally’s mount Joose the blue spectral Moose; and a trihorn for (the same) pally’s living weapon Amarok the wolf sword.

[forgemaster-sivenom]

Viktir in his full demon glory. Also complete with pockets FOR DAYS. When he decides to push into his full demon form he sprouts larger horns and spikes and his teeth become terrifying. Don't mess with Vik.

[boomjob]

Ways people draw elf ears:

Slightly pointy

Very pointy

Triangles

Stitch ears

[boomjob]

oh You Know

[hannahlady]

world of warcraft impossible ears

[boomjob]

OH YOU KNOW

[most-definitely-human]

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

HOT TAKE: REALLY LONG ELF EARS ARE THE ANIME TIDDIES OF THE ELF WORLD

[officialfist]

Hey man maybe shut the fuck up.

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

[giantscottbakula]

Limiting ear length is a sign of weakness.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

You are all like little babies

watch this

[internalcumbustionengine]

you made this post a lot worse thanks

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

you’re welcome

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[j-aws]

yay its back.

[moondoll]

so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something