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i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
RenĂŠ Lalique, dragonfly pendant in gold, diamonds, enamel enamel and tourmalines.
Photo: REGOart
Come here, Sweetheart.
Let me turn off that brain for a little bit. I want to have you lay down for me, on your tummy.
I give good massages, I promise. Iâll start with your neck, shoulders- work my way down to your lower back and hips. I wonât neglect your ass, trust me. And I definitely wonât forget your thighs.
In fact, you donât mind if spread your legs a bit? I want to kiss and massage between your legs now, you donât mind do you?
Me and who? Yes please and thank you.
Lovense app is my favorite way to masturbate. If you want to play ask for a link. đ
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"yay monsters with body hair" but more than just werewolves and other lycanthropes. what about hairy vampires. i'm tired of seeing vampires be smooth as butter and flat as a washboard. just imagine.
vampires with beards, mustaches, trimmed and well-kept, stained red with blood as they finish drinking from you.
vampires with body hair, thick and dark, all over - chest hair you can run your fingers over, arm and leg hair coating their limbs, swaths of hair on their back, like a bat.
vampires with dark hair, vampires with curly hair, that doesn't glow ethereally in the moonlight but you find yourself cording your fingers through and catching the tangles.
vampires with ruffs and manes, like bats, wooly and thick and coarse. vampires with full bush, unashamedly there.
vampires with hair everywhere. vampires as natural, animal sort of beings, vampires that don't have to be clean shaven to be gorgeous and hot and desirable.
official vampire post
reblog if youâd like one of these in your inbox
- ask me things you want to know about me
- why you follow me
- whatâs on your mind/what youâre thinking about
- a compliment
- make me choose between two things
- ask for advice
- tell me a secret
- things you associate me with
- anything!!!!
REBLOG if it's okay to send you dirty messages.
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We finally did it. We slipped the surly bonds of Earth to step among the stars. It took over two decades of research, billions of dollars of taxpayers money, and almost every country on the planet working in tandem, but after the International Space Coalition was founded it was almost effortless.
Faster than Light travel was accomplished almost on accident. Just the right ratios of radioactive material and an âever so slightâ gravitational anomaly generator was all it took. To keep the population safe from any possible drawbacks, the first launch of the FTL drive, or Warp, was conducted at Tranquility Base on the moon. Either that was minimum safe distance or there wasnât any, so it was decided to just roll the dice. The Angel was built there, the ship that would go further than any before it. The drive was set for Alpha Centauri, the big red button was pressed, and off they went, 300 crew members, going faster than anyone else in the history of mankind.
After 4 months, 319 âpeopleâ came back. The extra 19 individuals wore special thermal suits to keep their body temperatures stable, and each had scaled skin with varying hues of greens and grays, with elongated prehensile tails. Their eyes were almost solid black, save for some red around the edges. Their hands were like a chameleonâs with only 3 fingers each. If it hadnât been for a heads up from the Angelâs captain, the first words out of the welcoming party mouth wouldâve been âtheyâre lizards!â Honestly the only thing they had in common with us was that they were bipedal.
Apparently the people of the âAlpha Systemâ as we called it, the Quintins, were just as surprised to see us as we were them. 2 ambassadors, 7 scientists, 10 military escorts, and a partridge in a pear tree came with them back to Earth. They just had to see it, after hearing stories of home from the crew aboard The Angel. They had to see how a world so full of dangers, from predators to the sheer deadly climates, could have allowed such a species as humans to exist let alone thrive and advance far enough to get off the ground.
The surprises didnât stop there either, as if finding out WE ARE NOT ALONE wasnât a big enough shock to the human race. The Quintins werenât the only species out there, they were in fact only one people in a collective, a Grand Assembly of Intelligent Lifeforms (it sounded longer in Quin tongue but they brought auto translators) or The GAIL, and the Human race was immediately eligible for probational membership. Developing the WARP capabilities was what sealed it. Faster than Light travel was the first prerequisite for joining the GAIL. The second was a planetary inspection, and since the Quintins were our first contact, who better? It was time to meet the neighbors for the human race.
That was 50 years ago. Now the Human Race were full fledged members of The GAIL, and the International Space Coalition was renamed into simply the Terran Academy, putting out graduates of every field imaginable. We had an entire fleet of WARP enabled ships, spreading human explorers into the depths of space.
The only problem these days were the rumors. 50 years of interaction with alien species had made one thing clear to the rest of the universe at large:
Their planet is completely unstable
Their bodies are unimaginably fragile while simultaneously unbreakable
They claim not to have a hive mind but nobody believes that for a second
They seem to âpack bondâ outside their own species
Theyâll eat anything (maybe even you)
The Humans make no sense
THE HUMANS ARE DEATHWORLDERS!
AND HERE THEY COME!
(This will be an account of various humans and their travels through the known universe. Earth, also known as E24, is a terrifying deathworld. This should be fun)
The Noah Crew
Liz, Biotechnician part: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6.5
Danny, Security Chief part: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
Thomas, Engineer part: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
Jane, Medical Technician part: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5.5,
[ROOMBA LOG REPORT]
<LOG 1> <LOG 2> <LOG 3>
â˘COCO SURVIVAL STRATEGIESâ˘
â˘REPORT 1â˘
ZZZ//ENCRYPTED SIGNALS//ZZZ
[ONE]
Soane, Sed Agent
Part: 1,
â˘GAIL FLEET REPORTâ˘
FILE 1
FILE 2
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Hoisin bbq pork bowls steam some veg and all set. I might he worn out now.
Sleepy Mushroom :(
Creamy Garlic Salmon with Spinach and Mushrooms đđđ
Perfectly seared salmon fillets drenched in a rich, creamy garlic sauce with tender spinach and savory mushrooms. This dish balances the flaky texture of salmon with the smoothness of cream and the earthy flavors of vegetables.
An elegant meal perfect for a cozy dinner or a healthy indulgence any day of the week!
I need someone to cook this for. Yum