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i am a good leadership skills and a successsful business person in my field i am the cfo of a successful business in global operations glocal opertation my name is robert berry and this is my blob

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sorry if my blog isnt y2k frutiger aero cyberbrutalist enough for you.

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The backrooms if it was written in 2027:

Mary - I can't change the way you smell, Clark.

Clark - I don't think I want to shower.

Mary - Then don't.

Clark - I like the way I stink.

For the first time in a long time,

I feel like I stink so good.

*/pirate clark enters the VC*

Clark - This is Mary.

She's our friend on discord.

She was just logging off to play deltarune chapter 6.

She says we don't need to shower.

It's just the way we smell.

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dr: "you know DIY HRT is le dangerous because <false statement>, <already knew that>, <etc>"

me: *furiously mashing X to skip dialogue*

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a fridge freezer combo is a portal through time and space

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this and 11 other memories from before you were born

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i identify either as a timewall commenter or a timeloop commenter depending on the temporal aura of the post

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hypnagogic jork

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Where are you from?

i'm a native

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yall aint ready for what's about to hit the runway

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Hello , how are you doing?

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そんなガラスペン…あるんです！

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my hungry ass thought this was a crackpipe

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im angling for a binturong reincarnation for my next life, hbu

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my agent says my brand is too edgy and i need to tone it down

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i like being alive, but every day my organs fill with shit and piss and mucus and blood, wondering if anyone else is experiencing this? i think it's some sort of medical condition, so i assume they make some kind of pill for it.

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hi there tumblrinas and tumblrinettes!

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