a gentle pervert @horseboneologist - Tumblr Blog

"Time to come home, John."

(I just think maybe the King in Yellow is big and also pretty)

(id in alt)

#I 100% designed him after a betta fish #so that means if he ever sees himself in a mirror he will smash his body into it over and over till he's mush #if only arthur knew that trick in ep 20 #horsey art #malevolent #king in yellow #the king in yellow #arthur lester #john doe #also I was hc-ing that each one of those stripes was a tentacle and arthur could just climb in there and live like a clownfish #malevolent spoilers

human-pet-they

scramratz

It sucks there seems to be a concerted effort to distance the transfem and transmasc communities from each other. If it weren’t for trans women, I probably wouldn’t have realized I was trans until much later in life.

The cis women in my life were so miserable in their womanhood, I thought that misery was normal. Seeing trans women actually love and fight to be seen as women made me question my own misery

zoesupreme

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

zoesupreme

man...

valtsv

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

valtsv

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

valtsv

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

pmamtraveller

Parker S. Jackson

giftofgabber

(*psychic yawp*)

bbyhog

falsely marked red on shinigami eyes for, you guessed it, jerking off to goombas from the super mario bros games.

importantcatpics

thyrell

rabdoidal

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

notelizabethbutmaybe2

Did you know that instead of doing the list of things you need to do that you can have orgasms alone in your room?

kittydealer

u/Waste-Clerk-3405

cloudabserk

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

cloudabserk

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

cloudabserk

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”