Depressford Spaghetford

Alex | 28 | Social Worker | ATX/SATX | Public Affairs | INTJ-T | Cap | Ask for insta and snap :^)

[forgottenshards]

Here’s me slightly intoxicated at my friends’ wedding last night haha

[nottithonus]

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"

[thememedaddy]

[yenthecat]

Went to the vet! I was such a good boy, they couldn't hear my heartbeat because I was purring so loud

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[rxtton]

haha you’re a dork (i want to fuck you)

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[raeiyyn]

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

[important-animal-images]

[sinfullly-riddling]

MILF (mutual I'd like to fuck)

[forgottenshards]

I, forgottenshards, do hereby swear and affirm that @matty-johnson is real.

Under penalty of law.

[calico170]

Sorry I was looking at your bulge... Yes I do want it in my mouth

[bogreader]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Me at 4AM trying to sleep:

[cursedgreendayimages]

the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

[leona-florianova]

-  Velký noční hlídač / Watchman

- author of the videomaping Milan Cais 

-photography ©ČTK,  ©David Peltán, MAFRA.

[cyberwitchlexi-deactivated20181]

dear crows and ravens,

come hang out with me I love you all so much.

[barrenwomb]

nothing gay sex wouldn’t solve