[aftonfamilyvalues]

[barrenwomb]

i dislike dogs. they’re stinky, greasy, loud, clingy, annoying, dirty, and dangerous. i dislike dogs’ owners even more, though. they must be some of the MOST entitled people ever. one of my neighbors is a middle aged woman who walks her small stinky dog in a STROLLER and she never says hi back when i greet her, like. once i said good morning and she looked at me straight in the eyes and said “i wasn’t taking to you, i was talking to the dog” like girl are you fucking psychotic? but whatever, right. however i completely lost it when my landlord gave her the keys to enter my yard so she could walk her stupid dog that literally shat on my porch once and also wouldn’t stop barking at either 8am or 11pm. omg. omg. so i complained about it with my landlord because wym ur allowing strangers in my yard without asking me first??? and now the whole neighborhood lowkey hates me because i’m rude to dogs 🥺🥺 fuck you all and your stupid ass dogs fr i don’t even care to pretend anymore

[barrenwomb]

🩷💜💙

mwah mwah

happy pride specifically to my coworker who, after spending the whole shift venting about her boyfriend, unexpectedly came out as bisexual to me yesterday in a very super causal way because her ex girlfriend from ages ago randomly asked her to meet up after a decade of radio silence

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[barrenwomb]

i feel so bad for old people because they’re both the largest and most fragile demographic. you’ll see family members of 90+ year olds who can’t decide for themselves refusing to put them on palliative care just to let them suffer excruciating pain in the hope they’ll survive for… another few weeks? days, even? and sometimes it’s because there are people who live off their elderly parents retirement money tbh; more often than not it’s because they refuse to accept humans are mortal being ig. your 98 year old grandma can’t even swallow her own spit and you’re threatening a lawsuit because we’re “starving her”. girl

[ancient-cumulus-blog]

Cicely 

South of France

July 2015

[barrenwomb]

ok but. is she still with her cousin? is this a happy ending story or not??

unfortunately i have NO IDEA. only thing i know she moved to *city* for work and is still there sooo 👀👀

[barrenwomb]

just saw a picture of the only person i used to talk to at uni (much to think about) and i’m glad she’s apparently thriving because during the very first covid lockdown she got stuck in another city at her uncle’s and. hold on. she fell in love with her first cousin (her father’s brother’s son) and cheated on her bf with him. which. fine. ig. this is not the worst part tho because when her…their family found out they asked an exorcist to “purify” their souls and ultimately accused her of being a lustful witch. no bc the whole misogyny + religious psychosis thing actually traumatized me too lowkey. i also met the cousin in question btw. awkward. so obviously it became unbearable to her to the point she stopped taking exams and disappeared for a year or so just to come back and tell me she was doing couple therapy with. her cousin. yeeeah. then i graduated and we grew apart but i mean. i’m probably the only person outside her family knowing this. also her ex bf threatened suicide over the whole thing. btw. sorry girl i had to get this out of my system

[barrenwomb]

i’m all for treating men like shit simply for existing btw but. all these online love gurus who preach stuff like “don’t be nice to your bf/husband, don’t kiss him, don’t have sex with him, don’t hang out with him, don’t get him a present for his bday, etc” are kinda insane to me because u know what, actually you don’t have to be with a man at all. you can actively decide not to be with a man and go on with your life. without a man. if your counter argument is “well, i’m a straight woman and i crave companionship” i promise u getting with someone you deeply deeply despise won’t satisfy your need for companionship. it will only make you miserable in the long run. decentering men doesn’t mean forcing yourself into a relationship for the sake of revenge. decentering men means women realizing we’re not meant to be wives and mothers and slaves to our husbands. it means that you can enjoy life without a man being present, period. if you crave intimacy and love being with someone you like is the bare minimum omg or don’t at all, very simply

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

what sharing a bed with my fiancé feels like some nights

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

cristina vela

[barrenwomb]

ansia terrifica e paralizzante. non sempre. spesso. se io fossi in grado di pensare ad una cosa per volta, ad esempio, ne gioverei senza alcun dubbio. comunque, il punto è che arrivo inevitabilmente al momento in cui tutto ciò che sono e che faccio mi sembra banale e non abbastanza, nonostante lo stesso fosse straordinario per me non molto tempo addietro. così mi focalizzo su ciò che non faccio e non sono, in modo che diventi il nuovo, irraggiungibile eccezionale che potrei e dovrei fare se solo non fossi così inetta. spoiler: continuerei a considerami inetta anche se riuscissi a realizzare l’irrealizzabile, perché a quel punto non sarebbe più irrealizzabile e quindi eccezionale, straordinario, ma diventerebbe nuovamente banale e scontato; e questo solo per il fatto di esserci riuscita. non ne esco da questo loop, non se ne esce neanche con i migliori sforzi, per ovvie ragioni. quindi, ansia terrifica e paralizzante. ho fatto una specie di alieno con la plastilina

[barrenwomb]

i asked my bf to get me a happy meal because i wanted naruto themed uno cards SO BAD and i got a blonde jung kook mini figure instead

[barrenwomb]

the boyfriend in question: oh look john cock from ptsd

[barrenwomb]

i asked my bf to get me a happy meal because i wanted naruto themed uno cards SO BAD and i got a blonde jung kook mini figure instead

[barrenwomb]

i don’t necessarily feel ugly before my period but i sure feel uncomfortable in my own body like i can feel my insides moving around and also the skin sticking to my bones and the hair looks greasy even when its not so i want to shave my head bald

[barrenwomb]

my father finding out he has abandonment issues in his mid 50s

[newlyy]

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.