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i like horror and sci-fi and surrealism and taut racy dramas, i like hot people, i like to shitpost and run my mouth. that's basically all this blog is 🤙
thx for reading be good byebye love u
June 17, 2023
hellooooooooo
1. i dropped off the map because i have adhd and my hyperfixations change a lot
2. i absolutely do not care about the timothee / kylie thing, i just can't be bothered
3. that bleu de chanel ad popped up on hbo and jumpscared me in the best way, like i put my hand to my chest and gasped and everything
4. i just wanna read and write fanfic for christ's sake
Sweet boys deserve a hand around their throat
avoiding bo burnham's inside for the last couple years because i haven't felt emotionally equipped to handle it and then realising i'm not, never have been, and probably never will be emotionally equipped to handle much of anything because i am Mentally Unwell and also a bit of a sad sack
anyway i'm just saying i'll watch it when i get a spare couple hours some evening this week
✨✨ Timothée Chalamet for Apple TV+ ✨✨
timmy after posting today
Happy Wife, Happy Life
Summary: Yes he do the cooking and yes he do the cleaning. 50s AU
Pairing: 50s househusband!Timothée Chalamet x black!reader
A/n: I had fun playing with role reversal, gender dynamics and expectations, and just thinking of Timmy being a blushing bride. Originally inspired by Dove Cameron’s Breakfast music video and a convo with @get-your-fics. Also tagging @lsyd25 hope next week goes better hun! Fluff mostly, shy of 1k. Minors, ageless and blank blogs dni
Timmy fiddled with the buttons at his cuff, the iron puffing steam like a dragon. He had less than an hour to tie up all the loose ends of the day before you got home.
The house smelled like the fruits of his labor; a roast loaded with carrots and potatoes just pulled out of the oven, a pound cake placed in it directly after, lemon from all the surfaces he had scrubbed clean. Tim had had a very productive day and couldn’t wait to tell you about it. As well as the usual tasks of cooking and cleaning, he’d ticked a few things off the Honey Do list. The kitchen table didn’t wobble anymore and the gutters were all taken care of. He’d even mended the hole in your favorite sweater that you liked to wear to work.
There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.
wow i love him
some of my fav comments on timmy’s selfies
“i can bark btw.”
“blink if you need help.”
“it’s hard to keep defending you, tim.”
“i ain’t gay but hear me out.”
“she’s so craaaazzzyyyy love her!!!”
“weird way to propose, but yes.”
“he’s so babygirl.”
“picks his nose like a real man.”
“it’s hard to keep defending you, tim.”
NO LITERALLY! this is the people i have to deal with on the daily lol🫠
It's actually so sweet of him because a lot of his fans might not have lived with a partner before & yes, this is sometimes what they look like right before you smash them ❤️❤️🫠
“blink if you need help.” 🤣
i absolutely would smash that no question
i will never understand why fandoms with a historical setting insist on making like 70% of the fanfiction modern aus... the history aspect is literally what makes it interesting hello...
This is 100% a matter of personal taste, but this is why I tend to be very picky about AUs in general.
"I enjoy this series because there's an interesting fantasy, sci-fi, or historical setting" -> "Great! Here's an AU where they're just in a boring modern high school."
"I love the relationship between these characters because they have so much history together" -> "Cool! Here's an AU where they've never met before."
"The plot of this story is so high-stakes, and the characters are so shaped by everything they've been through!" -> "What if the entire plot was about working at a coffeeshop instead, though."
Obviously, all of these things can be done well! An AU that makes thing more "normal" can be used to explore what the characters would be like in a different setting in really interesting ways. And good writing and understanding of the characters can make any concept a great read.
But so often, these AU concepts just seem to remove the exact elements that make the story most interesting to me.
Here I am, here I remain!
OSCAR ISAAC as Duke Leto Atreides in DUNE (2021) dir. Denis Villeneuve
alixpvris
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paulluuux
Find me a more beautiful face on earth than this one
tried. can't. sorry 💞
They cannot allow Tim to have a single moment of triumph on his own. To them, he's always thinking about, behaving for, and pandering to Armie and his stans. The business with the TIFF jacket is so insane, I can't.
They demean Tim's entire life by making his every waking moment about a man. Never mind that it's AH. It's insulting on every level and would be for anyone whose existence has been reduced to what any adult would see as teenage behavior. Imagine believing a grown man - 27 yo and a world famous celebrity - is so obsessed with his sekrit lover that he's compelled to "leave clues" for the faithful Charmies since only they can understand and support his authentic self. JFC.
In that sense, I agree with you that the way they talk about their ship sounds like a Victorian novel written by women who've never had sex.
This has been going on for years and it still surprises me. As a Tim stan, it's maddening. I suppose their own lives are so narrow and all they have is this Charmie fantasy that they can't imagine Tim's life isn't just as narrow. It isn't.
This TIFF jacket is ridic. They are completely erasing the significance of that moment for Tim as an actor in his own right to make it all about a hug between former costars. Forget the actual significance of that suit to both Tim and Haider- Tim's first red carpet for a starring lead role in a suit by Haider as a designer on his own. It was their first foray together as their own men. Wearing it yesterday, I can guaran-fucking-tee it had fuckall to do with Armie Hammer.
the main reason i hate charmie nonsense, in a few perfectly stated succinct paragraphs
in any other context the whole "everything person x does is a sign that points to their partner" would be seen as an indication of abusive dynamics in the relationship (or at the very least cause for concern). it wouldn't be applauded or indulged in by anyone with a modicum of sense. but expecting charmies to not engage in fantasies of abuse and control and dehumanisation is like expecting a fish to not swim.
writers will be like "here's my current wip! can't wait to share more :)" and then you never hear about it again
did you write the sardaukar chant for dune? if so is there a phonetic or otherwise transcription anywhere? i want to figure out how to sing it but its difficult to get close without proper transcription. thanks!
Yeah, I did. You can find it all here.