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For all the latest updates on the formatting cast! (Generously gifted to us by The Bold Detective!)

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Welcome to Formatting News!

Dedicated to news all about Formatting! This blog was kindly donated to us by The Bold Detective!

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The Bold Detective strikes again!

He's made himself a new blog, and has asked us to spread the word! So welcome back @thebolddetective!! And thank you so much!

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Uuuuuuuuuuuugh!!! I'm ridiculously bored. There's nothing to do...

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...cases aren't rolling in like they used to. Business has been slow. But I am not dead, I promise you all.

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Your message has been received, client. You will remain anonymous, and I hear you loud and clear. By the way, yes, I do know who you are.

[eksentrismi]

Hello there, Roni. You may not know me, but I am a user known as The Bold Detective. I am here from an anonymous client who would like to show you something.

-The Bold Detective, a pleasure to meet you.

Well, hello!... and alright? What is it?

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"Meow, meow!"

That's what they said. And that's what they wanted to show you. Ok, have a good day now.

[henryjekyllposts]

A potion that can flip someone's gravity. One second, they're on the floor like normal. The next one, they're on the ceiling. A wacky gravity flipper. Perfect for a devious prank from a certain someone if they access it...you probably shouldn't tell Hyde about it.

Hm, yes best for him not to know

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@garbageratsinatrenchcoat look at this.

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You fool. You absolute buffoon. You've doomed us all.

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

I am super tired, Hyde. I'm sleepy eepy, if you will. Someone has requested that I anonymously show off their art to you, so when you get the chance just answer this and I'll show you the piece in a reblog.

-The sleepy Bold Detective (about to go honk shoo honk shoo)

...Alright?

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This is what they drew.

They said it's supposed to be you. They're very excited for you to see it, and also said they love you very much (specifying no homo).

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

Lmao, I love this

Where are my shoes?

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They said, "omg I can't draw shoes lmao". They also mentioned it adds character to the drawing.

and also "haha feet"

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

I am super tired, Hyde. I'm sleepy eepy, if you will. Someone has requested that I anonymously show off their art to you, so when you get the chance just answer this and I'll show you the piece in a reblog.

-The sleepy Bold Detective (about to go honk shoo honk shoo)

...Alright?

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This is what they drew.

They said it's supposed to be you. They're very excited for you to see it, and also said they love you very much (specifying no homo).

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

Hyde. You know who I am. I got a client who says they have "something cool they want to show to" the both of you. If you'll be so kind as to accept this ask and alert Jekyll, I can show you the client's image.

-The Bold motherfucking Detective (I don't know, it's late and I'm tired.)

Alright, alright, cool your beans

@henryjekyllposts

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Oh, I thought you died. I already showed it to Jekyll, it's a height comparison chart comparing your heights based off the information you shared. But I do have something else to show you.

[sasslett]

People who have anon asks enabled, I gotta ask, why? What good comes of it?

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I am aware that others can feel shy or nervous about asking people certain questions, and even more nervous if that person is someone they look up to. Being anonymous can help relieve some of that pressure, which is partially why I exist. I myself used to be incredibly shy to ask people things, and I want to help others like I once was. I also want people to feel completely secure around me, so I allow anon asks enabled so they can get across their message, regardless of status.

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Jekyll, why do the anons want me to plan a funeral for Hyde. You're not dead, so he's not dead yeah?

-The Bold "funeral planner" Detective or something

… we aren’t the same person.

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My gosh. Alright, fine, let's say hypothetically you're not the same person. Since Hyde hasn't been online for a few days, then it's alright for me to assume he's dead and plan his funeral for this high paying client. That is, unless, you've seen him around?

[henryjekyllposts]

Hello Dr. Jekyll, it’s me the italics artist. That bold has painted me in quite a negative light, but I assure you I’m harmless. It’s that no good detective that’s the real threat. Join forces with me and I’ll make sure they’ll never bother you again -the italics artist

Oh good lord, now there are two of them… I have no interest in you or your associate, bold.

[the-italics-artist]

Associate? No no no. We are enemies! The detective gets under my skin. Something we have in common, no doubt. I offer you my protection. I mean who would trust that meddling Bold with such powers?

[henryjekyllposts]

They do seem quite…ah what’s the word?… strong willed.

[the-italics-artist]

Exactly! I want to bring down bold, but I can’t do it without you, I need your help Doctor.

[henryjekyllposts]

What do you need my help for? I’m sure you can handle it

[the-italics-artist]

The detective likes you, I’m sure they’ll come running when they know I’ve got my hands on you.

[henryjekyllposts]

Oh dear…I’m not so sure about this? @thebolddetective …?

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Sup? I was making mac and cheese, what's happening?

WAIT, ITALICS?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING ABOUT GETTING HIM! JEKYLL, GET AWAY FROM THAT GUY!

[the-italics-artist]

You see? They label me as a criminal, I’ve been nothing but a saint!

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No they're not! Just look at me, damn it! I'm an inverted freak because they thought it would be funny!

[the-italics-artist]

Only because you deserved it

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EH?! DOCTOR, ARE YOU HEARING THIS?! THIS GUY IS NOT A GOOD PERSON! I DIDN'T DESERVE THIS!

[henryjekyllposts]

Oh dear… this is awkward. Perhaps you two need to hash things out on your own. This all seems very personal

[the-italics-artist]

Honestly I think you look better this way, Bold.

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Of course you would say that. You think everything is better with chaos involved, especially when chaotic things happen to serious people like me. You laughed for days on end with one look at my face. I will NOT let you turn someone else into a fool as ridiculous looking as me.

[the-italics-artist]

Oh Bold, learn to take a joke. It was nothing but a harmless prank

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Then change me back, if it's just a prank. After five years, stuck like this, change me back if it's truly just a prank.

[the-italics-artist]

Well I would but you don’t seem like you’ve truly appreciated the joke yet mwahahaha

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It's not a joke unless both sides can find it funny. And I clearly will never find it funny, it's been five years. Just like all your other "pranks".

[the-italics-artist]

I can’t do anything about your broken sense of humor

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My sense of humor isn't broken, yours is.

[henryjekyllposts]

Hello Dr. Jekyll, it’s me the italics artist. That bold has painted me in quite a negative light, but I assure you I’m harmless. It’s that no good detective that’s the real threat. Join forces with me and I’ll make sure they’ll never bother you again -the italics artist

Oh good lord, now there are two of them… I have no interest in you or your associate, bold.

[the-italics-artist]

Associate? No no no. We are enemies! The detective gets under my skin. Something we have in common, no doubt. I offer you my protection. I mean who would trust that meddling Bold with such powers?

[henryjekyllposts]

They do seem quite…ah what’s the word?… strong willed.

[the-italics-artist]

Exactly! I want to bring down bold, but I can’t do it without you, I need your help Doctor.

[henryjekyllposts]

What do you need my help for? I’m sure you can handle it

[the-italics-artist]

The detective likes you, I’m sure they’ll come running when they know I’ve got my hands on you.

[henryjekyllposts]

Oh dear…I’m not so sure about this? @thebolddetective …?

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Sup? I was making mac and cheese, what's happening?

WAIT, ITALICS?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING ABOUT GETTING HIM! JEKYLL, GET AWAY FROM THAT GUY!

[the-italics-artist]

You see? They label me as a criminal, I’ve been nothing but a saint!

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No they're not! Just look at me, damn it! I'm an inverted freak because they thought it would be funny!

[the-italics-artist]

Only because you deserved it

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EH?! DOCTOR, ARE YOU HEARING THIS?! THIS GUY IS NOT A GOOD PERSON! I DIDN'T DESERVE THIS!

[henryjekyllposts]

Oh dear… this is awkward. Perhaps you two need to hash things out on your own. This all seems very personal

[the-italics-artist]

Honestly I think you look better this way, Bold.

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Of course you would say that. You think everything is better with chaos involved, especially when chaotic things happen to serious people like me. You laughed for days on end with one look at my face. I will NOT let you turn someone else into a fool as ridiculous looking as me.

[the-italics-artist]

Oh Bold, learn to take a joke. It was nothing but a harmless prank

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Then change me back, if it's just a prank. After five years, stuck like this, change me back if it's truly just a prank.

[the-italics-artist]

Well I would but you don’t seem like you’ve truly appreciated the joke yet mwahahaha

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It's not a joke unless both sides can find it funny. And I clearly will never find it funny, it's been five years. Just like all your other "pranks".

[henryjekyllposts]

Hello Dr. Jekyll, it’s me the italics artist. That bold has painted me in quite a negative light, but I assure you I’m harmless. It’s that no good detective that’s the real threat. Join forces with me and I’ll make sure they’ll never bother you again -the italics artist

Oh good lord, now there are two of them… I have no interest in you or your associate, bold.

[the-italics-artist]

Associate? No no no. We are enemies! The detective gets under my skin. Something we have in common, no doubt. I offer you my protection. I mean who would trust that meddling Bold with such powers?

[henryjekyllposts]

They do seem quite…ah what’s the word?… strong willed.

[the-italics-artist]

Exactly! I want to bring down bold, but I can’t do it without you, I need your help Doctor.

[henryjekyllposts]

What do you need my help for? I’m sure you can handle it

[the-italics-artist]

The detective likes you, I’m sure they’ll come running when they know I’ve got my hands on you.

[henryjekyllposts]

Oh dear…I’m not so sure about this? @thebolddetective …?

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Sup? I was making mac and cheese, what's happening?

WAIT, ITALICS?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING ABOUT GETTING HIM! JEKYLL, GET AWAY FROM THAT GUY!

[the-italics-artist]

You see? They label me as a criminal, I’ve been nothing but a saint!

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No they're not! Just look at me, damn it! I'm an inverted freak because they thought it would be funny!

[the-italics-artist]

Only because you deserved it

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EH?! DOCTOR, ARE YOU HEARING THIS?! THIS GUY IS NOT A GOOD PERSON! I DIDN'T DESERVE THIS!

[henryjekyllposts]

Oh dear… this is awkward. Perhaps you two need to hash things out on your own. This all seems very personal

[the-italics-artist]

Honestly I think you look better this way, Bold.

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Of course you would say that. You think everything is better with chaos involved, especially when chaotic things happen to serious people like me. You laughed for days on end with one look at my face. I will NOT let you turn someone else into a fool as ridiculous looking as me.

[the-italics-artist]

Oh Bold, learn to take a joke. It was nothing but a harmless prank

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Then change me back, if it's just a prank. After five years, stuck like this, change me back if it's truly just a prank.

[henryjekyllposts]

Hello Dr. Jekyll, it’s me the italics artist. That bold has painted me in quite a negative light, but I assure you I’m harmless. It’s that no good detective that’s the real threat. Join forces with me and I’ll make sure they’ll never bother you again -the italics artist

Oh good lord, now there are two of them… I have no interest in you or your associate, bold.

[the-italics-artist]

Associate? No no no. We are enemies! The detective gets under my skin. Something we have in common, no doubt. I offer you my protection. I mean who would trust that meddling Bold with such powers?

[henryjekyllposts]

They do seem quite…ah what’s the word?… strong willed.

[the-italics-artist]

Exactly! I want to bring down bold, but I can’t do it without you, I need your help Doctor.

[henryjekyllposts]

What do you need my help for? I’m sure you can handle it

[the-italics-artist]

The detective likes you, I’m sure they’ll come running when they know I’ve got my hands on you.

[henryjekyllposts]

Oh dear…I’m not so sure about this? @thebolddetective …?

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Sup? I was making mac and cheese, what's happening?

WAIT, ITALICS?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING ABOUT GETTING HIM! JEKYLL, GET AWAY FROM THAT GUY!

[the-italics-artist]

You see? They label me as a criminal, I’ve been nothing but a saint!

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No they're not! Just look at me, damn it! I'm an inverted freak because they thought it would be funny!

[the-italics-artist]

Only because you deserved it

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EH?! DOCTOR, ARE YOU HEARING THIS?! THIS GUY IS NOT A GOOD PERSON! I DIDN'T DESERVE THIS!

[henryjekyllposts]

Oh dear… this is awkward. Perhaps you two need to hash things out on your own. This all seems very personal

[the-italics-artist]

Honestly I think you look better this way, Bold.

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Of course you would say that. You think everything is better with chaos involved, especially when chaotic things happen to serious people like me. You laughed for days on end with one look at my face. I will NOT let you turn someone else into a fool as ridiculous looking as me.

[henryjekyllposts]

Hello Dr. Jekyll, it’s me the italics artist. That bold has painted me in quite a negative light, but I assure you I’m harmless. It’s that no good detective that’s the real threat. Join forces with me and I’ll make sure they’ll never bother you again -the italics artist

Oh good lord, now there are two of them… I have no interest in you or your associate, bold.

[the-italics-artist]

Associate? No no no. We are enemies! The detective gets under my skin. Something we have in common, no doubt. I offer you my protection. I mean who would trust that meddling Bold with such powers?

[henryjekyllposts]

They do seem quite…ah what’s the word?… strong willed.

[the-italics-artist]

Exactly! I want to bring down bold, but I can’t do it without you, I need your help Doctor.

[henryjekyllposts]

What do you need my help for? I’m sure you can handle it

[the-italics-artist]

The detective likes you, I’m sure they’ll come running when they know I’ve got my hands on you.

[henryjekyllposts]

Oh dear…I’m not so sure about this? @thebolddetective …?

[formatting-news]

Sup? I was making mac and cheese, what's happening?

WAIT, ITALICS?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING ABOUT GETTING HIM! JEKYLL, GET AWAY FROM THAT GUY!

[the-italics-artist]

You see? They label me as a criminal, I’ve been nothing but a saint!

[formatting-news]

No they're not! Just look at me, damn it! I'm an inverted freak because they thought it would be funny!

[the-italics-artist]

Only because you deserved it

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EH?! DOCTOR, ARE YOU HEARING THIS?! THIS GUY IS NOT A GOOD PERSON! I DIDN'T DESERVE THIS!