Sniv’s Hyperfixation Hell

https://thesnivy123.straw.page jut/it pronouns (but i don't mind whatever). call me sniv! i am An Adult but this blog is sfw do not fret here to draw cool stuff and fire my autism lasers at fictional characters. reblogs preferred over likes but i dont rlly mind! I'd rather not be messaged but asks are absolutely welcome. feel free to talk to me about any of the media ive been posting about, i dont bite Also, check out @northwind-skyau, @yellow-pikmin-posting, and @grey-wind (my sky cotl, pikmin and rain world askblogs)

[thesnivy123]

Hey, some shit's happened recently. i hope i can trust this won't actually come up, but jist in case- if anyone starts saying bad things about me in the near future- please contact me about it.

UPDATE: it is no longer recent but also it's also unfortunately not safe to take this pin down yet. Same point stands, if you hear anything please let me know

[seat-safety-switch]

"What is it, Space Dog?" I ask the Golden Retriever that has descended from outer space to be my unlikely friend at a time of great personal trauma.

"You forgot to torque up that caliper bolt," explains Space Dog. He was right. I had gotten distracted by one of the cool moments in The Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift and, when my faculties returned, I just kept going on as if I had actually finished tightening the bolt that holds my front left brakes on. Such a failure would be catastrophic at highway speed, or at least really annoying. "Thanks, Space Dog," I tell him.

Sometimes at night, I can tell that Space Dog is meant for greater things. Whatever cosmic force placed him into my life has done so for a really good reason. Unfortunately, I'm really lazy, and it turns out that a even a talking dog is ill-equipped to motivate me into saving Earth from the Glognards or whatever it is my destiny holds.

Canine Command is worried about something, for sure. Sometimes when I round the corner in my house too quickly, I see Space Dog speaking into his collar-mounted interstellar microphone. Whenever this happens, I feel like I've let my alien pup buddy down, and it bums me out so much that I don't do anything for like a whole week. I had just gotten done moping on the couch and eating my bodily weight in string cheese when I decided to go out and swap the brake pads on my Miata. And now, I hadn't even gotten that right.

Space Dog should find someone else to motivate into saving planet Earth and themselves. Until he does, though, I'm going to keep feeding him Snausages and rubbing his belly when he falls asleep on the couch. Sometimes he dreams, and his little legs kick and he mutters something about overthrowing our way of life and subjugating all of humanity. So cute!

[tenyardstowitchyard]

Puppet show

[xdvarcy]

“Please take me with you!” that scene was a surprise, and amazing! 

[aiki-art-archive]

thinking about Everhood.

[wirelessmousegirl]

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras in miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

[sunbeast]

this is my favorite video evcer whats going on

[indifferent-faith-interpreter]

see i would not be doing this

[homunculus-argument]

The people who'll go "ugh that's not what ketamine does, you people have clearly never done drugs" obviously were not there when "cast ketamine ape" was added to the list of banned spells. Because clearly you've got the wrong idea of what "cast ketamine ape" actually does.

First of all, did you know that as far as magic is concerned, it can't tell the difference between being poisoned unintentionally, being poisoned intentionally, and being intoxicated recreationally. You can straight-up fucking narcan someone with any healing spell that includes removing poison from the body. And the fun part is, they come out in full fight-or-flight. Yeah they come up swinging. Also even if your healing spells are specifically tailored to be used on humans, and are unreliable even on most other mammals, primates are so close to humans in structure that specifically human-intended spells work on them just fine.

Now picture the following: You've got a full-grown adult male cape babboon, already deep in a k-hole, somewhat conscious but with no inkling of where, how, what, or why it is, lightly concealed within some sort of material that it could easily rip through if it was in its full strength. Let's say, gently wrapped in newspaper.

Now let's say you stealthily leave a mysteriously wrapped bundle - almost the right size to contain a human child but certainly the wrong shape for that - in an inconspicuous place. Like under one of the tables at a wizard conference. Maybe under the table of someone important that you don't like. Then, at a safe distance but within reach of the magic, you cast "poison heal".

And obviously, they couldn't just ban "poison heal".

[basi-boy]

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

[eeveelotions]

heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers

[sleepyteamage]

@demegods

[thesnivy123]

@flicktheseal

[sprouch]

short film by jonathan djob nkondo, posted to tiktok by the artist who did the sound, nicholas snyder

[snapscube]

for your consideration

this is so awesome

[melodeelaine]

Kingfisher and Great Egret lined up just right

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

@notsospiteful I like the way you think

[mystigaron]

space station 14 players are not real i just made a joke with a few of my friends about Group Butt Scratching and somebody got really pressed when we began taking the piss out of them for replying to us with "there are minors in this server" and then said, quote, "and people wonder why people say slurs"

[soundtestmenu]

fiskbot is fucking back

[sycamorality]

void mercy everyone who sucks ass may they get better without us ever crossing paths again

[sycamorality]

i hope everyone who has ever wronged or hurt me drastically improves their life and becomes a better person and that i will never have to hear about any of it

[sycamorality]

i hope you getbetter but i also how i Never have to know you again

[sycamorality]

NOT about romantic relationships this post is about ex-friends

[foolcrum57]

found this pic on facebook marketplace thats unintentionally up my alley

[elegybeatty]

smile dog just gave birth to a beautiful litter of grin puppies ◕_◕

[basyacriptid]