Self-Winding Doll

She/Her considering adding It/Its as well / 18+/ Mallory / 26 / Trans Girl

[orthoscheme]

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[wrathful-banette]

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[shimeji-simulation]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

puppygirl who plays a lot of rhythm games so u have to pet her on beat and call her a perfect girl or else she starts getting upset

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

artists rendition

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[emnesoi0]

HOLY SHIT

[0x4468c7a6a728]

Joe Biden dies at 83

IT'S REAL???

[dannydedoodles]

If the anime won't adapt these true and canon facts about Subaru I will

[dannydedoodles]

I should draw the maid outfit side story next because it has this

[yurivalley]

[k9t33th]

[soup-mother]

YOU are a glasses girl. going about with your long hair and such.

[yuriwinged]

[obediently]i am a glasses girl. going about with my long hair and such

[lierabee]

awawa

[mydogtige]

Headpats

[catgirl-kaiju]

so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?

turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.

[mydogtige]

Kaguya x Iroha x Yachiyo snuggled up close by ree-kkr

[filmphotofranz]

[cutecipher]

they should pay trans women to hang out and smoke weed