please go follow my NEW blog aggressivecrybabey

IVE RECREATED THIS BLOG ON MY MAIN @aggressivecrybabey PLEASE GO FOLLOW IT IF YOU’D LIKE TO STAY WITH ME THIS BLOG IS NO LONGER IN USE

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

hey friends

my NEW new blog/url is starstruckparker so go follow that instead of this!!!

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

hello i am officially getting rid of this blog and remaking it so if you are not already please go follow @starstruckparker thank you goodbye!

[fungusbabey]

A CALLOUT

@auspiciousdaveyjacobs types of song lyrics typed out song lyrics on her laptop when she gets bored or has nothing to do in class and it’s been all musicals lately since i dragged her into broadway hell with me and she was typing out pixture show and she used a cursive font for bonnie and a handwriting-ish one for clyde

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

i thought you were gonna out me abt mario kart lmao this is fine

[fungusbabey]

hey hey hey it is now your turn to ship me up my friend. i’m sure you know everything so go for it my man

i,, think,,, maybe albert??! he’d love to listen to you play literally every instrument (smh. uke, guitar, piano, trombone) and he’d be obsessed with your voice,, like he’d just lie with his head on your lap (COMFY THIGHS) and stare up at you with puppy dog eyes and you’d know what he wanted because he does it on a regular basis,, like every night after he sells he’ll want you to sing for him and he’ll relax so much that sometimes he accidentally falls asleep on you. also: CUDDLES. he’d wrap his arms around you and bury his face in your neck and aH. and when you were anxious or Sad Boi he’d be there for you and reassure you that everything was okay and he wasn’t going anywhere. he would also sOak anyone who fucked with you or looked at you the wrong way (whether they were like “niCe aSs” or they were like “what the hell is that girl doing selling?? smh filthy”). he’d take you to walk around with him at night because 1) night time is nice 2) he doesn’t have time to during the day and 3) he’s there to protect you so he doesn’t mind it being dark

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

wowie thanks my dude 💕💕

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

i’m 22 away from 100 followers!!

[daveyjacobss]

oh boy okay mini rant: i was supposed to go the movies with my friends today but now my mom is refusing to let me go and my uncle is coming over and i’m being forced to have “family time” so iI can’t get anything done and i really just need to get out of my house bc i feel like i’m being held captive and wow this is such a ramble and none of this makes sense but i think i’ve actually cried myself dry

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

hey i’m super sorry, that sounds real bad. i know there’s nothing i can do to help but hugs sent your way my friend!

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

Could I get a ship? My name is Maddie. I'm a Scorpio. I have a nose stud. I'm 5'10. I have reddish brown hair, green eyes, an hourglass figure, and tons of freckles. I'm a very happy and bubbly person. I love to sing, dance, read, and laugh. I'm terrified of clowns. I can be sarcastic, witty, and sharp tongued. I'm an incredibly sweet person until you mess with my family or friends. My friends love how I can brighten a room and make everyone happy. Thank you!

yeah! i ship you with spot! don’t let him fool you, cause he’s a total softie. he loves your nose piercing (he thinks it’s like the coolest thing ever) and he absolutely loves how you brighten up his day. when you walk over, if he’s upset or something, he’s automatically happy again. that’s just how that works! your fear of clowns is shared. the boys love to scare spot with face paint and masks and it’s hilarious honestly. (but only when you’re not around ‘cause spot would murder them for scaring you) the height difference was a bit of an issue for him at first, as the boys teased him about that too, but he’s gotten used to it. plus it’s nice to have a helping hand when he can’t reach things on shelves! when you two are alone, he’ll always dance with you! surprisingly enough, it’s actually one of his favorite ways to spend time with you! when you’re singing, he can’t help but join in, and he’s actually amazing?? but he won’t sing unless he’s singing with you. that’s like his rule. sorry that this was so long oops

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

I saw ur post abt wanting Ben Fankhauser pictures and idk if it’s still relevant but here, have these anyway

wow hey thanks my man

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

if anyone wants to send in rando asks please do cause im bored and need a pick-me-up

[fungusbabey]

hello maybe we should try,,, i dunno,,, sleeping tonight my friend?????? you need it, tis a normal everyday human need my man love, your bestest friend who loves and cares about you and really thinks you should get some sleep

but,, but,,,,, i actually do need to drink like 3 bottles of water because i’m dehydrated my man

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

okay drink three bottles of water and then goooo tooooo sleeeeeeeeeep ♥️

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

“i gotta get that vitamin MEAT”

—me

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

in case you haven’t seen, me and @brooklyns-here-for-ya-erster, two straight females, got married in choir today. and yes, those are pipe cleaners that she found on the ground.

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

@brooklyns-here-for-ya-erster

[fungusbabey]

Once Jojo ended up in Jacks bed because he was so tired he forgot where his own was ~W

he ends up in a lot of beds by accident and everyone just kind of accepts it

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

YES

[fungusbabey]

@auspiciousdaveyjacobs,, mother,, please bring your poor sleepy friend some coffee tomorrow,,, i love you and i do not want to die tomorrow

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

but son,,,i cannot bring coffee,,

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

i was tagged by @kingkongofnewyork

so basically you answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers that you want to get to know better.

1) names: hailey :D

2) nicknames: i dont have any legit nicknames but my best friend calls me rando stuff like “crack arm” and “sausage ass” whenever she feels lmao

3) height: 5′1”

4) orientation: not quite sure yet my dudes

5) nationality: american

6) favorite fruit: ??? yes

7) favorite season: winter cause i love sweaters and stuff

8) favorite flower: ik it’s real basic but roses, they’re just so pretty!

9) favorite scent: sweet pepermint!

10) favorite color: anything pastel, really

11) favorite animal: chinchillas

12) coffee, tea or hot chocolate: coffee and hot chocolate, i don’t do tea

13) average sleep hours: depends on the night

14) dog or cat person: both

15) favorite fictional character: i don’t really have one so im putting tom holland instead

16) number of blankets you sleep with: four right now but usually it’s two or three

17) dream trip: i’ve wanted to go to london for forever! (deh reference not intentional)

18) blog created: my main was created forever ago, but this one i made a few months back!

19) number of followers: i think like 70 something on here

20) random fact: my dog looks like a frog but i love him anyway because he’s my dog (a poem by me)

sorry if this wasn’t what you hoped it’d be, i’m not that interesting lmao also sorry for taking up your dash space

so i’ll guess i tag these guys (also you get like 15 cause i follow like no one)

@daveyjacobss @mattie-writes @partylikeits1899 @aggressivetapdancing @haveanftyday @moldymilk @black-flower-crowns @brooklynsqueer @julian-the-cheshire-cat @les-is-ham @onelovewonderwoman @racetracks-higggins @tbholland @writeawaywriting

[formerly-auspiciousdaveyjacobs]

so apparently there’s been some layout issues, so is my avi/icon this for everyone? if not please tell me, thank you!