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convos that ptg prolly had, who knows for sure? disclaimer: convos are from movies/tv shows/etc submissions: open

[ptgconversations]

Yeo one: Yan an, what the hell?

Yan an: New phone. Who dis?

Yeo one: You can’t do that in person, it’s Yeo one!

Yan an: [squints]

Yeo one: Yeo one! Your team member.

Yan an: Oh, hey Yeo one.

[ptgconversations]

Wooseok: [at a bar, getting ready to leave]

Wooseok: I gotta go.

Hui: Aren't you forgetting something?

Wooseok: Uh...

Wooseok: [kisses Hui's forehead and runs off]

Hui: No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you!?

[ptgconversations]

Wooseok: You’re not from here, right?

Yuto: No, I’m from Japan.

Wooseok: And you moved to Japan from?

Yuto: My mother’s uterus.

[ptgconversations]

Hongseok: Do you know what Sin City is?

Hui: Las Vegas.

Hongseok: Well do you know what Den City is?

Hui: No...

Hongseok: Mass over volume.

[ptgconversations]

Wooseok: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Jinho: Why?

Wooseok: To get to the idiot's house.

Wooseok: Knock knock.

Jinho: Who's there?

Wooseok: The chicken.

Jinho:

Wooseok:

Jinho: I won't punch you in the face on one condition.

Wooseok: ... Yeah?

Jinho: Go tell that joke to Hui.

[ptgconversations]

Shinwon: Just go tell Yan an he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?

Yeo one: He could hear me.

[ptgconversations]

Pentagon as things I've heard on the bus

Jinho: Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

Hui: When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Hongseok: If Apple made cars, would it have Windows?

E'dawn: I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Shinwon: Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

Yeo One: If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually 90 degrees.

Yanan: Today a man asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water

Yuto: I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait...

Kino: If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.

Wooseok: Your're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

[ptgconversations]

Yeo one: Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?

Jinho: [pulling out a gun]

Jinho: It’s a gun.

[ptgconversations]

Wooseok: For some reason Yan an thinks that I know a lot about flowers, so whenever he asks me what the name of a flower is I give him the name of a rapper.

Yan an: Look! These ludacrises are growing so nicely!

[ptgconversations]

Yan an: Ever get that feeling you're being watched?

Yeo one: You get used to it when you look this good.

[ptgconversations]

Jinho: Shut up

Wooseok: I didn't say anything

Jinho: You were thinking. It's annoying.

[ptgconversations]

Jinho: Fight me.

Yuto: [Quietly, from where Jinho can't see] Do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again.

[ptgconversations]

Pentagon takes a first aid class

[ptgconversations]

Judge: How do you plead?

Wooseok: [looks at Jinho]

Jinho: [mouths 'not guilty']

Wooseok: Hot milky.

Jinho: Just lock him up.

[ptgconversations]

Yeo one: All men are at least 30% attracted to me.

Yeo one: My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.

Yeo one: I feel like I'm the Paris of people.

Yeo one: I'm exquisite.

Psychologists: [furiously taking notes]

[ptgconversations]

Yeo one: [holding box]

Yuto: Shake it.

Yeo one: [Dances happily]

Yuto: ...

Yuto: The container, Yeo one.

Yeo one: :(

[ptgconversations]

Wooseok: I’m quick at math.

Hongseok: Okay, what’s 38x76?

Wooseok: 24.

Hongseok: That’s not even close.

Wooseok: But it was quick.