[strawberryblondebutch]

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

[strawberryblondebutch]

[willinq]

[willinq]

Sometimes things in context… are better

[baehoevan]

Reblogging again because I am fucking dying over this.

[department-of-rehabilitation-de]

[thebootydiaries]

me and my gals

[oliverelio]

“Do you like me that much, Elio?”

[starkmyarc]

reasons why i drink: call me by your name

[peteneems]

[fukkce]

“You smell good” is in my top 5 for fav compliments

[b-n-nn-li-deactivated20180223]

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

[b-n-nn-li-deactivated20180223]

Past self: wrote this post in third year undergrad about a white dude who ghosted me

Current self: 5 months away from becoming a lawyer, gay af, 2 years into a relationship with a badass woman of colour

[hkjhgjklhkjl]

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

[maccymacdonald]

once i figure out how to pull off ‘feminine dad’ it’s over for you bitches

[kaijuno]

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[witchymoonhag-deactivated201801]

Hopefully one day Lena Dunham will stop using her body shape as an excuse for why people don’t like her and start realizing it’s because she’s a terrible person.

[thepoliticalhippie]

You had me at “hopefully one day Lena Dunham will stop”

[ladsfromig]

[yesterdaysprint]

The New York Times, New York, January 3, 1897

[bathtimefunduck]

History in a nutshell

[intensesuggestion]

why get a boyfriend when you can get a pack of really nice pens

[hugh-dancy-archived]

Ezra Miller attends the European premiere of ‘Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them’ at Odeon Leicester Square on November 15, 2016 in London, England.

[formeroptimist]

help me out

does anyone know if there’s a version of Santa Baby sung by a male with the original lyrics. like i want a man singing about how he wants a ring bought at tiffany’s and all the fellas he could’ve kissed