Pilsbury ho boy

Harrison. He/Him. Canadian. Find me on Twitter @hawwisome .

[lasesmed]

are advertisers aware that if one of their ads interrupt me i will, at best, forget about the product, and at worst, become actively hostile to the product

[hwoaarang]

A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take

[honeybee-fuzz]

Indie games are like: do we have significance? do our actions matter in the grand scheme of things? our reality is limited by our own perspectives, and morality is subjective, as is truth. are we good because we are born good or because we choose to be? these pixels are going to make you cry now

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[guerrillatech]

[grawly]

YouTube recommendations looking great today

[ratfuck]

[empathviv]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[valtsv]

my hot take

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[dmnsqrl]

[sovietnam]

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

what is senator mccarthy doing on wikihow

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

[metrospotting-deactivated202104]

[thebibliosphere]

Watching my neighbors across the street having a block party during a literal time of pandemic makes me wonder if several hundred years ago there was another person looking out their window watching their neighbors congregate during the black death like verily forsooth, thou art truly ass-headed knaves.

[weavemama]

reblog flying ass giant pants guys for a fortune of good luck and good cash 

[weavemama]

this is a cursed post that is capable of delivering good deeds

[dash-x]

[leagueofderp]

*Violently presses button for ability that's on cooldown*

[monzterzack]

Me @ everything all the time

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That