Fully Automated 90 Cranker

She/Zer but NOT like Weezer ok i am NOT rivers cuomo / 18 for the 2nd year in a row / Former Fortnite enjoyer (washed)

[marsdemo]

[cuckoftheday]

Stage 5: Acceptance

[cuckoftheday]

You should transition to female right now.

[cuckoftheday]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

i’ve seen footage i stay foided

[biologicalstepfather]

If you know who Emmett Till is please reblog.

I’m trying to prove a point to my dad.

[achillesinhighheels]

janicemascarenhass via IG

[girlstinkgood]

Not to be a lesbian but oh my god

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[fortencenitengale]

the problem really is that rivers would be an awesome name if it wasn’t attached to the weezer guy

[princessdraconic]

i am for sure youre a girl please stop being eggy and just get on estrogen

[princessdraconic]

its like genuinely pissing me off

[rainbowgaez]

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

[rainbowgaez]

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

[ahotkitchenknife]

i love you slightly toxic trans women who still play league of legends and if u were mean enough to me, yeah id probably let you hit it

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[lakevida]

ive got a little secret about the circumstances under which these sentences as well were arranged

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[clowngirlcreampie]

clickbaitjob from a girl with huge thumbnails

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

[swagophile]

Well. I dont think theres anything manic about it. Its called a normal peisode. Where you become normal. Also can we try using woman centric language instead ? Its a womanic episode. Basically im feminine and cute and not insane.

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.