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[fortethealla]

have you seen my son

[fortethealla]

hello gamers

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@fortethealla continued from here

“Are y’serious, Red?”

A battered spoon digs into his own steaming dinner, lifting free an impressive butter-garnished mound that he proceeds to eat with slow- almost indecent- enjoyment, even as brown eyes crinkle wickedly up at the other man.

“Pull up a seat then, lad- I’ll teach y’just the way t’enjoy such a treat.”

[fortethealla]

❛ Oh geez-- would you stop that? That’s gross, man. ❜

Or so he says, but his eyes are tracking Cathal’s movements, eyeing the potato the whole time-- well, almost. It’s pretty clear just which part he thinks is gross, looking back to his own gift before the man can take another bite.

He was pretty hungry. And, well-- it didn’t look that bad. So he sits, holding this potato and feeling a little more than ridiculous. How quaint.

❛ Fine. But if I die, I’m coming back to haunt you relentlessly. You got another spoon? ❜

[fortethealla]

carefully places a baked potato in here.

❛ What the heck am I supposed to do with this? ❜

[fortethealla]

❛ Does it count as dating someone if all you do is ask them to call you ‘daddy’ and then run away when they actually do? ❜

[fortethealla]

kill me

??????

[fortethealla]

[fortethealla]

Why are you like this.

I’m not about to turn down the request of a beautiful hunny, no matter how kinky strange it might seem. ♥

[forsylvarant-deactivated2023110]

tfw you wanna write zelos and colette fluff with ur zelos but zelos has to be himself and make this impossible 

callin u out @fortethealla

[fortethealla]

calling any kratos, we need a Big Daddy to keep this crowd under control

[iirvings-blog]

@fortethealla

❝ Did y’all know Zelos likes being called a thot? He confirmed it himself. ❞

[fortethealla]

❛ It’s the price you have to pay, being this beautiful. ❜

[angelus-project]

VI DON’T

[fortethealla]

iirvings replied to your post: @iirvings ❛ Hey, Lloyd, buddy, my guy…your mom’s...

WHAT THE FUCK

forsylvarant replied to your post: @iirvings ❛ Hey, Lloyd, buddy, my guy…your mom’s...

MY GOD

❛ She said she wanted me to stab her...? I’m not sure I’m totally into that, but it is your mom.. ❜

[fortethealla]

@iirvings

❛ Hey, Lloyd, buddy, my guy...your mom’s acting a little weird lately, and honestly? I’m not sure if I should be scared or totally into it. ❜

[fortethealla]

monsterofamom:

Please help me.

iirvings:

I'm not calling you that either!

Wow, you guys are harsh...

[fortethealla]

"Don't let anybody be mean to you, Zelos! Stand up for yourself."

❛ Colette, my little angel, how sweet of you to worry about me! This guy is nothing I couldn’t handle though! ❜

[fortethealla]

monsterofamom replied to your post: ( @monsterofamom )

I’m not calling you daddy.

I didn’t say you.