we put the fun into dysfunction

ana, 30s, she/her, brazil, i write fics and post them here or on my AO3. and sometimes i think i'm funny.

[02void]

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[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[ceroro]

splish splash

[jaimeshanice]

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."

The Matrix (1999) dir. Lana Wachowski & Lilly Wachowski

[5bi5]

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

[importantpics]

[star-shard]

Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.

And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'

Both are beautiful forms of writing.

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[only-cat-memes]

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[soursoppi]

saw this cute pic of a raven making a heart, had to draw crowxian

(also a little extra of crowxian getting some cute aggression and having to nom on his shidi)

[fluffmugger]

[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

[cumpriest]

ağlıycam

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[dovewithscales]

This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.

[wanna-bee]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[my-dailydreams]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Richmond Item, Indiana, August 19, 1922

[important-cat-pics]