we'll pay the price, i guess

KD. 31. Lesbian. They/She.

[fissile-materialism]

Robot who misunderstands and gets offended when you call them hot and starts rambling on about their highly efficient cooling mechanisms and wow they look really cute bragging like this

[thedakagal]

“Fucking your robot partner till they break” this, “smashing your robot partners chassis” that. What if I want to caress my robot partner while I gently rail them against the wall and tell them how much I love them? What about that huh?

[doctor-vertigo]

Had an idea at work and decided to bring it to life. The blue screen of arousal overflow <3

Don’t forget to treat it to the proper aftercare once it comes back online

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 13

L Lawliet (Death Note)

Jesus of Nazareth (The Bible)

Voting ended onJun 15

L fanart is by @sybbatra on instagram

Jesus art is by @wolfythewitch

[gorkloum]

i dont get it. Who let it happened

You are all fired. bruh

[thevintageducky]

Not

Yet

[yuniyuyu]

my sweet lover my sweet lover my sweet lover my sweet lover my sweet lover my sweet lover my sweet lover my sweet lover my sweet lover

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[ps2boogaloo]

twitter didn't deserve this one

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[skribblebunny]

Couldn’t hurt to take a swim!✨

[redroomroaving]

my sweet love my sweet love my sweet love

(Deamon, Date Everything, the source of my imminent disaster)

[gremloser]

i have a daemon problem….

[meiliariotz]

GeneCo brand top surgery where if you don’t pay on time a Repo Man comes to sew your tits back on

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[daysleftofsecondterm]

962 days left

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[artsy-biggirl]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

969 (nice) days left