*for the terminally single

60% humor, 30% existential dread, and 10% reminding you that you're not alone.

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[fortheterminallysingle-blog]

SERVING LEWRKS.

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

[fortheterminallysingle-blog]

me picking up my three cats, because i’m a cat lady.

[blankisgayculture]

communicating in gifs is gay culture

[justclosetedthings]

[spaghet-dad]

when ur gardening and u find a worm

[whiteteethteens]

hey siri, find me a dick to suck

[justclosetedthings]

[fortheterminallysingle-blog]

[poems-and-word]

[gods-only-daughter-blog1]

this is a gays only event.

[gillianlesbian]

me @ me

[fortheterminallysingle-blog]

same.

[fortheterminallysingle-blog]

BEEP BEEP, MOTHERFUCKER.

[justclosetedthings]

[justclosetedthings]

[fortheterminallysingle-blog]

Same.

[fortheterminallysingle-blog]

i feel personally attached.

[fortheterminallysingle-blog]

gay culture is....not being able to get away from gay culture on DATING sites.