Expedition: Meme

time for meme meme

[forthoseafter]

𝓖𝓡𝓔𝓔𝓣𝓘𝓝𝓖𝓢 𝓣𝓡𝓐𝓥𝓔𝓛𝓛𝓔𝓡! You have stumbled across a land where one can find various roleplay prompts to reblog and muse to your heart's content! You can call me Destined ( he / him )! I will serve as your humble guide through this brave new world!

What's that? You wish to know just a little bit about me? How kind! Well, traveller, I am a 30 year old whomst currently resides in the Central Time Zone ( GMT -6 ). I have been a roleplayer for the better part of thirteen years, ten of which have been here on Tumblr! When I'm not on the dashboard? You can most likely find me playing video games, watching hockey, or listening to music!

Due to work obligations, I am unavailable betwixt 2:00 PM & 7:00 PM ( CST ).

When I'm not here crafting prompts, you can find me on my roleplay blog @decemannos.

I hope you enjoy your stay, thanks for interacting!

             -    𝓣𝓞𝓜𝓞𝓡𝓡𝓞𝓦 𝓒𝓞𝓜𝓔𝓢   -

[forthoseafter]

MARCUS THE WORM Sentence Starters - Part Two

more of the randomest wackiest shit inspired by the viral VRChat character created by Jouffa.

Please specify for multimuse blogs

❝ I'm here to make amends with the cartel. ❞

❝ They've taken Jimbo James... ❞

❝ You don't understand what Jimbo James has done... ❞

❝ The cartel can't be reasoned with — I'm here to make amends. ❞

❝ I'm off to kill that rat. ❞

❝ A valiant effort... but alas, the mission was not concluded with success. ❞

❝ There's been numerous injuries. ❞

❝ He made a big no-no with the cartel. ❞

❝ You can thank Big Badinky Bones for that. ❞

❝ The mafia got him out of El Salvador prison. ❞

❝ I've tracked him coincidentally. ❞

❝ Dear God, shut your damn mouth you insufferable contorted shriveled testicular having dumbass tadpole. ❞

❝ I hope they have corn chips. ❞

❝ I can't get down... it's too high. ❞

❝ Have you tried the moon juice? Or perhaps the diet moon juice? ❞

❝ But there's 10% sale. ❞

❝ I am on a mission. ❞

❝ They're lurking within the mountains... ❞

❝ I'm alone — I've always travelled alone — it's a sad life... ❞

❝ My mother is dead... The Mafia got her. ❞

❝ We have ties with the Russians. ❞

❝ Tactical roll. ❞

❝ I can't find my Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili Tortilla Chips. ❞

❝ He only speaks Cantonese. ❞

❝ I'm here looking for the nearest Walgreens. ❞

❝ I have a 25% off coupon for canned soup. ❞

❝ Do you like chicken noodle soup? ❞

❝ You want some shrimp? ❞

❝ This place is evil. ❞

❝ They don't sell any 2,000 psi cold water corded electric pressure washers. ❞

❝ Don't make me mad. ❞

❝ You've got to be careful out there... don't trust the crustaceans. ❞

❝ I must make my way out there into the world. ❞

[forthoseafter]

MARCUS THE WORM Sentence Starters - Part One

the randomest wackiest shit inspired by the viral VRChat character created by Jouffa.

Mix & Match to heart's content. Please make sure to specify for multimuse blogs.

❝ South Carolina is gone.... ❞

❝ I don't like this rock... ❞

❝ I'm irritated... Moderately irritated... ❞

❝ Make your own Rigatoni Pasta. ❞

❝ We have to acquire the microwavable frozen pizza snacks. ❞

❝ Oh, no — wet floor... ❞

❝ I'm in agony. ❞

❝ I am quite disgruntled. ❞

❝ There were mollusks in the alcohol. ❞

❝ My tummies got the rumbles. This is not acceptable. ❞

❝ I'm repositioning my iPhone 17 Pro Max 6.9 inch cellular device. ❞

❝ Surprise kick. ❞

❝ The government compiled footage of my frequent happenings for the solar year. ❞

❝ They're after me ❞

❝ They're gonna give me a bedtime kiss. ❞

❝ This place is a dangerous place. ❞

❝ I don't like this guy. ❞

❝ We did a big no-no with the U.S government. ❞

❝ I got them out of Albuquerque — New Mexico. ❞

❝ Its difficult sometimes... being a little fella like myself. ❞

❝ I have twenty-five Costa Rican currency... would you like it? ❞

❝ We went to the Golden Corral Signature Chain Restaurant. ❞

❝ You gotta watch out — Stay on your toes. ❞

❝ This is a foreign territory... home to Jimmy Big Balls and The Cartel. ❞

❝ You don't want to get hit by a 2017 Chevy Suburban going 96 MPH. ❞

❝ Its through The Portal of Dying. ❞

❝ You're making this up, that's a squirrel. ❞

❝ I would like the tiramisu, please. ❞

❝ Do you not like Albuquerque? ❞

❝ I would like to see the freezer. ❞

❝ He seems nice. ❞

❝ He's got the crust in all the right places. ❞

❝ This is where Jimmy Big Balls was born. ❞

❝ It came from The Portal... ❞

❝ We're going to Hell. ❞

❝ Go be free, my child. ❞

❝ I'm stuck in the Hell portal in the back of a Golden Corral. ❞

❝ He's grabbing my little toes. ❞

❝ I would like to go to Hell again. ❞

❝ I like the canned vegetables. ❞

❝ Would you like the low fat milk? Or Frosted Flakes? ❞

❝ Home Depot canned vegetables have allowed me to transcend the spatial plane. ❞

❝ It hurts. ❞

❝ I'm looking for my medication. ❞

❝ Zombie, no. Bad boy. ❞

❝ I think you're overreacting. ❞

❝ Have you tried the Costco rotisserie chicken? ❞

❝ I saw what you did to that fish. ❞

❝ Have you had a nice weekend? ❞

❝ We're off to takedown the Circle K convenience store empire. ❞

[forthoseafter]

    inspired by the 2016 indie game CRUSH CRUSH developed by Sad Panda Studios

❝ Leave me to my ice cream and identity crisis. ❞

❝ Do you wanna... I don't know... Do a... Date? Like... Go outside, and stuff? ❞

❝ Your name muse be WiFi because I swear I'm feeling a connection. ❞

❝ Still hanging around, eh? Glad to see you! ❞

❝ You're not nearly as big a jerk as I thought. You're about half as bad. ❞

❝ Oh! I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I'm sorry. ❞

❝ Did you know there have been stories of cats that survived falls up to 32 stories onto concrete? ❞

❝ Cats have run for municipal elections at least twice in North America, and have won once. ❞

❝ Do you wanna share a tuna sandwich? ❞

❝ Looks like it's back to flipping burgers for me. ❞

❝ I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty miffed. ❞

❝ On a scale from 1 to 10? I'm zebra. ❞

❝ In all fairness that was one helluva shot! ❞

❝ If you were 20% cooler? You'd be icy. ❞

❝ What's cooking, good looking? Whatever it is, it must be spicy, 'cause you're serving it up HOT. ❞

❝ I guess I'll have to find something else to do today... ❞

❝ You have inflicted real tragedy on me; my heart is broken. How can I ever thank you? ❞

❝ You seem like a good sort. ❞

❝ You fill my heart with shadows and sadness, please never leave. ❞

❝ I look forward to being miserable with you. ❞

❝ I brought you this knife. ❞

❝ I haven't decided if you're intentionally depressing or accidentally cute. The contradiction is... flirty. ❞

❝ My favorite plant? A venus fly trap of course. Alluring, obvious, and unabashedly deadly. ❞

❝ I'm strongly considering giving you my heart; the only question is do I wrap it in paper? Or plastic? ❞

❝ Would you shut your pie hole?! ❞

❝ You've got a date with 8d6 fire damage! ❞

❝ You must be proud to be slain by someone so beautiful. ❞

❝ I shouldn't have tried to fight you on an empty stomach. ❞

❝ You win some, you lose some. Not me though! I win, or I get bored. ❞

❝ You must be part vampire, because you look like a sucker to me. ❞

❝ Hey bozo! Why don't you take a closer look? ❞

❝ Yeah, you better be sorry Wise Guy. Say it again, it's music to my ears. ❞

❝ Not as sorry as you're gonna be when I get outta this cast. ❞

❝ You sure talk a big game, but can you walk the walk? ❞

❝ Why do they call them fingers? I've never seen them... fing. ❞

❝ Oh. What a strange gift... thank you? ❞

❝ Who dares disturb my slumber?! ❞

❝ Beautiful people never know whom they can trust. ❞

❝ Let us converse on matters of importance: such as politics, philosophy, or the excessive bio-matter of celebrities. ❞

❝ Thank you. I will cherish it until the heat death of the universe. ❞

❝ Is it your objective to endear yourself to me? ❞

❝ Don't concern yourself too much. I'm just analyzing your methodology. ❞

❝ You will discover muscles you've never used. I will not lie. They will not enjoy our training. ❞

❝ Come. Run with me, let us chase the wind together. ❞

❝ Eek! Stop stop stop! I am so ticklish! You cad! ❞

❝ That got rather personal for a moment there. ❞

❝ Were you up all night playing games again? ❞

❝ Welcome to the party! Turn up the music, crowd in, show me your moves! ❞

❝ I love it! You are so nice to me, and so very mean to your wallet. ❞

❝ You and me? We are poetry in motion. A great couplet on a beautiful sonnet. ❞

❝ Haha! Sorry, I get carried away sometimes. Thanks for hanging out with me! ❞

[forthoseafter]

      inspired by the hit 2024 indie game BALATRO developed by LocalThunk

❝ You aced it! ❞

❝ You dealt with that pretty well! ❞

❝ Looks like you weren't bluffing! ❞

❝ Looks like I've taught you well! ❞

❝ Good thing I didn't bet against you! ❞

❝ Maybe Go Fish is more your speed... ❞

❝ You folded like a cheap suit! ❞

❝ Time for us to shuffle off and try again! ❞

❝ You know what they say, the house always wins. ❞

❝ Looks like we found out who the real Joker is! ❞

❝ Oh no, were you bluffing too? ❞

❝ Looks like the joke is on us. ❞

❝ Wait... these aren't poker cards.❞

❝ What's your excuse? ❞

❝ What a flop! ❞

❝ Takes one to know one! ❞

❝ Wasn't that exciting?! ❞

❝ Doesn't it feel good to win? ❞

❝ Doesn't it feel good to lose? ❞

❝ That's a bit... abstract. ❞

❝ That will do... for now. ❞

❝ Now THIS is a party! ❞

❝ Well, that was rude... ❞

❝ Are they gone? ❞

❝ Let's move on to the next round. ❞

[forthoseafter]

       inspired by the 2024 indie game AWARIA developed by Vanripper

❝ You must be the new girl/guy. ❞

❝ Don't let those bitches kill you. ❞

❝ Uggghh... my head... ❞

❝ You're trying to mock me, are you? ❞

❝ Aren't you tired of all this running? ❞

❝ I'm trying to be menacing and cool, and you're ruining it. ❞

❝ Finished so soon? And here I was having so much fun... ❞

❝ I'll always be there, in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to stab you in the back. ❞

❝ It looks like mommy's out of juice, how embarrassing... ❞

❝ You are a tiny one, aren't you? ❞

❝ I swear, I could eat you in a single bite. ❞

❝ Hey, um... what's the ladder for? ❞

❝ It's all your fault, you worthless piece of shit! ❞

❝ You are only the second most annoying idiot I know. ❞

❝ Oh, please! Come on! You can't be serious! ❞

❝ You think this is funny, do you? ❞

❝ I'm trying to kill you, didn't you notice that? ❞

❝ Why are you always like this? ❞

❝ Why can't you just take things seriously for once? ❞

❝ You're good at this, [ INSERT MUSE NAME HERE ], I'll give you that. ❞

❝ It's like I remember you from before. ❞

❝ I don't need to know who the hell you are! ❞

❝ Ha! Not so tough now, are you? ❞

❝ I can't believe you just did that... ❞

❝ Cool down, old timer. ❞

❝ If you hurry, you may still find them in the lower tunnels. ❞

❝ She's supposed to be off duty today. ❞

❝ Look alive, [ INSERT MUSE NAME HERE ]. ❞

❝ I'm too tired for this shit. ❞

❝ Could you please stop looking happy about it? ❞

❝ Can't you show some enthusiasm for once? ❞

❝ That was awesome, but I'll take it from here. ❞

❝ Shall we continue our fight? Or will you apologize for how you've been treating me lately? ❞

❝ Apologize? To a shameless attention whore like you? ❞

❝ We fought surprisingly well together, don't you think? ❞

❝ What we did back there? It was pretty cool. I liked that.❞

❝ Get back here! You smug piece of shit! ❞

[forthoseafter]

      inspired by the 2020 indie game HELLTAKER developed by Vanripper

❝ Don't look at me. I'm not a nerd. ❞

❝ I can't believe you invited them. ❞

❝ This place stinks of smoke. ❞

❝ Too bad, I'm coming anyway. ❞

❝ How fascinating. Please expand on that, I want to know all the details. ❞

❝ I can offer coffee, turn-based strategies, and chocolate pancakes. ❞

❝ What were you thinking, man? ❞

❝ Who would've guessed that lying could get you into Heaven? ❞

❝ You want advice, but have nobody to ask. ❞

❝ We can figure something out at my place. ❞

❝ Maybe I can serve YOU instead? ❞

❝ I could really use some coffee, I'm not myself without it. ❞

❝ You and me. Now. ❞

❝ You poor fool, they'll rip you to shreds... and I HAVE to see this. ❞

❝ Skip all the puzzles, gather all the bitches and let's engage in proper harem activities. ❞

❝ Are you a human? A real human? Please take me with you. ❞

❝ This is getting too easy. I have questions. ❞

❝ Deal. No questions asked. ❞

❝ You look like you don't need help with this one. ❞

❝ Hey, do you smell that? Orange, berries, and... vodka? ❞

❝ Great, more braindead idiots... never seen your ugly face before. ❞

❝ This is delicious, please insult me more. ❞

❝ Oh no... please no... ❞

❝ Wait. I have a feeling I'll regret it. ❞

❝ Go ahead, try to stop me. ❞

❝ Can you please shut up? ❞

❝ People die if you love them too much. ❞

❝ Yo, did you just solve that puzzle? ❞

❝ You don't have to ask me. I'd never miss a party. ❞

❝ That totally sounds like something I would have done. ❞

❝ The more the merrier, right? ❞

❝ Pledge your soul to me and I'll make you my most treasured slave. ❞

❝ Eager little soul... ❞

❝ I see I have to teach you your place... ❞

❝ You're lucky I have a thing for pancakes. ❞

❝ I don't want to be sitting here all day. ❞

❝ Just look at all this mess. ❞

❝ Don't give people ideas that will get them murdered. ❞

❝ You truly thought you could just walk away? ❞

❝ We will spend a lot of time together, you and I. ❞

❝ Could you please not damage him? ❞

❝ Yes. Please continue, this is A+ material so far.❞

❝ Suffering must be made. ❞

❝ Surrender and let it consume you.❞

❝ Be silent! ❞

❝ You are your own torturer. ❞

❝ No authority stands above Judgement! ❞

❝ You think you can truly break free of those shackles?❞

❝ Hope leads to disappointment... disappointment to despair. ❞

❝ Yes! Regret everything you have ever done! ❞

❝ That outfit kills! Ten out of Ten. ❞

❝ Any last words before the real pain begins? ❞

❝ Only thing I regret is not seeking you sooner. ❞

❝ Nothing will prevent your damnation. ❞

❝ I will kill you and you will suffer. But it does not have to be today. ❞

❝ So consider yourself lucky, and get out of my sight. ❞

[forthoseafter]

      inspired by the hit 2024 indie game BALATRO developed by LocalThunk

GREEDY JOKER - what is one thing your muse can't get enough of?

LUSTY JOKER - what is one thing that your muse craves more than anything?

WRATHFUL JOKER - what is one thing your muse wants payback for?

GLUTTONOUS JOKER - what is the biggest waste of your muse's time?

JOLLY JOKER - what is the one thing that makes your muse happiest?

ZANY JOKER - what is one quirk that no one knows about your muse?

MAD JOKER - what is something that sets your muse off?

SLY JOKER - what is something that your muse hasn't come clean about?

SMEARED JOKER - an event your muse can't quite remember the details of.

BURNT JOKER - what's something your muse wishes they could burn from their memory?

CREDIT CARD - if your muse had all the money in the world, what would they do with it?

TRADING CARD - if your muse could trade places with anyone, who would it be and why?

RAISED FIST - how quick is your muse to throw hands?

TO DO LIST - something your muse wants/needs to do but keeps putting off.

SCARY FACE - a person, place, or thing that petrifies your muse.

SCHOLAR - what's one thing your muse would want to learn?

SUPERNOVA - what is your muse's worst/best habit?

PHOTOGRAPH - if your muse could photograph one moment of their life, what would it be and why?

HALLUCINATION - something your muse wishes was true, but knows it isn't.

FORTUNE TELLER - where does your muse see themselves in twenty years?

SPARE TROUSERS - name something your muse can't leave the house without.

THROWBACK - what's something your muse is nostalgic for?

GIFT CARD - if your muse can pass down one piece of advice to their younger self, what would it be?

HANGING CHAD - name something your muse wishes they could experience for the first time again.

HIT THE ROAD - if your muse could travel anywhere in the universe, where would it be and why?

SEEING DOUBLE - how would your muse react to meeting an identical copy of themself?