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Scenery in Uncharted: The Lost Legacy (2017)

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The guys who made the Harlem Shake copywrite claimed the FCC Chairman’s shitpost video. These guys are truly Chaotic Good.

asexualbookwormhasmoved

whats the point of fantasy novels if youre still going to treat women like shit

saintmotel-s-deactivated2019010

actually the point of it is to show that women were treated like more shit back then and since most fantasy novels take place in medevil/premedevil times, women were literally seen as breeders and only knew to please their husbands and raise their children and sew so women are treated actually very well considering what it used to be. don’t post stuff like that pls thanks bye

brynprocrastinates

“Hi I’m basement bob and I think potatoes and dragons should be allowed in fantasy novels despite being entirely historically inaccurate but extreme sexism which literally hurts real live woman on a daily basis is super cool and has to be included. Can’t be historically inaccurate lol.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Fantasy novels are not remotely “Accurate” to any period of human history ever recorded and anyone who seriously thinks that stuff like Game of Thrones is “Historically accurate” in any way shape or form I’m going to go ahead and assume flunked history class

nightborne4life-deactivated2018

“Most fantasy novels take place in medieval/pre-medieval times”. They dont. Theyre fantasy. They take place in their own world and their own technology. They often have similarities to those times but are fundamentally their own thing and history doesnt apply to them

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Apparently adding dragons and ogres and sorcery is fine but taking away misogyny is going too far

bashana-haba-ah-deactivated2017

‘dont post stuff like that’

cygnahime

Also, medieval women raised crops, wrote books, made music, made clothes from scratch, tended animals, brewed beer, baked bread, balanced the books, and yes, even commanded soldiers in a pinch. Even noblewomen! A castle involved a lot of administrative work, and guess whose job that was? (Hint: not Mr. ‘Going on a Crusade, back never probably’)

So much pseudo-medieval fantasy isn’t content with merely the misogyny of the period they claim to emulate, they have to add extra misogyny so that, presumably, the wimminz feel properly grateful rather than kind of wishing we could be an abbess.

incorrect-uncharted

Sam: you don’t have friends

Nadine: I have plenty of friends. What the hell are you talking about?

Sam: why don’t you ever invite them over to the house?

Nadine: because the last time I invited my friends over we were all sitting downstairs, watching a movie. Then you came downstairs completely naked; covered head to toe in salsa, screamed ‘who wants juevos rancheros now, bitches?!’ That’s why!

Sam: maybe so.

elliewilliams

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS THEYRE

GAY!!!!!!!!!

fortunefading

AND JEWISH

#IM SORRY IM VERY EXCITED ABOUT MH BEAUTIFUL JEWISH LESBIAN DAUGHTER

incorrect-uncharted

Sam: without ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful

Nadine: thank you for your sacrifice

Elena: You all are not-

Nathan: YAINT

blackcostia

my mind 24/7

harley-quinnsx

Nate: I'm just gonna go and find some treasure

Elena:

#elf practice #uncharted

h-guro

2girls1couch

tombralderarchive

uncharted 4; chapter 11 // the lost legacy; chapter 7

playstationii-deactivated202002

Something I’ve always felt odd about is when a fandom headcanons a popular male character as gay, yet there’s only that character x female reader fics…Even if the reader is said to have an “ambiguous/neutral” gender it’s still mostly implied the reader has a female body…it’s strange indeed..