fortune favors the brave

[localstarboy]

Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever

[allcapsmadbitch]

bitch what the fuck

[doujinshi]

i have to kill myself after witnessing this

[chazzfox]

Ohhh my god

[spoco]

[thinkbig-dreamlarge-deactivated]

The white people need to be stopped 😂

[andthisisabitofboth]

😂😂😂 She said “There’s no Jesus in this"😂😂😂

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

Ryan Reynolds is officially my favorite person

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[whirlybirbs]

[markv5]

Семейный вечер

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

[angielio-blog]

[classicmeevs]

watch them consider the worm

[doniblogs]

“boi u just”

[trinmacianbeauty]

[miridai]

[gaystation-4]

celine dion didn’t drown for this

[adeles]

Role Reversal with Gal Gadot and Chris Pine

[kittyneinei]

[mogifire]

[the-real-eye-to-see]

There is nothing this man can’t do!

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Graphic: Corgi Hunting

[theawesomeadventurer]

[land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis]

anyway. here’s the top 5 grammatically unusual phrases containing the f-word that resonate with me the most currently

1. what’s so fuck then 2. what the hap is fuckening 3. Shut Your Fuck 4. fuck of 5. something’s fucky

[seriousjones]

tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

[naamahdarling]

this is like one of the best posts i’ve seen on tumblr and let me tell you why

“tired of hearing about” posts that then go on to delineate something i have literally never heard anyone talking about are hilarious

the idea of trying to rank the planets as fuckable is absurd

huffy “i don’t care”

nitpicking the logistics of something impossible

horrible mental image

ends very angrily

[riddlesdiary]

[aaawhyme]

I don’t remember this scene of breaking bad

[jeffdonofriocaneatmyshit]

Because short hair needs more love

[trinandtonic-deactivated2022102]

So what you’re telling me is that THE HAIR is the first thing you notice in all these pictures.