Vee Version GAYYYYY

Heya dudes! I am just a Vee fictive just hangin out and shit, I mostly yap and reblog pet pictures, though ya can send me asks an chill too if ya want! Interact freely as long as you're chill, dudes!

[fossilkisser404]

Hello!

I have no fuckin clue what I'm gonna put on this shit blog I honestly just made it to fuck with one of my host's closets friends lmfao

!! I AM NOT A ROLEPLAY BLOG !! I AM A FUCKING ALTER IN A SYSTEM LMFAOOOOO DO NOT ROLEPLAY WITH ME PLEASE !!

I'm Vee, just Vee, I have two wives now and a plush stegosaurus son. I'm cool and I know how to work tech hell yeah

I also have a lil baby with my fossil wife and we've been busy takin care of em, I'm doing fucking great yo this life is awesome!!

Any fucking pronouns you want is hella cool with me, lots of people use she/they/it for me an shit, I don't give a damn. I'm a woman, I'm a lesbian, and I love my fossil wife and my flower wife. Smooch em both every goddamn day!

I cuss a lot but I am like so chill and friendly bro do not even worry, you can come talk to me and shit whenever ya want.

Oh also do not talk shit about Version Two, I do not care which version of her it is or whatever, I am not a discourse girl take that up with Gardenview's HR team not me. Oh wait they don't have one in this world, damn, sorry. Still ain't gonna mess with discourse though.

If you see me mention Vivi that's just my version of V2, she's like a lil sis to me I love her. Uhh if she fronts on this blog she'd probably use something like "Vivi talks" as her tag knowing her. For me, it's "Vee's yap sessions" becuz I yap a lot and our host probably will use something like "host rambles" since that's like their main blog tags yeah.

Uhhh so I like don't even know what the fuck I'm doing but like, don't call me outdated tech or anything. I love pet pictures too so feel free to send those. Pleasure meeting you guys on tumblr :D

[fossilkisser404]

Hey just wanna gently remind everyone that I'm a strictly sfw blog and I am not going to answer anything like,,, referencing that shit or post anything intentionally like that because I just am not comfortable with that shit okay?

I ain't judging anyone but I'm incredibly fucking disturbed by something I had to look up I am not ready for that shit I am so sorry 😭

You're probably fucking awesome too anon and you're so right about our ex friends not deserving us but please do not talk about the other stuff too much around me, okay? That just ain't something I'm ready for lol

Y'all are so fucking valid but that just ain't something I'm comfy with lmfao

Also my host says hi, be nice to her or I'll punch you ☺

[fossilkisser404]

It's nice to see my host finally get herself together a bit, like yeah sure she changed her fucking aesthetic too but I think the point is that she's fucking happy right now instead of dreading what's going to come next to attack her again. She's just fucking vibing bro and I think that's amazing! We should all just fucking vibe!

Fuck her ex friends for murdering her before but thank fuck she has actually good friends that helped her come back Jesus Christ did she need this-

[fossilkisser404]

Waffles.

[fossilkisser404]

I like chewing on random people in our headspace to see their reactions - fucking chewed on one of the gachapons and she just was confused at first, then patted my head and said it was okay 😭

Bitch I thought you were gonna be mad at me or something but noooooo we gotta be overly affectionate and make me almost cry (it's not like she's the caretaker or something-)

Anyways my little sister Vivi would so dress up raccoons in cute little outfits and they'd just let her. They'd just be fucking okay with that shit.

End of story my sister is a Disney princess and we should fear her (just kidding we love you Vivi)

[fossilkisser404]

Fun Vee Fact - she loves sticking her big head into things and seeing what's inside of them. This has been an ongoing thing with her since she was created.

Source - Her entire family, her former co-workers turned found family members, her wives and me, the educational alter that is trying very hard not to sound like herself but is probably failing miserably.

Mother if you know. Do not call me out. I am not ready yet.

[fossilkisser404]

I have extremely self destructive thoughts but in a way that makes me believe they wouldn't be as horrible as they seem and I think that's a fucking problem.

Anyways who wants to watch me do a backflip off this couch while several of my headmates scream at me not to do it?

[mistressmimed]

Oui oui baguette

i wonder who this is

[fossilkisser404]

That was actually me cosplaying as The Knower™

How did I do? Was I French enough? Did I baguette enough?

[mistressmimed]

you were very baguette!!!

[fossilkisser404]

Thanks mother I love being very baguette 🥖

[mistressmimed]

I know what you are.

Gayass.

look who's talkin

[fossilkisser404]

I'm not ashamed of it mother ☺

I'm very publically a gayass too! ✨

[fossilkisser404]

Mother spotted in the notes.

[fossilkisser404]

I'm going to fucking explode.

No reason, I just sometimes wanna spontaneously combust. It's really weird I don't think anyone else feels that way like- ever- but sometimes I just wonder how it would feel like to just be set on fire and explode without dying.

This is probably concerning as fuck and I should stop LOL I'M SORRY I'M JUST BEING FUCKING HONEST DUDES-

[mistressmimed]

Oui oui baguette

i wonder who this is

[fossilkisser404]

That was actually me cosplaying as The Knower™

How did I do? Was I French enough? Did I baguette enough?

[fossilkisser404]

Mother this isn't Gardenview... This is an island covered in fucking wild horses!

Oh wait shit I got on the wrong game oh shit oh fuck oh hey look a donkey!!!That's adorable!!!

[fossilkisser404]

AAAA AAA FUCK FUCK FUCK MY LEG HURTS FUCK AAAAAA

I'm kidding it's not that bad teehee get trolled

[fossilkisser404]

Recite the first three letters of the alphabet to join in a group of complete fucking morons delving deep into the depths of an abandoned educational center while zombie-like versions of my friends chase us around like prey animals in our little cycle of hell and torment for some fucking reason I do not even know at this point what is the fucking joke anymore?

[fossilkisser404]

I'm fecking eepy bro what the shit lol

I just fucking sat down and suddenly I feel like I'm gonna fall asleep

Now I would be fucking worried if it was actually like- the feeling of fainting or something but nah I just got hit with a wave of pure EEPY bro

Gonna take a fucking nap ☺

[fossilkisser404]

My dumbass sisters keep calling our system "the mimic system" because of a fucking joke they have with the host's wife and honestly I know nothing about what they're yapping about but it is quite funny, especially since I formed by mimicking the version of Vee the host wrote because I thought she was cool as fuck lol

Note: I was a voiceless shadow figure before I fully formed into an actual alter, I've been here for way longer than I've been Vee. I remember how I formed too bro- it was not pretty at all but I remember it lmfao