[dnd-apothecary]

My floor cleaning robot: *drives over the shag rug and goes really slowly*

Me, a d&d nerd: ah yes difficult terrain. Half movement speed.

[turntbbg-deactivated20240608]

If you’re not dating to get married, you’re dating to breakup

[fever-dreamxo]

Or to have an experience with love and a connection that doesn’t have to be permanent in an ever changing world and constantly changing people. Jfc this is such a flawed mindset. You’re not gonna marry every person you date but that doesn’t mean you SHOULDNT DATE THEM and puts unnecessary pressure on every person to be ‘the one’, which can force toxic and unfulfilling relationships. No one listen to that post or any rhetoric like this.

Also not everyone wants to get married, and we have our valid reasons for that.

[omgreblog-blog]

See what your followers think of you.

[chittaphonrph]

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.  CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

[theanniewalker-deactivated20201]

[fostossfeels]

I haven't been on here in 10,000 years

Time to clean this baby up just to abandon it again for a year

[tittled]

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

[irreleventblue]

Awww

[shitpostempire]

[minuty]

[heavensickness]

They really let Freud say any dumbass shit he wanted, huh

[jrgdrawing]

UNHOLY QUARTET

The Golden Papas together at last. 

[thebootydiaries]

“people ur age are so accomplished but u just sit on ur computer….u never do anything useful” um lol?? explain this????

[duxwontobey]

i can’t believe thebootydiaries killed donald trump

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I know you white people don’t care but history is repeating itself

[viridexa-deactivated20201017]

YIKES

[korvusk0rax]

freedom of speech is a right in the usa, they legally cant arrest them as they weren’t being violent or disturbing the peace or doing literally anything against the law

[amkotheterrible-deactivated2018]

if only cops cared about rights or legality

[hustlerose]

i did not engage in platonic datemate activities with that woman

[anemonequeen-moved]

a teracotta pride flag

For the gay thats not that bright and not that loud, and kinda dry 

[adventure-fantasy]

BOOP! by Andrey Zheltov

[sovietnam]