Your family is so welcoming. I wonder where you got your rotten manners.
…what the fuck?? What the hell are you talking about?
It’d be a shame if something were to happen to them. They seem to mean a lot to you.
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@four-days-undead
Your family is so welcoming. I wonder where you got your rotten manners.
…what the fuck?? What the hell are you talking about?
It’d be a shame if something were to happen to them. They seem to mean a lot to you.
Human children are so fragile. Christine fell today and cried for half an hour. It was barely a scrape, yet she sobbed.
I can see it runs in the family.
Tell me, Lesley. How is your employment with the Department?
You’re behaving yourself, I’d hope?
I’m not a dog. It’s going…fine, thanks for asking. Keeping a low profile is one of the only things I’m good at.
Watch your tone, you may as well be.
That’s good. Keep up the good work. And tidy up in here, it’s filthy.
You get AWAY from the baby!!!
I’ll take good care of her.
Mrbscdsxk.
..rww? Gry’c drobo?
….
..rovvy?
Nyx’d lo kpbksn. S’w xyd qysxq dy rebd iye.
Wyw? Wyw!
Nyx’d.
S’w cmkbon. Gry kbo iye?
Iyeb swkqsxkbi pbsoxn.
….
Mywo robo, Mrbscdsxk. Sxdy dro rkvvgki.
S nyx’d gkxd dy. S’w cmkbon. Sd’c nkbu.
Iye nyx’d rkfo dy lo cmkbon. S’w xyd qysxq dy rebd iye.
Yuki.
Drkd’c sd.
…
Tecd k pog cdozc pebdrob.
Zyz qyoc dro gokcov.
Round and round the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought it was all in fun..
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel..
Found you.
The guilt swimming inside you is simply delicious. I do hope you don’t regret your decisions.
We both know it’s too late for second thoughts.
@four-days-undead
I know that, thank you. I was aware of…potential consequences when I made that choice. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
You know very well what I’m talking about.
Christina Manoja. San Francisco.
Surely this can’t be that hard. I’ve uprooted harder-to-find people.
You have to focus. Rid him from your mind, Les. He’s dead to you now.
@four-days-undead
That’s easier said than done.
…but, you’re right. I don’t have time for second thoughts. Are you…planning to “take the wheel” again?
I’m hoping we can get along without that. I only do that when I have to, so as long as you listen to me, we’ll be just fine.
I need you to get a job with the department.
The department?
It’s out of my element, but—I’m sure it’s for a reason. I won’t question it.
…I’ll get to filing an application, then.
Your fabricated qualifications will get you a job, as long as you take the interview seriously. I trust you can do that.
You seem like a very smart cookie, Les.
You have to focus. Rid him from your mind, Les. He’s dead to you now.
@four-days-undead
That’s easier said than done.
…but, you’re right. I don’t have time for second thoughts. Are you…planning to “take the wheel” again?
I’m hoping we can get along without that. I only do that when I have to, so as long as you listen to me, we’ll be just fine.
I need you to get a job with the department.
Wake.
[The space they stand in is pitch black, and cold.]
Your core handled it well. I piloted us exactly where we need to be. Now all we need to do is wait. And we’ll have you an apartment.
[Les returns to consciousness—immediately finding a corner to vomit into. They cough while minimizing the mess.]
That was—
—an experience. I suppose I’ll have to get more accustomed to waking up like that. Sorry.
…where exactly are we? If you don’t mind me asking.
Your new apartment. I did say I’d set you up nicely, didn’t I? The only problem is, the current tenant isn’t alone. So, we’ll bide our time in the attic until they are.
..
I haven’t been entirely honest with you, Lesley. But I think since we’re friends now, I may as well come clean. I’m in a far worse state than I seem.
Don’t turn on the light.
I wasn’t planning to, rest assured. The last thing I need is to piss you off.
Oh heavens no. You and me? We’re friends, now. Rest assured, that advice is more for your benefit than it is for-
..me.
Wake.
[The space they stand in is pitch black, and cold.]
Your core handled it well. I piloted us exactly where we need to be. Now all we need to do is wait. And we’ll have you an apartment.
[Les returns to consciousness—immediately finding a corner to vomit into. They cough while minimizing the mess.]
That was—
—an experience. I suppose I’ll have to get more accustomed to waking up like that. Sorry.
…where exactly are we? If you don’t mind me asking.
Your new apartment. I did say I’d set you up nicely, didn’t I? The only problem is, the current tenant isn’t alone. So, we’ll bide our time in the attic until they are.
..
I haven’t been entirely honest with you, Lesley. But I think since we’re friends now, I may as well come clean. I’m in a far worse state than I seem.
Don’t turn on the light.
John 11:38
Tyncpotmwp hzcv, Wpdwpj.
T nlyyze szwo estd qzcx qzc wzyr, dz hp xfde mp sldej. Ecfde t htww opwtgpc zy xj pyo zq estd oplw. Mfe jzf xfde wplgp esp hzcv ez xp, yzh.
Ozy'e decfrrwp. Ufde dwppa.
…will it hurt?
That depends on you.
As I said. Sit still. I’ll wake you when it’s safe.
John 11:38
Tyncpotmwp hzcv, Wpdwpj.
T nlyyze szwo estd qzcx qzc wzyr, dz hp xfde mp sldej. Ecfde t htww opwtgpc zy xj pyo zq estd oplw. Mfe jzf xfde wplgp esp hzcv ez xp, yzh.
Ozy'e decfrrwp. Ufde dwppa.