Just a guy who does what he likes...

[foutch32]

So... that happened.

Alright, so... it’s been a while since that little tirade I’ve had, and frankly, I’m a bit... embarrassed about it, y’know? I was just trying to wrap my head around why people hated the Jack/Ashi pairing so much... I didn’t, and still don’t, understand the hate, y’know. Well, I suppose those people can rejoice since

SPOILER: IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN EPISODE CI, THE GRAND ENDING TO A GOOD SHOW, I RECOMMEND YOU WATCH IT BEFORE YOU READ ON.

without Aku being alive in the first place, there can be no Ashi or her sisters. She winds up disappearing without Aku to be there, since she is technically born of Aku’s very essence. As you might expect, Jack was devastated over the loss of his lover, but hey, a little later on, he does learn to move on; at least Jack finally accomplished his life-long ambition of coming home from the future, right?

[foutch32]

My two cents on the madness with Samurai Jack’s new pairing...

(DISCLAIMER):

Now, I know everyone who’s pretty much of the “special snowflake variety’s” gonna hate my guts for sayin’ what I’m about to say,  but frankly, I don’t give a damn what that group of people call me (e.g., "cis male”, “homophobe”, etc.) or what they think since it’s pretty much baseless slander to shut someone up if they don’t like a person’s opinion.

I also would like to stress that I am just a guy throwing his thoughts out there, and frankly, I don’t care if Jack and Ashi ever got together or not; I’m NOT trying to personally attack anyone for their opinions, what I AM attacking is how utterly childish these people are in expressing their opinions. If you disagree with me at any time during this rant, that’s fine.

First Question (To the salty people who wrote things like this just because Jack and Ashi kissed at the end of Episode XCIX):

Why in the BLUE FUCK does Ashi and Jack being lovers bother you so goddamn much?

I honestly fail to see a point in all this rage over the pairing in a cartoon. Let me emphasize it again so you can see the problem here:

THESE GUYS ARE RAGING OVER A CANON PAIRING IN A CARTOON.

In case you don’t understand why I emphasize that, it’s because I honestly think it’s pathetic to whine, piss, and moan over a non-gay pairing, and on the other side of the playing field, I also think it’s utterly bullshit to whine and cry over a homosexual pairing. You guys are also aware that the situation might change in future episodes, right? I have no concrete proof of that, yes, but keep in mind anything could go. For instance, Jack and Ashi could break up in a future episode, Jack could lose Ashi in a fight, or vice-versa. The future isn’t always set in stone, y’know.

Second Question (To those who wanted Ashi to be in a lesbian relations with Flora, one of the Scotsman’s daughters and believe that Jack and Ashi’s relationship is equivalent to pedophilia because Jack’s older than her):

What I’d like to know, for those who wanted “Flora x Ashi” to be canon, my question is actually three parts:

Part 1: “Why exactly should they be together as opposed to Jack and Ashi being together? Just because you didn’t get your way doesn’t mean you have to go harass and threaten the writers of the show about Jack and Ashi being together or act so incredibly childish; that is not fair to put anyone through such harassment just because you hated something about the show.”

Part 2: “I’ve seen the Season 5 episodes, and I honestly don’t remember seeing Ashi interacting with Flora (correct me if I’m wrong on that), so what kind of chemistry do they have, exactly, that Jack and Ashi don’t? What exactly should make that canon as opposed to Jack and Ashi? In my honest opinion, Ruby and Sapphire from Steven Universe have far more chemistry together, and I don’t even watch much of the show, but I do read about it.”

Part 3: “Pedophilia? ...FUCKING REALLY? Those people hate the shipping so damn much that they try to say it’s pedophilia? That is a really, really weak argument.”

Now, about the pedophilia argument... Oh, my God... where do I even begin to tell you what’s wrong with that...?

First of all, Ashi is depicted to be a young woman, like late teens to early adulthood. Now, go back and take a look at Ashi... does Ashi look like a little girl who cannot consent to you? Ergo, she can choose to be or not to be in a relationship with Jack if she so desired; same point can be made for Flora and Ashi. I’d also like to point out that, yes, relationships between younger adults and elders can indeed happen in real life... so, from what I surmise, it sounds like you’re trying to say that all seniors who date younger men or women or what-have-you are all pedos. I guess they should all be outcasts of society, right?

Second of all, may I suggest you crack open a dictionary or go on websites that can define a word and look up the word pedophilia? If you do not feel like doing that, I’ll gladly do it for you and as an added bonus, I’ll spell out the meaning of every word in said definition... but then again, there are some people who like to twist words to suit their argument.

This was taken directly from the Merriam-Webster site using a Snipping Tool, no photoshop and no gimmicks. Now, then... let me ask you guys this in the context of the definition above...

Question 1: Has the show ever depicted Jack to be a sexual pervert who thinks about only children at any point in time of the five seasons?

Question 2: Have we seen, at any point in time during the show’s run, Jack ever falling in love with a child or sexually fantasizing about a child or engaging in a sex act with a child?

Now, do you understand why the pedophilia argument holds absolutely zero water? Let me emphasize one more time that, “Yes. Romantic and sexual relationships can and do exist between an older and younger person.” Pedophilia, however, I do not condone.

It’s moments like this that make me ashamed to be a fan of anything in general... it... it’s just downright pathetic, it really is... and frankly, I think they need to grow up, i.e. those who are teens/adults. To those people who didn’t get what they want, allow me to tell you this:

Not everyone thinks the same way you guys do. Me, I don’t care if either Jack and Ashi or Flora and Ashi got together instead.

[massivoon-deactivated20210801]

How To Ruin Any Relationship

  Ask them what this is.

[foutch32]

IT'S A STEPLADDER!! ...No, it's a Ladder! Uh, on second thought, better not press on that point.

[superpsyguy-deactivated20140924]

Hello everybody, my name is Bryon Beaubien. You probably know me better as “Psyguy”. Recently there has been a lot of controversy concerning myself and various claims. I am not here to call anybody out or throw anybody under the bus. I am here, however, to clear up some things and explain my…

[smellestine]

Psy this is the same self deprecating honeymoon phase abuse bullshit you’ve pulled before.

To anyone reading this do NOT email him. As stupid and selfish as his choices were, he knows how much power he has over a person in a single instance. That is why he hid, people he abused found each other and stood up to him.

His standards for what does and doesn’t constitute as abuse are bullshit. His excuses for his patterns of behavior are not excuses. He is attempting to find a way out other than accepting that what he did was terrible and actually apologizing. This isn’t an apology it’s an attempt to deny wrong doing and to call his victims liars be defining what abuse is or isnt.

You ever watch always sunny and see how shitty the characters act? They actually have back stories that explain why they act like that. Is it now acceptable for them? No. In fact it doesn’t change the fact that I want to throw dennis into a wood chipper, give mac a wedgie, punch dee in the face, etc. THEY STAYED THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM.

YOU HAVE STAYED THE SAME. This is the same bullshit you tried to feed me when we got into fights. You tried to get me to talk to you one on one because you felt more comfortable to control the situation to your will when you could corner someone. You’d make me mad over IM through manipulation, then post my frustration in you for everyone to see how “crazy” and “idiotic” I was. I didn’t much care because your fans were dumb kids but I know what you try to do to people. Knock that shit off.

At this point, for all that you’ve done. No one gives a shit how much of a sob story you’ve tried to make of your life. No one cares how entitled you feel to work at sega or for archie or whatever you want for being the poster child for the unimaginative and untalented sonic fan.

I’d call this a non apology but it’s not even trying to touch base on an apology. It’s just more of your narcissistic bullshit. You can go ahead and cry some more about how much of a meanie bo beanie I’m being to your (wannabe) spilling of emotions. Go ahead and cry and call me a bitch and write your shitty poetry. No one but kids who aren’t related to this issue at all are going to believe it. That’s the problem though. You’re trying to get people to “forgive” you so you can go back to doing what you were doing before. Tricking and abusing kids. You gross fuck.

You’re an abuser and if you really feel so fucking bad about how YOU felt abused, the choice would be to find help to NOT ABUSE OTHERS. AS AN ABUSER YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO DEFINE WHAT IS AND IS NOT ABUSE.

Get off the internet and don’t talk to kids (or anyone), EVER.

[foutch32]

So wait, anyone who rages on Psyguy... he'll try to trap them by showing them how "crazy" people are, thus giving him that power? Is that why you said, "Don't email him."?

[xinitium-blog]

[foutch32]

YO QUICK PSA RLY QUICK: us students in britian, canada, usa, etc. we are all starting school!! ( and for those fall/winter college students too ) sooooooooo that means

SLOWER REPLIES.

NOT AS MANY STARTERS.

NOT SO ACTIVE.

SLOWER REPLIES.

so please be mindful of your rping...

Since you reblogged that, Monkeys, I guess that means you're in school?

[foutch32]

This is the Evil Shaman from Seiken Densetsu 3.

[hxndredsofmuses]

[ i should actually be on the giving end of an apology as well

i jumped to the conclusion that you were being willfullly ignorant, and acted as hostile as if it were so. thanks for being willing to learn even with that, and i hope you have a much radder time talking to our muses now that you understand what’s up. ]

[foutch32]

I will. Well, in your defense, you said you dealt with people like this before, and you imply that these encounters were none too pleasant, and believe me, I never really meant to come off as some intolerant douchebag, and I forgive you.

[xavimuses-blog]

foutch32 replied to your post://Well, at least allow me an apology to Yumi and you for what I said… and well, I’m just trying to wrap my head around how the process works is all. So yeah, I’m sorry.

//So, there’s no hard feelings, right?

so long as you try your best to learn and correct your behavior, no, not at all!!!

[foutch32]

I'll not let this happen again, but God, do I feel awful about starting this whole mess.

[foutch32]

Nah, you ain’t missed a thing. I swear I meant no disrespect, you know, and I’ll admit that I was wrong in just assuming things without any proof of it. So, I humbly apologize.

[hxndredsofmuses]

[ then we have no problem here. fix it up in the future, and we won’t have a problem then either. ]

I will, Muses. By the way, I'm guessing you've dealt with a situation like this before and it winds up being a mess most of the time? Well, be rest assured that I'm a civil man.

[hxndredsofmuses]

[foutch32]

I was just confused, I tell you. I don’t know how exactly this works. I ain’t trying to start a fight or anything. Yes, I was wrong for that, but I didn’t get it.

[hxndredsofmuses]

[ good. you’re starting to learn.

when you get into the realm of aanerds, you get a lot of muses that deviate...

[foutch32]

Nah, you ain't missed a thing. I swear I meant no disrespect, you know, and I'll admit that I was wrong in just assuming things without any proof of it. So, I humbly apologize.

[hxndredsofmuses]

[ ok, no. no. listen the fuck up ]

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[foutch32]

I was just confused, I tell you. I don't know how exactly this works. I ain't trying to start a fight or anything. Yes, I was wrong for that, but I didn't get it.

[askraymondshields]

Hey, Ray? Suppose Katherine had offered for you to stay with her for a couple of days in Jeff's mansion. Would you accept her offer, and where would you rest your head?

"So, you’re asking me if I would accept an offer to stay at a wondrous mansion which is also home of two of my idols? Yeah, of co-…"

"…th-then again… after IS-7 and everything that happened, I… I don’t know… I might not be able… if I did, I’m sure that huge place has a guest room somewhere."

[foutch32]

Hey, Ray? Did you know that the DL-6 mystery had scarred a lot of people, especially you? For example, did Miles ever tell you that he was trapped in that same elevator with hardly any oxygen, that he lived with the fact he erroneously thought he shot his father when it was Manfred? Even I knew there was something wrong with that statement: why would Miles do something so uncharacteristic as hold a gun, let alone shoot anyone with it?

[askraymondshields]

Hey, Ray? Suppose Katherine had offered for you to stay with her for a couple of days in Jeff's mansion. Would you accept her offer, and where would you rest your head?

"So, you’re asking me if I would accept an offer to stay at a wondrous mansion which is also home of two of my idols? Yeah, of co-…"

"…th-then again… after IS-7 and everything that happened, I… I don’t know… I might not be able… if I did, I’m sure that huge place has a guest room somewhere."

[foutch32]

Oh, duh... how on Earth could I forget about what happened there 18 years ago? I can imagine you wouldn't be too... comfortable staying there because of IS-7. Isaac had his life stolen from there, after all. Well, I do recommend avoiding places like the chocolate ship room unless absolutely necessary.

[askraymondshields]

Hey, Uncle Ray? Let me clarify; if, after a couple of years or so of romance with Katherine, getting to know her better, the cliche and true stuff, Katherine said that she wanted to be your wife, how would you react to that?

"I… guess it would depend. I mean, on if I was really ready and all that. I mean, of course my default is yes, but it does depend on the circumstances just a tad."

"Say, for example, I still don’t have any cases coming in and no income, so all I’ve got to live in is the office. That makes things difficult as a living space for two. Possible, but difficult. Under these circumstances, I would say ‘yes, but not immediately.’ Meaning, putting off the wedding for longer than is usually customary."

"Either way, Uncle Ray intends to be the one doing the proposing, if at all possible."

[foutch32]

So, you intend to propose to Katherine, first, mm? I see, most interesting. Would you surprise her with the ring, down on one knee, that kind of cliche stuff, or something different?

[askraymondshields]

I see. Speaking of IS-7, there's the incident that followed afterward: DL-6. So, tell me, after Gregory was shot, why didn't you adopt Miles yourself rather than leave him with Manfred von Karma? Were you too consumed in mourning of the death of your mentor, or were you not there at the time of DL-6?

"Firstly, I was still a teenager at the time. Not only was I not a capable provider, it was legally impossible for me to adopt Miles."

"That, and Miles chose to join von Karma, from what I understand. It was offered by Manfred and eventually Miles agreed. At that point, he had no chance of coming back with anyone else, much less me."

[askraymondshields]

foutch32:

When Gregory had been murdered, I’m sure the pain for you was immense; especially if you considered him to the likes of a father figure or even a best friend. Though, if Gregory were alive, I promise you that man wouldn’t want you to suffer forever… even if he would be secretive about that.

[askraymondshields]

"…of course he wouldn’t."

"That was the kind of man Gregory Edgeworth was."

I say he'd be secretive about not wanting you to suffer because Gregory and Miles are the kind of men who seem to be the type that keep their feelings sealed inside, letting them out when the moment calls for it. By the way, why did Gregory smile every time that he flinched? Did it have something to do with smiling, no matter how ugly a situation turned out to be?

[askraymondshields]

I see. Speaking of IS-7, there's the incident that followed afterward: DL-6. So, tell me, after Gregory was shot, why didn't you adopt Miles yourself rather than leave him with Manfred von Karma? Were you too consumed in mourning of the death of your mentor, or were you not there at the time of DL-6?

"Firstly, I was still a teenager at the time. Not only was I not a capable provider, it was legally impossible for me to adopt Miles."

"That, and Miles chose to join von Karma, from what I understand. It was offered by Manfred and eventually Miles agreed. At that point, he had no chance of coming back with anyone else, much less me."

[foutch32]

Oh… I see, You wouldn’t be able to take care of a child legally due to being a minor yourself at the time. My bad. So, tell me, how long did you stay in mourning after DL-6, and did you take the bar exam sometime after or further into the future?

[askraymondshields]

"A few years, but I’m not quite sure how many."

"Most of that was studying, though. I took the bar exam and began running Edgeworth Law Offices myself. Mourning is something that never goes away; it’s a steady feeling and it stands by you forever. The immediate weeks after a death are when it’s most clear and usually the main activity of the person who’s mourning, but it remains for a long time."

When Gregory had been murdered, I'm sure the pain for you was immense; especially if you considered him to the likes of a father figure or even a best friend. Though, if Gregory were alive, I promise you that man wouldn't want you to suffer forever... even if he would be secretive about that.

[askraymondshields]

I see. Speaking of IS-7, there's the incident that followed afterward: DL-6. So, tell me, after Gregory was shot, why didn't you adopt Miles yourself rather than leave him with Manfred von Karma? Were you too consumed in mourning of the death of your mentor, or were you not there at the time of DL-6?

"Firstly, I was still a teenager at the time. Not only was I not a capable provider, it was legally impossible for me to adopt Miles."

"That, and Miles chose to join von Karma, from what I understand. It was offered by Manfred and eventually Miles agreed. At that point, he had no chance of coming back with anyone else, much less me."

[foutch32]

Oh... I see, You wouldn't be able to take care of a child legally due to being a minor yourself at the time. My bad. So, tell me, how long did you stay in mourning after DL-6, and did you take the bar exam sometime after or further into the future?