ho and behold

23 * she/her * Is Electroshock Therapy Right For You?

[foxagon]

boyfriend showed up at my house with a Chipotle cup. I look inside it. Sick carpenter bee.

[dionysiaproductions]

I've probably invested too much time into this lark.

[foxagon]

in my room

[foxagon]

cryptid spotted

[foxagon]

you have to understand that I'm literally ridiculous

[foxagon]

whole Lotta red

[all-class-darling]

[foxagon]

"people should need a license to have kids" is one of those reddit takes that sounds great if you don't think about it at all for even one second

[foxagon]

there's really nothing like being high in a clean room

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[bgm05]

laying an egg hard and loud

[bgm05]

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

[hungwy]

holy shit all jobs are bad

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[sabonhomeblog]

[foxagon]

I don't have a penis, so I'm assuming the little grate in urinals is for straining out the chunks

[foxagon]

I were feeling MAD esoteric here

[kocalls]