boyfriend showed up at my house with a Chipotle cup. I look inside it. Sick carpenter bee.

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boyfriend showed up at my house with a Chipotle cup. I look inside it. Sick carpenter bee.
I've probably invested too much time into this lark.
in my room
cryptid spotted
you have to understand that I'm literally ridiculous
whole Lotta red
"people should need a license to have kids" is one of those reddit takes that sounds great if you don't think about it at all for even one second
there's really nothing like being high in a clean room
Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful
The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say
Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?
Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler
laying an egg hard and loud
will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.
holy shit all jobs are bad
I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.
I don't have a penis, so I'm assuming the little grate in urinals is for straining out the chunks
I were feeling MAD esoteric here