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[karis-the-fangirl]

Karis Wrote a Thing - Master List

Wheel of Time (Lan/Nynaeve)

Wisdom & Warder: Missing Scenes set during the book canon [chronological order]

First Impressions

Dawning

The Wisdom

Care

The Hawk Folds His Wings

Breaking at the Eye

Entangled

spun single, plied together

New Life

Worth the Cost

Post-book series. Nynaeve continues to be haunted by the pain of Lan's near-death. A little hurt/comfort, with an excessively fluffy epilogue.

Sweet Dreams

Nynaeve's sleep is troubled by bad dreams, but her husband has found an unconventional way of driving them away. Set during their honeymoon road trip after Ebou Dar, because I think this fandom needs a lot more PWP.

Without Regret [WIP] co-written with @poohsticksbridge

Set during the month spent in Fal Dara after the events of TEotW. After Nynaeve learns of a certain Malkieri tradition, she makes an unexpected request.

Frozen (Kristoff/Anna)

Full Fic Masterlist

Canon Universe

Alternate Universes

Misc headcanons

Rurouni Kenshin (Kenshin/Kaoru)

Beacon

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)

[gastronauticsyd]

The Screenshot (2014)

[fredersen]

The Reblog (2014)

[toratiger-deactivated20211204]

Bahahahaha love this

[processintegrated]

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

[grumpygreenwitch]

The Revival (2026)

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[junietuesday]

*through gritted teeth* when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my character. when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my worth as a human being

[junietuesday]

*gripping the sink and staring into the mirror* i can regulate my emotions and move on from well-intentioned polite criticism by resolving to change my behavior in the future without dwelling on the shame and guilt. i can regulate my emotions in a healthy way and move on and not get stuck scrolling tumblr for an hour and a half to just blast my brain w stimulation to avoid my negative feelings. oh wait its too late for that last one

[kyra45]

You are cursed for a year. Choose one.

Bees swarm the area whenever you are extremely angry

A Tesla will spawn somewhere close by when you swear

Your phone will occasionally just float out of your hands

It may randomly hail inside a building you reside in

Claws but their made out of sandpaper

Shiny rocks appear when you are trying to focus on a task

Boss music playing when you enter a building

Become as small as a bug but still have to do things

Can summon a random cat at will but they can meow as loud as a jet

You are a horse

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

(Last of these curse shenanigans. Enjoy!)

[ineptshieldmaid]

Loud Cat summoning abilities for me. That’s not a curse that’s a privilege and I will exploit it.

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[fishymael]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[partyybeetle]

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

[dragongirltongue]

happy 2 year ps5 brain monday

[whatthe4355]

happy 3 year ps5 brain monday

[charlataninred]

Happy 4 year ps5 brain monday

[makesoneteam]

i have to make a post about dolly parton i just. need to find the words

[makesoneteam]

i know this sounds like an exaggeration, but as a queer southern kid, dolly parton would have been the only reason i could be convinced to believe in jesus again. she was our princess diana. she was the best of us. if you don't know east tennessee like i do, it's hard to fathom how we failed and continue to fail our own. large swaths of the population left to rot in illiteracy and addiction with a lack of access to hospitals and infrastructure and education and jobs and a way to get out. to say 'dolly parton is from a small town' is an under-exaggeration to the extreme. but dolly parton didn't just get out in the way that so many of us dream of doing-- leaving behind the worst places, watching the dust settle in the rear view. instead, she took the place that built her into her arms. she gave millions of free books to children who hungered to learn. she funded a cancer centre in a region without one. she built a foundation that gave monthly stipends to people in the smokies affected by unprecedented wildfires in 2016 which effectively rebuilt the region. she basically built pigeon forge, gave the city an economic stability it never had prior. and i could enumerate everything she's done elsewhere and otherwise, because it is a list that deserves enumeration, but i need to sit with what she did for the south in a minute and i need everyone here to do the same with me. so many of us were given up on and continue to be given up on. i see people all the time write off the south as this hellscape wherein every person is an illiterate bigot monster incapable of change, growth, or compassion. it is easy to then justify the mistreatment of these people, these grotesque representations of everything wrong with our society-- it is easy to abandon them. dolly parton refused to. she could have taken the money, the fame, the luxury and run-- she never did.

and she never backed down when it came to her love. she stood up for the lgbt community long before it was ever popular or even safe to do so as a celebrity. she celebrated drag artists as inspirations. she thoroughly believed we were all god's children. when she spoke of jesus, it was never to invoke his judgement-- it was always to invoke his love. and that's a wound rural kids have, too, beyond the physical systems of oppression. we are failed by our own who have internalised the narrative that we cannot be saved on earth and thereby have to put stock into a heavenly system that heavily punishes its own, just as we have been punished by our own. jesus' love was taught and weaponised but never practiced, never realised, always a bandaid and never a stitch. dolly parton spoke of salvation as something we were obligated to give each other, of forgiveness as a deliberate and continual act of explicit love that we were capable of every day. the only thing we ever had was each other, and we could abandon each other as we had been abandoned, or we could love each other as we were never loved. and she chose the latter. it has been so easy for me, for so many, to leave our country kid past behind the second we could. to mask our accents, to choose the next largest town or city over to claim as our hometown. to dream of worlds larger than the holler, where everyone loves us and no one hurts us ever again, because that could never happen at home. dolly parton said it will happen here. it did not for so long, and i am so sorry, but it will happen here. i was made here, too, and i love you. i will always love you.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[veliseraptor]

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

[gloomth-and-wanderings]

on nights when the veil is thin u can read rpf on jstor

[ploobytumbls]

baby you can read rpf on jstor anytime if you're brave enough

[mossdftba]

@jstor thank you

[jstor]

🫡

[mordredsheart]

the ads on bookstagram are ragebaiting me at this point. “imagine the phantom of the opera but make it a love triangle with one guy who is a tortured artist and one guy who is a golden retriever boyfriend” okay so you mean the fucking phantom of the opera

[thestuffedalligator]

Local idiot demands an audience to watch her go bugfuck on a bathmat

[girlballs]

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

[escuerzoresucitado]

[the-sacred-now]

For a moment I was like "oh god what if Miss Piggy dies next?" and then I remembered

[nightmare-from-heaven]

that she's immortal?

[the-sacred-now]

that she's immortal.