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i live inside my own heart, matt damon.

[foxeymulder]

alias: issie pronouns: she/her time zone: est discord: issie#0832 what are you looking forward to with the site? the warm n chill setting, lots of potential for fun plots, the gorg aesthetics! what are your favorite character and plot tropes? men who are actually your sleep paralysis demons, enemies to friends to lovers, p i n i n g, and they were roommates!  what is your favorite beachy / summer-y movie? aquamarine!!!!! and, to close this bad boy, share a fun gif or image with us!

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[foxeymulder]

tw: allusions to child abuse

born and raised in st kitts but lacks any indication of chill island vibes // his father brought his strict southern expectations on behavior and discipline with him when he settled there, so a well adjusted childhood? we don’t know her // after a particularly severe round of discipline when he was sixteen, his mother sent him to stay with his aunt lola in seven devils under the guise of further punishment, but mostly to get him away // mostly tho it just felt like punishment // fell into a group of other wealthy not from here weirdos willing to put up with his brooding and carrying around of hardcover william faulkner books // went back to st kitts to try and reconcile with his parents, and met a girl studying abroad named maria who he literally wrote poems for / they dated but it always seemed one-sided // turns out she was still in love with her ex and was mostly just using him for free bikinis from his mom’s swimwear line // returned to seven devils even angstier and this time..... with a leather jacket to prove it // literally won’t shut the fuck up about maria and all of his relationships since have failed because of it // moody with a quick temper he got from dear old dad, which has at least made him painfully aware of it and so there’s at least a quick recovery time // somewhere along the way he got it in his head that he’s charming because he says things like “yes, ma’am” and sometimes mimics his father’s southern drawl which is not at all natural to him // literally not charming, looks like he’s in pain all the time and 0/10 presents himself as approachable // really very sensitive though so please don’t point that out because he’ll mope about it in a dark room for six days..... let him believe he’s charming // will not respond to anything besides nathan, he does not know who nate is bc it surely is not him!! // the sensitive, rich via the tobacco industry (thx dad), leather-wearing mystery boy ur parents warned u about ladies!

pls give him: exes that didn’t work bc he’s still weirdo mourning his relationship with maria (if someone wanted......to make her........... idk how it would make sense for her to be here but im here for a laff mate xx), maybe the rogue friend outside of the twilight group that he belongs to. maybe a cousin (or 2) that he lived with while he was still staying with aunt lola who was like what the fuck is WRONG with u?? ok thank u

[foxeymulder]

alias: issie  age: 24 pronouns: she/her discord: issie#0832 fave gothic show/movie/book: the only right answer is twilight preview you're most looking forward to: skin!! membergroups!! things you want to see on the site: fun events, awards, challenges, and plots! a fun pic to share: 

[foxeymulder]

name/alias + age: issie + 24

pronouns + timezone: she/her + est

favorite aspects of a site: cute membergroups and awards, fun challenges and events, all the creative group plots ppl come up with!

favorite types of plots: friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, fake dating, complicated love triangles, when both ppl are in love but neither will admit it headassery, tight knit families, borderline dysfunctional friends, coworker anything

things you want to see: cute people makin cute characters

these are a few of my favorite things: currently re-obsessed with the sims. also schitt’s creek, dogs, baking cookies at 1 am???

“most likely to…” superlative”: spiral and dye my hair pink whilst in quarantine

gif or meme that describes you: 

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joy vienna bonovich.

born to a family who’s patriarch was name-dropped by forbes just for being that notably rich / so it literally pays to be daddy’s princess!!!! except ur daddy doesn’t actually wanna deal w you and ships you to boarding schools instead / grew up in the hamptons, thinks magicinthehamptons.mp3 might be abt her / its....not / once a horse girl, always a horse girl / got a written warning in 7th grade for riding her clydesdale into the school courtyard / forever chasing that feeling / has absolutely no concept of reality / i mean its one banana michael, what could it cost? ten dollars? energy / periodically tries to bring back lisa frank fashion / ur all just not ready / self aware to the extent that she knows she’s Weird, will call u out if u try and tiptoe around it / only going to nyu for business so she can join her daddy’s shell corporation under the guise of “making her own way” when it is in fact nepotism / really just wants to continue on as an “equestrian” / becomes hyper-fixated on one thing at a time, then gets bored and moves on / says exactly what she’s thinking all the time even if it interrupts someone else / not at all poised like a rich girl should be, just kind of loud and hyper

needs: friends??? probably of the.....rich variety bc she’s never needed to cross paths with less than wealthy circles. but maybe some more normal college friends? she’s also part of piper’s fab it girl group so if ur part of that: hello!!! i’d also be down to give her an older sibling or two if anyone’s interested??? and then like idk exes and vapid hookups. also pls make her charity roommate that she can do this to.

[foxeymulder]

no this still from the film after (2019) was not an accident, i sought it out specifically for this ad that is not at all based on after (2019) but i wanted to use it anyway. i know who i am, i’m not afraid to admit this!!! anyways, this is an ad for a “roommate” for my stupidly rich, sort of bonkers gal joy bonovich.

joy has always, always gotten what she wanted and has no real concept of, like, earth i guess. she window shops her way through life like a tourist with a black card, becomes fixated on one thing, and then throws it away when she gets bored. she means well, but mostly comes off as a hyperactive lunatic. her most recent fixation has been sitcoms that she can’t relate to and has decided to get a roommate bc sitcoms always have wacky roommate adventures!!! she doesn’t need the money, obviously, so she posts an ad for a room in her staten island penthouse for $5/a month.

and thus enters roomie who definitely thinks this is a scam, but joy instantly becomes fascinated about how working class they are and roomie probably thinks she might be a little unhinged and could definitely murder them in their sleep but!!!! they’d be stupid to pass this up right!!!! roomie still probably thinks joy is gonna sacrifice them to the illuminati and will never get used to her suddenly appearing in the hall behind her but eventually guards will be down, moments will be had.

my only real requirements here are that roomie comes from a lower socioeconomic class and is between like 20-23 bc joy is 20. either gender, this can turn into a romantic thing if we want or totally platonic??? or we can see???? where it goes????? 

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twenty-three ⚭ app developer ⚭ hermes ⚭ nick truelove

military brat and one of five boys who never stayed in one place long enough to figure out that its okay to open up to people who aren’t just your brothers!! / sounds fake though / a lot smarter than he looks and could’ve been a quintessential golden boy if he wasn’t such a grumpy gus / only his mom is (barely) allowed to call him that btw / probably has unchecked social anxiety he compensates for by pretending to be unbothered by literally everything / and also by smoking a lot of weed / he claims it helps him creatively but that’s yet to be proven / worked on and sold a mobile game in college and made some decent money off it, which he’s still not used to having!! which is maybe why it’s starting to run out / smart n talented n capable but also big lazy / working on a new social media platform rn that could be big!!!! if it ever gets finished / shut up he’s working on it / king of procrastinating / king of refusing to be told what to do / king of fun novelty socks that hopefully substitute for a better personality / tweets “eat the rich bro” probably once a month / just wants to chill and be chill, pls let him

needs: there’s one more sullivan bro left pls join us!! also some fr- some frie- some friends??? he definitely knows what those are! he’s mostly an introvert and mostly sticks with his brothers but every once in a while a rogue potential friend may slip thru the cracks and stick. i would also love some fellow app developers who worked on/are working on the same things?? maybe one that’s his roommate and best friend?? (either gender idc) andddd also some exes spanning the last 5 yrs he’s lived here, messy or not i’m game!! my discord is issie#0832 if u wanna chat abt anything!

[foxeymulder]

levon kilford 🝐 26 🝐 horologist 🝐 apollo 🝐 tw: parental death 🝐 born in bristol to a couple that didn’t really make sense - his mother an acid-dropping young hippie while his father was basically mister geppetto / his mom had a habit of vanishing for months at a time to go “backpacking” so levon was mostly just raised by his kindly father and granddad and uncle irving who isn’t really his uncle but would throw a fit if he ever just called him irving / he was raised to the tune of ticking clocks, as the kilfords have been in the clock and watch business for probably forever / officially branded the weird kid when he brought in a fully functioning hand-carved cuckoo clock for his year 6 science project / didn’t have a lot of friends and was mostly pretty lonely, but that never stopped him from trying - anything is possible with a smile and a sunny disposition!!! / his father passed away when he was sixteen, which was extremely devastating for him / kilford’s clocks was left to his mother, who quickly ran it into the ground, which just felt like a second death to lev / dedicated his life to honoring his family’s legacy and reopened kilford’s clocks via website / moved to nyc when he was nineteen and fell in love with a girl online who lived here / she turned out to be a married catfish, but he’d already signed a year-long lease so figured he’d stick it out / never left / now ur resident eccentric brit who wears a lot of silk paisley and runs his clock and watch operation out of his apartment / has fallen in love 3 more times since then but he’s sure this time is the real deal! / lives with his girlfriend and her twin sister who hates him but he’s trying really hard / really only capable of hating one thing and one thing only: rolex / will often refer to rolex as one singular person, don’t bother correcting him / the sweetest weirdo there is!!!! the epitome of sunshine and sometimes sounds like he’s escaped the pages of a rom com script!!!

needs: all sorts of friends!!! he’s the type with the uncanny ability to make a friend anywhere he goes, whether that’s with the hot dog man, a neighbor, someone who frequents the same coffee shops. he grew up with the understanding to always look for the best in people, and so he does, so gimme friends from all walks of life!! other than that if u need ur clock or watch fixed he’s ur guy. also he’s now a permanent fixture in the silver twins’ lives so he’s around if ur around them!

[foxeymulder]

NAME/ALIAS: issie AGE: 24 PRONOUNS: she/her FAVORITE TEEN DRAMA: i’m binging lizzie mcguire rn does that count FAVORITE WILD CELEBRITY RUMOR: avril lavigne was REPLACED THINGS YOU’D LIKE TO SEE IN OUR BUZZ AND/OR ON THE SITE: fun plots and development! opportunities for cute awards and im super stoked to see the gossip aspect!! A FUN IMAGE THAT SPEAKS TO YOU:

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after (2019)

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[foxeymulder]

name/alias: issie age: 24 pronouns: she/her favorite coffee/drink order: iced psl, rip fall :/ favorite tropes: friends to lovers / exes who never got over each other / lovable idiots / unlovable idiots / grumpy vs sunshine / nightmare siblings / being sad favorite things to see on a site: cute badges!! aesthetically pleasing codes n templates!! challenges where u earn fun awards!! a gif to gif(t) to the tag:

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