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Celebrate Black History Month by reading the #EMMAncipationProclamation.

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The gays will probably hate this, but this John Cena commercial will make you feel secure as a heterosexual male eating Fruity Pebbles.

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If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County, Georgia, you better pack a lunch and expect to sit in your car for awhile.

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Today marks the 30th anniversary of President Reagan defeating Arab tyranny with the powerful "Hulkamania" bomb.

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Saba Simba. #ThingsThatOffendLiberals

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Before he came up with "Stone Cold," he was to be known as "Polar Vortex" Steve Austin.

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The #1 selling item in the Fox News Wrestling Shopzone is the "EAT, SLEEP, EAT, REPEAT." t-shirt

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Justice Scalia shocked to discover not all gay people are Goldust

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Dammit, we thought we collected all those sunglasses.

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TSA to allow Razor Ramon on airplanes

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We like WWE's immigration policy: get a job, learn the language, become white. 

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Dennis Rodman spraypaints "nWo" across South Korea's back.

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There haven't been this many virgins in the Hammerstein Ballroom since ECW One Night Stand

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It's Uncle Sam's immoral drug war that allows the Mexican drug cartels to thrive, so really this is Alberto Del Rio's fault.

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Jack Swagger arrested

BILOXI --WWE Superstar and #1 contender, Jack Swagger, was arrested last night following a Smackdown taping in Biloxi, Mississippi after allegedly violating several major traffic laws.

"Jack Swagger doesn't need some big government, nanny state bureaucrats telling him how fast he can drive, to wear a seatbelt, or what sidewalk he can barrel down at two in the morning," said Zeb Colter, Swagger's manager and confidant, during a news conference addressing the arrest.

"I thought this was America? Land of the free? Next you're going to tell me he needs to have some kind of government ID in order to operate his own motor vehicle. You know who else made people carry ID? Hitler!"

Colter was then asked about his role in the evening's events.

"You mean to tell me I set 47 gooks on fire in a Vietnamese jungle just so I could come home and have my government tell me that Jack Swagger is supposed to stop his car just because some flashing doohickey turned red? This man is about to be the Champion of the World for chrissakes!"

Mr. Colter continued his remarks, even as reporters exited the press conference. 

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Megyn Kelly returns to Fox & Friends after having larynx crushed by Randy Savage.

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Alex Jones angry at WWE creating character that quotes Alex Jones.