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Kung Lao vs. Melania Trump…whose hat shall prevail in Mortal Combat?! 🙀

Our best bet for the new Pope is Father Guido Sarducci. He's rested, he's relatable, and he's READY! Hey Cardinals of the Catholic Church, take note!

#pope #next pope

All I can say is...what a rip-off! I went to an Amazon "Fulfillment Center," and left feeling...strangely empty! The same thing was true of an "Everything Bagel!" I was expecting a Zen-like experience, and just got heavily topped dense bread! Whatever happened to truth in advertising, I tell 'ya?!

#advertising #humor

"It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never seen 'Lost In Space' at all..." - -Kelly Bundy, from "Married...With Children"

#science fiction #Lost in Space

When a convicted felon is allowed to assume the presidency, we're living in Amok Times. Up is down, in is out, and straight ahead is to the rear, march!

#anti trump #Republicans

Every day, a new adventure…not necessarily good ones! 🙀

#trumpism #fascism #anti trump #winter 2025

Infinitely better than any Trump nominee! America’s calling, Fox Mulder…

#FBI #the X-Files

Is it me, or did Melania Trump’s inaugural outfit look manly, dark, angular, or sinister as if she might be a neo-gangster, a variation on Stephen King’s “Gunslinger,” or perhaps some kind of assassin from a terrible future? 🙀

#anti trump #dark Republicans #Melania Trump