[oxcykun]

[catchymemes]

[ceremonial]

Robert Pattinson in Bel Ami (2012) / The Lighthouse (2019)

[spencersbitch]

Robert Pattinson in Twilight (2008)

[keptins-log]

[comradekatara]

okay but imagine you’ve just tentatively made some new friends, but not everyone in that friend group likes you. one of them has made it pretty clear that they don’t trust you as far as they could throw you, and does nothing but mock you viciously. another is treating you a bit more like a human being, but he still takes it upon himself to constantly tease and provoke you because he knows that you have no right to retaliate. you’re hardly friends, but it’s not, like, on sight beef either. uncomfortable acquantances. then, for some convoluted reason, suddenly you’re on a road trip together. just the two of you. it’s suuuuuper awkward, because are you just supposed to not talk for hours?? you make some small talk about the weather, and you’re both painfully aware of how uncomfortable and stilted the conversation is. eventually, the conversation gets a bit more personal, and you tell him about your family. it’s clear he’s actually listening, and being really nice, actually, all things considered. and then he tells you his first girlfriend turned into the moon. quick—what do you say?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Light: *kills the L decoy on live television*

L: lmao now I know you live in the Kanto region of Japan

RYUK:

[badtvblog]

[jordserry]

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

[jasperbat-deactivated20210915]

[appledoze-deactivated20200115]

Reminder that Colgate sued a YouTuber for making this.

And lost.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

YouTube Poop was proven in a court of law to constitute art

[notlikingbestgirl]

Taste closed

[bravebirdfolly]

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

[atamajakki]

i would watch an entire show of this

[richardmadens-archive]

[tenaciousdcepticon24]

This joke was beyond ahead of its time

[eli0tknight-deactivated20181203]

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

[shaelit]

[thefatfuck-irl]

[memetokyo]

This is my new favorite thing on the Internet

[koukouvayia]

Old thing from last year I just never posted on here, the binding of Fenrir

[briennesjaime]

lannister brothers edition

[rachelamberish]

oh my god blink twice if y’all need help

[oberynmartell]

“I am loyal to King Joffrey, my one true love.”

[127leilas]

this is the only tiktok ever

[t51bpowerarmor]

[closet-keys]

[id: tweet by buffalocialism reading “if you have so many prisoners that you have to deny them the right to vote because they would significantly impact election results, the main substantive problem is that you live in a police state”]

[tactical-necromancy]

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”