[sleepallsummer]

one small typo and suddenly that sexist republican is the sexiest republican

[distractionsfromthefood]

[woman-becomer]

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

[kushblazer666]

[lakevida]

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[shamebats]

Tiktok post by @ fenjaminfranklin (he/him).

[marisatomay]

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

[swarnpert]

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

[dragongirlbunny]

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

[dragongirlbunny]

i mean average sized bomb

[marlowe-art]

it's eggs (it's eggs!)

[courageisneverforgotten]

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in his lane. focused. flourishing.

[pukicho]

I’m having an in of body experience right now

[pukicho]

Alright man

[pukicho]

[mysharona1987]

Meet the press opening like:

[estroghoul]

"grab life by the balls" "life's a bitch" okay yeah, clearly life is TMA and we must cling to her

[neosayshey]

We can't give up on her

[dustsculptures]

sure she’s evil but look at those tits

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic

[reactionimagesdaily]