that one little fox

a blog for my anon tag, 🦊!

[foxtheanon]

Rules

Basic DNI criteria!

Please no nsfw! It makes the mod uncomfortable! Suggestive content is okay, but I will draw a line somewhere

This blog mainly interacts with Epic the Musical and other Greek mythology inspired rp blogs!

If an ask makes me uncomfortable, i will not answer

Tone tags are preferred, it helps me understand…well, tones

More rules TBA if needed!

Some notes about the Fox:

The fox does not have a specific gender in mind. Refer to it however you’d like

The fox also does not have a set name. It can go by many names, so that’s up to your interpretation! There is no one correct answer

More info may be revealed in the future!

[sonofthegreat]

"Hi, hello, want a gemstone?"

-@pearl-and-gemstones

Aw, I would love a gem stone. thank you :)

[pearl-and-gemstones]

"Because you have rat benefits, they're free. What color would you like?"

[sonofthegreat]

orange or red :)

[pearl-and-gemstones]

gives him a ruby

"if you ever need rat support, i have rat poison, a bucket of boiling water and salt. and if you ever, god forbid, need a lawyer, there's me and foxy (@foxtheanon)."

[foxtheanon]

*a fox sneezes somewhere far away /silly*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*the fox is back after going missing for a while*

-🦊 anon

Where the fuck have you been?

[foxtheanon]

*judging by the look of the fox…hell?*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*sigh* Let's get you cleaned up.

[foxtheanon]

*either way, the fox seems very happy to see Neo again. It leans into his touch happily*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*the fox is back after going missing for a while*

-🦊 anon

Where the fuck have you been?

[foxtheanon]

*judging by the look of the fox…hell?*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

Open RP Starter

*Neoptolemus looked at himself in the mirror now that he was alone or at least so he thought. He wasn't wearing a binder so he could see his chest. Admittedly, this was the first time he really examined himself since the curse. He should have hated this yet he didn't quite. It didn't feel right and yet it also didn't feel wrong.*

[foxtheanon]

*the fox appears from the shadows. It sits next to Neo, looking up at him with curious eyes.*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*Neoptolemus startles. He looks down at the fox. He then set a hand on the fox's head.*

[foxtheanon]

*thanks to the power of plot convenience, the fox can speak*

you seem troubled.

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

(OOC: We love the power of plot convenience.)

I am fine.

[foxtheanon]

I’ve seen many mortals questioning their identity. You are not the first.

*the fox puts its paw on Neo’s foot.*

You are in safe company. What troubles you?

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

I know exactly who I am. I am Neoptolemus son of Achilles prince of Skyros.

[foxtheanon]

Are you so sure about the “son” part? Something tells me that you are not certain about that part.

*the fox does the closest thing to a shrug that it can*

I am not one to push, though. Although I do have advice for your predicament, it is up to you to discover your journey at your own pace.

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

Of course I am. The son of Achilles going to war will end the Trojan War. That was me. I know who I am.

[foxtheanon]

Apologies for the comment, Neoptolemus, but your expression betrays you. You don’t have to label yourself, but it wouldn’t hurt to consider it.

*the fox then trots over to Neo’s bed and lies down on it, making sure to clean itself beforehand.*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

No, it doesn't. It would hurt.

[foxtheanon]

*the fox stops answering, snoozing on the bed like it owns the place*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

Open RP Starter

*Neoptolemus looked at himself in the mirror now that he was alone or at least so he thought. He wasn't wearing a binder so he could see his chest. Admittedly, this was the first time he really examined himself since the curse. He should have hated this yet he didn't quite. It didn't feel right and yet it also didn't feel wrong.*

[foxtheanon]

*the fox appears from the shadows. It sits next to Neo, looking up at him with curious eyes.*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*Neoptolemus startles. He looks down at the fox. He then set a hand on the fox's head.*

[foxtheanon]

*thanks to the power of plot convenience, the fox can speak*

you seem troubled.

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

(OOC: We love the power of plot convenience.)

I am fine.

[foxtheanon]

I’ve seen many mortals questioning their identity. You are not the first.

*the fox puts its paw on Neo’s foot.*

You are in safe company. What troubles you?

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

I know exactly who I am. I am Neoptolemus son of Achilles prince of Skyros.

[foxtheanon]

Are you so sure about the “son” part? Something tells me that you are not certain about that part.

*the fox does the closest thing to a shrug that it can*

I am not one to push, though. Although I do have advice for your predicament, it is up to you to discover your journey at your own pace.

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

Of course I am. The son of Achilles going to war will end the Trojan War. That was me. I know who I am.

[foxtheanon]

Apologies for the comment, Neoptolemus, but your expression betrays you. You don’t have to label yourself, but it wouldn’t hurt to consider it.

*the fox then trots over to Neo’s bed and lies down on it, making sure to clean itself beforehand.*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

Open RP Starter

*Neoptolemus looked at himself in the mirror now that he was alone or at least so he thought. He wasn't wearing a binder so he could see his chest. Admittedly, this was the first time he really examined himself since the curse. He should have hated this yet he didn't quite. It didn't feel right and yet it also didn't feel wrong.*

[foxtheanon]

*the fox appears from the shadows. It sits next to Neo, looking up at him with curious eyes.*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*Neoptolemus startles. He looks down at the fox. He then set a hand on the fox's head.*

[foxtheanon]

*thanks to the power of plot convenience, the fox can speak*

you seem troubled.

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

(OOC: We love the power of plot convenience.)

I am fine.

[foxtheanon]

I’ve seen many mortals questioning their identity. You are not the first.

*the fox puts its paw on Neo’s foot.*

You are in safe company. What troubles you?

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

I know exactly who I am. I am Neoptolemus son of Achilles prince of Skyros.

[foxtheanon]

Are you so sure about the “son” part? Something tells me that you are not certain about that part.

*the fox does the closest thing to a shrug that it can*

I am not one to push, though. Although I do have advice for your predicament, it is up to you to discover your journey at your own pace.

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

Open RP Starter

*Neoptolemus looked at himself in the mirror now that he was alone or at least so he thought. He wasn't wearing a binder so he could see his chest. Admittedly, this was the first time he really examined himself since the curse. He should have hated this yet he didn't quite. It didn't feel right and yet it also didn't feel wrong.*

[foxtheanon]

*the fox appears from the shadows. It sits next to Neo, looking up at him with curious eyes.*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*Neoptolemus startles. He looks down at the fox. He then set a hand on the fox's head.*

[foxtheanon]

*thanks to the power of plot convenience, the fox can speak*

you seem troubled.

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

(OOC: We love the power of plot convenience.)

I am fine.

[foxtheanon]

I’ve seen many mortals questioning their identity. You are not the first.

*the fox puts its paw on Neo’s foot.*

You are in safe company. What troubles you?

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

Open RP Starter

*Neoptolemus looked at himself in the mirror now that he was alone or at least so he thought. He wasn't wearing a binder so he could see his chest. Admittedly, this was the first time he really examined himself since the curse. He should have hated this yet he didn't quite. It didn't feel right and yet it also didn't feel wrong.*

[foxtheanon]

*the fox appears from the shadows. It sits next to Neo, looking up at him with curious eyes.*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*Neoptolemus startles. He looks down at the fox. He then set a hand on the fox's head.*

[foxtheanon]

*thanks to the power of plot convenience, the fox can speak*

you seem troubled.

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

Open RP Starter

*Neoptolemus looked at himself in the mirror now that he was alone or at least so he thought. He wasn't wearing a binder so he could see his chest. Admittedly, this was the first time he really examined himself since the curse. He should have hated this yet he didn't quite. It didn't feel right and yet it also didn't feel wrong.*

[foxtheanon]

*the fox appears from the shadows. It sits next to Neo, looking up at him with curious eyes.*

[telemachusisbetterthanyou]

*wearing a really big cloak that covers most of his face* Telemachus, I need your help. *his voice sounds strained*

@neoptolemus-son-of-achilles

I- what?? Are you okay?? *really concerned*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

If you mock me or say anything I will stab you.

[telemachusisbetterthanyou]

Wasn't going to... what happened??

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*He takes a deep breath and lowers the hood. He reveals a feminine face and long messy red hair.*

The balloon merchant threw a potion or something at me. When it hit me I turned into this.

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*hooks you up to a lie detector*

what is your honest opinion on me? Don’t even think of lying cause this machine will tell me if you’re lying or not

FUCK YOU!

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

Ooo can you ask him about me as well!!

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

FUCK YOU BOTH!

[foxtheanon]

*curious fox noises*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

What?

[foxtheanon]

*it seems to want to know what he thinks of it (even though it already knows, it just likes to try and get him to admit to being soft)*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*hooks you up to a lie detector*

what is your honest opinion on me? Don’t even think of lying cause this machine will tell me if you’re lying or not

FUCK YOU!

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

Ooo can you ask him about me as well!!

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

FUCK YOU BOTH!

[foxtheanon]

*curious fox noises*

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[patroclus-chironides]

*behold, a fox*

-🦊 anon @foxtheanon

*he looks at the fox, intrigued. He smiles*

“Hello, little fox.”

*he speaks softly as to not alarm the fox incase it runs away*

[foxtheanon]

*the fox, being a very intelligent fox, doesn’t run. Instead, it just looks at him.*

[patroclus-chironides]

*he smiles, grabbing something from the ground next to him. A small piece of bread, offering it to the fox*

[foxtheanon]

*if the fox was human, it would say “you probably shouldn’t feed wild animals, even though im not wild.” It doesn’t seem upset, though, since it gently takes the bread*

[patroclus-chironides]

*behold, a fox*

-🦊 anon @foxtheanon

*he looks at the fox, intrigued. He smiles*

“Hello, little fox.”

*he speaks softly as to not alarm the fox incase it runs away*

[foxtheanon]

*the fox, being a very intelligent fox, doesn’t run. Instead, it just looks at him.*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

I just got asked on a date.

*he totally isn't planning the death of the person. He definitely isn't.* Who? What did you say?

[telemachusisbetterthanyou]

The Anastasia person... I said sure because like.. free food

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*Definitely not planning a violent death for them.* Oh

[telemachusisbetterthanyou]

You aren't gonna kill anyone, are you?

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

No *he's lying*

[telemachusisbetterthanyou]

Bad, we don't kill random people only bad people like Antinous

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

Aren't the bad if they steal?

[telemachusisbetterthanyou]

What did they steal

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

What's mine.

[telemachusisbetterthanyou]

Which is

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*blushes* You don't need to know that.

[telemachusisbetterthanyou]

But I wanna:(

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

*blushes a deeper red*

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

Telemachus it's you! You're what they stole from him!!!

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

SUT THE FUCK UP! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

Yes I do! You guys so obviously love each other, I'm about to just shove your faces together!

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

No.

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

I'ma do it

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

No you aren't.

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

Then you got 5 seconds to do it yourself

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

No. *Takes off running.*

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

*grabs him and shoves their faces together like Barbies*

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

FUCK YOU!

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

Can y'all date now!

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

I am fucking married.

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

Get a divorce

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

No.

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

Here me out get a divorce and marry Telemachus instead

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

No I can't do that. I have a deal with Sparta. I can't divorce Hermione.

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

But you can divorce her, you both would be happy divorced

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

Who said happiness is involved with marriage? It's about making connections and deals.

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

No you're just traumatized now sign the papers!

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

No I am not traumatized. No I won't.

[makthemultifandomnonbinaryfellow]

Yes you will

[neoptolemus-son-of-achilles]

No