Neoptolemus

Son of Achilles

[sonofthegreat]

I dont need an intro people should know me

[sonofthegreat]

what if i.. heh.. impregnated you

- the impregnater

Dont do that im allergic

[thegayestgreek]

what if i said hectors hot. what then.

[belovedofhektor]

Back. Away. From. My. Husband.

[thegayestgreek]

[hekioftroy]

Help me?😟😟😟

[sonofthegreat]

hes having a manic episode from beyond the grave give him a bit

[sonofthegreat]

cause i heard you were ill. are you better now neoptolemus the 5th? if so...

when did this even get semt

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Want a cookie?

...Antinous made them

Not sure I’d trust something Antinous made.. but I appreciate the offer..!

[eryx-the-suitor]

Maybe it was a good idea you didn't have any..

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

@kylans-infamous-husband1 what did you give this man…

[the-sharpest-snake]

I might’ve laced them with Moly (Molly).

BUT LISTEN, IT WAS EURYMACHUS’ IDEA. HE WANTED TO GET HIGH IN AN INNOCENT WAY.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

GODS THE HALLS ARE FILLED WITH SUITORS HIGH OUT OF THEIR MINDS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS !?.!

[the-sharpest-snake]

EURYMACHUS SAID HE’D SLIT MY THROAT 😭😭

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

OKAY???!!!?? GETOUT OF MY PALACE BEFOREYOU DRUG OVER A HUNDRED MEN NEXT TIME!??!!!?

[the-sharpest-snake]

IT’S NOT EVEN YOUR PALACE???

[eryx-the-suitor]

Eurymachus: "This guy is NOT okay"

Eryx:

Eurymachus: "..and he's drunk.."

[sonofthegreat]

put your damn clothes on boy.

[eryx-the-suitor]

Antinous: "..I gave him a shirt-"

(Ooc: this Antinous is different I promise)

[sonofthegreat]

last man who said hes different threatened to assault my boyfriend im fucning watching you. boy. (/silly, ill believe you)

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Want a cookie?

...Antinous made them

Not sure I’d trust something Antinous made.. but I appreciate the offer..!

[eryx-the-suitor]

Maybe it was a good idea you didn't have any..

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

@kylans-infamous-husband1 what did you give this man…

[the-sharpest-snake]

I might’ve laced them with Moly (Molly).

BUT LISTEN, IT WAS EURYMACHUS’ IDEA. HE WANTED TO GET HIGH IN AN INNOCENT WAY.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

GODS THE HALLS ARE FILLED WITH SUITORS HIGH OUT OF THEIR MINDS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS !?.!

[the-sharpest-snake]

EURYMACHUS SAID HE’D SLIT MY THROAT 😭😭

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

OKAY???!!!?? GETOUT OF MY PALACE BEFOREYOU DRUG OVER A HUNDRED MEN NEXT TIME!??!!!?

[the-sharpest-snake]

IT’S NOT EVEN YOUR PALACE???

[eryx-the-suitor]

Eurymachus: "This guy is NOT okay"

Eryx:

Eurymachus: "..and he's drunk.."

[sonofthegreat]

put your damn clothes on boy.

[gigizetz]

"I know life and fate are scary

But I wanna be legendary"

[sonofthegreat]

hubnd

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Want a cookie?

...Antinous made them

Not sure I’d trust something Antinous made.. but I appreciate the offer..!

[the-sharpest-snake]

I made them for the suitors, why would I poison the cookies? I promise you, they’re actually delicious.

[eryx-the-suitor]

Maybe it was a good thing Telemachus didn't have any...

[sonofthegreat]

Holy shit they killed him

[eryx-the-suitor]

Pheobus: (another suitor oc) "don't wory- he's...fine..kind of.."

Eurymachus: "he's going to fucking flash us at some point."

Eryx:

[sonofthegreat]

( Throws a cloth over him )

[odysseusofithacaofficial-deacti]

Can I marry your son

-Neo

My son is with pisistratus?

How many sons do I have?..

[sonofthegreat]

Idk a lot

can I marry him

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Want a cookie?

...Antinous made them

Not sure I’d trust something Antinous made.. but I appreciate the offer..!

[the-sharpest-snake]

I made them for the suitors, why would I poison the cookies? I promise you, they’re actually delicious.

[eryx-the-suitor]

Maybe it was a good thing Telemachus didn't have any...

[sonofthegreat]

Holy shit they killed him

[odysseusofithacaofficial-deacti]

I'm gonna impregnate your son 😊

What.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

I need to delete this app I think

[sonofthegreat]

my bad

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Hello Telemachus :D!

Hello there !

[sonofthegreat]

where his clothes at

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

me and my bf real btw

[sonofthegreat]

holy shit my husbands

famous

[kingofsparta]

Hi, so since no one actually likes your brother, can I have him???

I wanna put him in a Tupperware container and shake him out of pure love

Take Agamemnon all you want. Don’t hurt him too much though, the greedy swine’s face is already ruined enough. I’m sure our sister won’t mind who he runs off with anyways, she’s back in our homelands of Mycenae.

[sonofthegreat]

what self respecting freak would want that man anyways

[dragongoddessoffate]

Not Clytemnestra, that’s for sure

[sonofthegreat]

No one at all, hate that guy and his bloodline

[dragongoddessoffate]

You do know you just insulted Menelaus too with the bloodline point, yes?

[sonofthegreat]

He can handle it hes an old man

[kingofsparta]

Hi, so since no one actually likes your brother, can I have him???

I wanna put him in a Tupperware container and shake him out of pure love

Take Agamemnon all you want. Don’t hurt him too much though, the greedy swine’s face is already ruined enough. I’m sure our sister won’t mind who he runs off with anyways, she’s back in our homelands of Mycenae.

[sonofthegreat]

what self respecting freak would want that man anyways

[dragongoddessoffate]

Not Clytemnestra, that’s for sure

[sonofthegreat]

No one at all, hate that guy and his bloodline

[kingofsparta]

Hi, so since no one actually likes your brother, can I have him???

I wanna put him in a Tupperware container and shake him out of pure love

Take Agamemnon all you want. Don’t hurt him too much though, the greedy swine’s face is already ruined enough. I’m sure our sister won’t mind who he runs off with anyways, she’s back in our homelands of Mycenae.

[sonofthegreat]

what self respecting freak would want that man anyways

[orestes-mother-killer]

@neoptolemus-son-of-achilles @prince-of-skyros @pyrrhus-of-skyros @sonofthegreat @the-rat-anon

totally not bringing something upon you

"What is this? Are you insane?"

[sonofthegreat]

I want nothing to do with this guy