what?

i hate people places and things.

[capturedphotos]

[grumsal]

*gets hit by a car* good

[charmingart013]

[bpd-bear]

someone: i think youre really cool and i love talking to you, please dont think i hate you

me: :)

(five minutes later) me: wait does this person hate me?? idk if they really like me 

[toastbutteregg]

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

[sequals]

clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person

[foxyphantasm-blog]

gurlfriend: happy fathers day

bf: but im not a dad

gf: :)

[earloffabulousness-deactivated2]

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

[whatever-i-say-goes]

We’re all Yzma

[mountainboats]

i think the best feeling is when you make someone that you like a lot laugh and their face lights up and they start giggling and you’re really happy that you were able to make someone so beautiful smile so much

[road-kill-cafe]

The teen pregnancy rate has been cut in half since the 1950s. #ThisGeneration

Smoking has also dropped by 50% #ThisGeneration

The abuse and availability of drugs has actually been in drastic decline. #ThisGeneration

The U.S. homicide rate is currently the at lowest it has been since 1962. #This Generation

Searches for porn have been reduced by half in just the past ten years. #ThisGeneration

The average IQ score has seen a dramatic increase, mainly due to our increasing ability to process symbols. #ThisGeneration

The high school dropout rate is at half of what it was in the 70’s. #ThisGeneration

But somehow the last generation remains largely convinced that we are bad and stupid people because they cannot comprehend advances in technology and society. #LastGeneration

[foxyphantasm-blog]

how my husband got a cat today

Saturday: so there's this nice cat hanging around my work place that i am feeding

Sunday: it's not a good cat environment i'm gonna bring cat home and take to a shelter or something ok

Monday: shelters have high kill rates and this cat is nice and smart and i will rehome her myself ok maybe my boss will take her idk

Tuesday: *catches cat and brings home* SHE WAS SO GOOD SHE DIDN'T CRY AND DIDN'T TRY TO SCRATCH ME WHEN I PUT HER IN A BOX AND LET'S PUT FLEA MEDICATION ON AND GET HER SOME FOOD AND LOOK SHE'S PRETTY

Wednesday: her name is Curie and she is a precious angel and i am the only one who is allowed to pick out her collar and it is purple look she's my princess

[j05u-3]

[foxyphantasm-blog]

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

[wernerwartzhog]

[gifmovie]

[nowyoureinnewyork-deactivated20]

[rubyetc]