Falco

she/her/ sth sth im at work right now refer to me however you want ||probably watching sports

[oscarpiastismissinghairline]

Collecting these like coins in mario cart

[coffeefocusrat]

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[dogpuppy]

[absolutereality]

trying to be a fan of a specific team during the pwhl expansion is sooo taxing they're like ok would you still love me if i was the ship of theseus?

[holypuckinggoals]

I LOVE JARVY AND HIS WAGS🥰🫶

[fqlco]

jarvy and his wags have GOT to be the most adorable thing

[waysheswings]

Nov 2016

[threedollarsdotcom]

she took the haunted house in the divorce

[krakenkrunch]

[nousxpige]

them: you better not be cunty leon draisaitl getting off the ice when i get there

me af:

[merclando]

every tongue that rises against oscar piastri shall fall

[sheepshot]

[starlitsecrets]

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

[couthbbg]

the two tenets of being a sports fan that you must understand are 1. All sports fans are evil (this includes you) and 2. All sports fans are hypocrites (this includes you). once you accept these foundational ideas , it’s all good dude

[sadhoc]

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

[dyke-ave]

listening to the same album over and over is good for your health btw

[heated-blanket]