Tash!

[fr0gandmushroom]

Men love being bought flowers and they LOVE being called babygirl

[louisegluckpdf]

got my lab results back turns out i’m full of rage because i am full of grief

[fr0gandmushroom]

By making every possible action married to a subscription service we have removed joy, spontaneity, and generosity from our lives. Yes this is about this motherfucker:

[fr0gandmushroom]

The older generations when I was young: you need to learn these equations off by heart, you won't always have a calculator in your pocket you know?

The older generations now: ChatGPT please tell me how to fuck my wife

[fr0gandmushroom]

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on you why would you take advantage of my trusting nature, fool me three times *I bet on losing dogs by Mitski starts playing*

[pointnclick]

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

[fr0gandmushroom]

Wendy Cope is that you?

[depsidase]

[fr0gandmushroom]

Crazy how if you have an angry dad growing up it just kind of follows you around your whole life

[robertfagden]

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

[kosmogrl]

[millennial-nostalgia]

Batty the Beanie Buddy (2000)

[millennial-nostalgia]

Fraidy & SCARED-e the Beanie Babies

[evilwizard]

one time i walked into God’s room when He wasn’t expecting me and He was kneeling by the foot of His bed praying. tf. who was He praying to ..?

[fr0gandmushroom]

I'm gonna take your hand when I say this. Some of you can't keep a houseplant alive because you're taking it too seriously. Forget that bitch exists for a while and then go "huh that bitch looks crusty as hell I'd better give it some water" as nature intended.

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Sure Nice Ok heres what i think * Mimes the action of falling to my knees and curling inwards and wordlessly stabbing my self in the stomach with a dagger Over and over and over and over and over and over again*

[catchymemes]

[nem23]