Priest Gerard and Sinner Frank (Part one, Prologue, and part two)
Sinner Frank: Forgive me Father Gee for I have sinned. Father Gee: again? Sinner Frank, stop sinning. Sinner Frank: *pouts a little bit* I asked you to forgive me. This isnt very nice. Father Gee: I cant. I'm breaking up with you. I can't keep coming to the confessionals just for you to tell me you've sinned again, Sinner Frank. I'm done. Sinner Frank, falling on his knees: No, no!! Father Gee! Believe me, I wont do it again! Father Gee: its too late, Sinner Frank. I've found a new boytoy. You're officially unc status now. Sinner Frank: no.. no! Father Gee please!!! Father Gee: Meet Laugh Track. *nuts a little* I love them so much, I love you Laugh Track. Laugh Track: I love you too Father Gee. Get Sinner Frank out of here. Sinner Frank: You cant kick me out of church!!! Father Gee: It's too late, ex-puppy. You are an atheist now.
Part 3!!!! Sinner Frank: I need to find a way to get back at Father Gerard. Sinner Frank: Fuuck, I dont know what to do... Sinner Frank: Wait, I have an idea!! Sinner Frank, hacking into Father Gee's twitter account: Heh, this is gonna be great. Sinner Frank, tweeting on Father Gee's twitter account: I like kids The internet: What the fuck, Father Gee. Father Gee, with Laugh Track: My pastorly senses are tingling. Father Gee checks twitter. Father Gee: Why does everyone think i like kids? Father Gee: Father Gee: It has to be Sinner Frank.... He's the only one with my login!! Father Gee: Oh how I HATE that twink. Laugh Track: Are you okay, Father Gee? Father Gee: I have a meeting to set up. I'll be back soon, Laugh Track. Laugh Track: *Laughs a little* Okay. Father Gee: That tracks.
... In the Church. As Father Gee enters, he is booed and mothers pull their kids away from him. Father Gee: Sinner Frank. We meet again. Sinner Frank: Awww!!! Hi Father Gee! Did you miss me that much?? *blinks at Father Gee innocently* Father Gee: Did you hack into my twitter account? Sinner Frank: No. I didnt. Why would I? That's a sin. Father Gee: Father Gee: Yeah, exactly my point, SINNER Frank. Sinner Frank: Um. Maybe. Sorry. Bob Bryar: Hi, I'm Bob Bryar. Father Gee: You gotta be shitting me. First you sin too much now this?? You gotta repent, Sinner Frank. You're going to hell. Sinner Frank: Only if its with you!!! Father Gee: I have a partner. Sinner Frank: Me too! Meet Mild-Mannered Mikey! Father Gee: Isnt that my brother. Mild-Mannered Mikey: ...um. hi. Father Gee: You just HAVE to keep going after the Way's dont you, Sinner Frank? Sinner Frank gets embarrassed and runs away, leaving Mild-Mannered Mikey and Father Gee alone together. Father Gee: Go home, Mild-Mannered Mikey. Mild-Mannered Mikey: Okay.
Part 4
Father Gee: I need to get back at Sinner Frank.
Laugh Track: Awwww Father Gee! I can help!
Father Gee: What? You can?
Laugh Track: I can! Meet Paranormal Pete!
Paranormal Pete: Ooooo I'm a ghost..
Father Gee, reaching for his cross: Ew.
Paranormal Pete: This is ghostphobic
Father Gee: I won't do it again, sorry.
Laugh Track: Put the cross down, bottomboy.
Father Gee, hiding the cross: Sorry.
Father Gee: How will you help us get back at Sinner Frank?
Paranormal Pete: I'll haunt him, duh.
Father Gee: Oh. Okay.
...
Sinner Frank: Uuuughhhh Father Gee hates me!!!
Sinner Frank: I can't believe this. I have to try harder to get his love back! I can't let him love another! He's the only one for me!
Paranormal Pete: Boo
Sinner Frank: Ah!! What the fuck?! Get out of here Paranormal Pete!!
Paranormal Pete: Sorry.
...
Father Gee: Did it work, Paranormal Pete?
Paranormal Pete: No. I think he cursed me.
Father Gee: Fuuuuck...


















