Fractures in Two Souls

“In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.” ― Jane Austen, Pride And Prejudice

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Kris Wilson

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

[myversionofperfection]

[toronoh]

everyone: are you in school? Have you graduated? What are you doing with your degree? Where do you work? What do you plan on doing, long term? What’s your ideal career? How are you saving money? Are you still living at home? When are you moving out? Are you still single? Are you meeting anyone? What–

me:

[jesuisunevraiebabe-blog]

[agarfield-deactivated20160309]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Floccinaucinihilipilificationa

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Floccinaucinihilipilificationa

[theycantalk]

[wispygirl]

This is it. This is the only tweet I care about.

[izelands-deactivated20161014]

i’m so scared the horoscope meme will die like no i need it i'm obsessed with myself

[grapefruitmimosa]

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

[gifsboom]

Video: Two Tiny Hamsters Play in a Tiny Playground

[littlefuryous]

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

[sarahseeandersen]

I AM NOT GOOD AT THIS.

[kindaalone]

me trying to exercise

[orlarry]

when you make a joke and your parents turn it into a serious conversation