Fräulein Klumpenkatze.

Kitties kleines Plaudereckchen.

[orpheuslament]

monster theory, D. E.

[biblewaterzzz]

[agirlwithadiary]

Damn bro. Anetra is fine af.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh, this is incredible.

Improv swing dance to a Todrick Hall song?

And they killed it!

*thanks to the people who pointed out my oops

[in-mutual-weirdness]

Tags from @ghostwriterofthemachine

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[amaniaclikenoiz]

@fraeuleinklumpenkatze

[fraeuleinklumpenkatze]

ye

[colliewolfdraws]

It feels like I’ve met you again for a second time.

[squabasaurus]

Can someone please give this poor boy a hug?

[pokemon-my-beloved]

“If you think I’m going to cry myself to sleep after this, you’re absolutely right!”

— Arven, confronting the AI Professor

[eroscestlavie]

Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an online polyamorous white genxer from the Pacific Northwest who just got a new crystal necklace and is using it as an excuse to post a tit pic to a chorus of praise from excitable bearded pagans & bisexual barnes and noble employees who do burlesque

[jumex]

I love reading this each time I see it it’s like the golden ratio of words

[unholyblissafterdark]

[wld-you-rather]

Let's make the poll look like a dick lol

Left

Middle

Right

Voting ended onApr 29, 2023

[wld-you-rather]

the best tags I've seen

[wld-you-rather]

Got better

elongate the shaft

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[boimgfrog]

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

[boimgfrog]

i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ

[boimgfrog]

hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.

[oatmylkmachiato]

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

[bmwiid]

A barn rasing:  a collective action of a community, in which a barn for one of the members is built or rebuilt collectively by members of the community.

because you cannot, you CANNOT, build a barn on your own, and without it, you will not be able to survive. 

What a fuckin’ gem of a sentence. “What we did today was a barn rasin” 

[moki-dokie]

i think that very last line is what a LOT more people need to fully digest. there’s this romance around friendship that it should be perfect and smooth and unproblematic at all times but that isn’t what being a friend is. that isn’t what a normal connection with another human being is. sometimes you NEED to do things that might not end well for you personally, in order to be a friend to your friend. sometimes you’ve got to be willing to face serious consequences to help, to save your friend’s life in the way they need saving at that moment.

being a friend takes commitment. a willingness to take that risk.

[cannibalchicken]

[versegm]

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[civilization-deactivated2030]

Damn, would be real silly if someone automated phone bombing that number or something