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Voting ended onApr 29, 2023

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Would you rather the blue pill or red pill?

Blue Pill: You are god now, you control everything

Red Pill: Strawberry flavoured, tasty

Voting ended onMay 4, 2023

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Voting ended onApr 29, 2023

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shaft almost at 69%

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Would you rather...

tell your past self one thing

ask your future self one thing

Voting ended onApr 30, 2023

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the best tags I've seen

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Would you rather have....

$2 million right now

$10k a month for the rest of your life

Voting ended onApr 23, 2023

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Would you rather...

have hiccups for the rest of your life

constantly feel like you need to sneeze

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

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Would you rather eat a....

man-sized bean

bean-sized man

Voting ended onApr 27, 2023

you have 24 hours to eat the bean, and the man is someone you know but not that well

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Would you rather Jurrasic Park or Ghostbusters was real life?

Jurrasic Park

Ghostbusters

Voting ended onApr 26, 2023

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Would you rather own a rhino the size of a hamster, or a hamster the size of a rhino?

Rhino sized Hamster

Hamster sized Rhino

Voting ended onApr 26, 2023

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Would you rather an extra arm or an extra leg?

Arm

Leg

Voting ended onApr 25, 2023

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You are locked in a room infested with spiders, would you rather have the lights...

on

off

Voting ended onApr 25, 2023

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Would you rather...

Every time you orgasm, "All Star" by Smash Mouth plays

Every time you hear, "All Star" by Smash Mouth you orgasm

Voting ended onApr 25, 2023

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Would you rather be able to converse with (nonhuman) animals, or have lifelong fluency in every (human) language?

Animals

Humans

Voting ended onApr 25, 2023