If you wanted consistency youre in the wrong place

Anyways wassup they/them

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[alienszarecool]

“You and I still share a bond. We made a deal all those years ago.

I have come to consider you a friend.”

(sneak peak of panels for a megaratch videooooo)

[alienszarecool]

Look at how far we’ve come

[aninals]

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

[aninals]

hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[sirfetchd]

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[dogpuppy]

[echokelly]

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

[madamadamiu]

One year of the Lost Light Cat Shelter!!! It’s been a wonderful time

[redstonedust]

trying to explain my process of doing errands to my housemates and realising i'm not beating the adhd allegations.

[homeofhousechickens]

"Whats your favorite bird?" "Oh, chickens" "Those aren't birds haha" ??????????????????????????????????????

[chick-it-out]

[sapphosewrites]

I've probably watched too much Leverage, because a man in campus cop uniform came in to ask questions about our box office safe today and my boss let him in and gave him all the info he wanted, no questions asked, and all I could think is that we are horrifically easy to con

[sapphosewrites]

Yes, guy with a toolbelt who says he's the plumber here to fix our known leak, please have unrestricted access to our basement directly below the box office.

If this were Leverage he would be drilling through the floor right now

[kajaono]

Maybe he is? Have you checked?

[sapphosewrites]

No, although I did check the organizational ID of the British woman who came in to do a last minute film shoot on the second floor, bringing with her an equipment cart large enough to hide a person in.

[sapphosewrites]

So it turns out that there is, indeed, money missing from the safe.

[loyalsquire]

I'm learning so much about princesses on tumblr dot com

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there