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It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

kim-jong-chill

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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fabulous

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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world heritage post

bogleech

About to make some normal scented soaps

bogleech

If you look up the brand (saveonscents) by the way it caters to even professional perfumists and chemists but these are considered their "samples" for sometimes only $3-5 each.

They have every nice smell you could want like herbs and foods and rainy days and all that but they get as specific as like the smell of a specific meal being cooked or the smell of suntan lotion in salty air or whatever.

And yeah also things like piss and shit and black mold and rotting corpses. They usually have customer reviews to tell you if the smell is accurate. Besides funny gag uses this exists because a dash of a bad smell can balance out or enhance a good smell, you know like the whole reason they use ambergris or civet musk.

Like somewhere out there, there's a formula for a cologne or something that would actually smell amazing to a lot of people and make good money with one tiny drop of artificial rancid fart in it.

bogleech

Some specific ones they have:

Car exhaust

Fishing pier

Dusty carpet

Washed denim

Bandaid glue

Antique store

Fresh graffiti

Gun smoke

Halitosis

HUNGRY MAN (the microwave dinners)

Insecticide

Outer space, based on what NASA astronauts say outer space smells like

Stink bug!!

"Decayed rainforest"

Garlic mashed potatoes

Kelp nori

Newsprint

Steampunk (the smell of brass, steel and steam)

Zombie, described as "notes of rotting flesh, punctuated by pus and blood."

medusadyke

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

novum-solem

@teaboot's tags because Yes:

teaboot

Actually yeah that should be in the post. Hell yeah

howlsnteeth

lilaccatholic

You know, for how smart everyone always said I am, it sure is a wonder no one trusted me to make my own decisions

shithowdy

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.