High, I Have No Idea

I like things that make you itch, and things that make you think

[fragmentedforrest]

Master Post

I get really high and really sad and then I get really cringey and throw up into this blog

:D

[anxietyproblem]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Just bear thoughts.

[jimbenton]

[only-tiktoks]

[kinetikatrue]

#literal sparklemotion (of sound waves)

[ehveerivv]

Me: “what would you like me to do? Break my phone a second time to get a Samsung?”

Thorne, staring more intensely at the idea:

Me: “NO I WASN’T BEING SERIOUS. ONCE YOU GET YOURS FIGURED OUT YOU CAN RIGHTFULLY BITCH AT ME ALL YOU WANT!!!Dont take my phone I use it for the same four functions..”

[fragmentedforrest]

Wouldn’t really believe you even if you apologized,

[lovecrimer]

[callsigndollface]

maybe we take gummies together and see who touches who first? for science or whatever

[littlewitchbee]

go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?

[thepersonalquotes]

[ehveerivv]

“I’m out of purple hair ties. I just bought a WHOLE pack not that long ago.”

“Because of me :3”

“Yes.”

[anoldfriendfordinnerr]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[compiler-specific]

Item crafted: homemade progesterone suppository (estimated strength: 400-800 milligrams?)

Crafting recipe:

micronized progesterone powder from Amazon

olive oil (vegetable or coconut oil is also fine)

size 00 HPMC capsules

syringe to put the oil in the capsule

not a milligram scale :)

dw you can just eyeball it!!!

you DON'T need a milligram scale it's fiiiiiiiine

you will surely not regret shoving an eyeballed quantity of progesterone up your ass :)

[wife-of-dracula]

my mum: *goes away for a whole week*

me: *while she’s away cleans the whole hous so it looks brand new because she doesnt clean anything and mess drives me crazy*

my mum: *gets back doesn’t say thank you or acknowledge it, then proceeds to leave mess lying around*

my mum: *to me* ”could you actually do a chore for once look at the fucking state of this house you are an adult and you make me do everything around here, i work all day and you do fuck all, unbelievable”

I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING HOUSE MAN 😀😀😀

[tboyslick]

"Wow you bruise easily" dude just fuck me already

[thefilthstudy]

If I was dead would you finally stop talking about me,