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- This is how we deal with Autobots - - Profile photo art IS NOT MINE - - I am 22 y/o, will update when necessary - - Check the Master Post for fandoms - - Prone to changing profile themes -

[yourlocalsoviet]

MASTER POST BITCH

Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature and movies... what we've seen, heard, felt... anger, joy and sorrow... these are the things I will pass on. That's what I live for. We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light. We have all the magic of the digital age to do that with. The human race will probably come to an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet. Earth may not be forever, but we still have the responsibility to leave what traces of life we can. Building the future and keeping the past alive are one in the same thing.

Herro. I am 22 y/o (check my bio dummy). I live in America (gross ik). I work overnight from Wednesday-Saturday (for now, will update when needed). I own a firearm, a Glock 45 Gen 5 chambered in 9mm, feel free to ask me about it! I am somewhat in-the-know with American laws and whatnot, I can give practical advice for a lot of stuff, I AM NOT IN ANY STATE BAR CERTIFIED FOR PRACTICING LAW, KNOW THAT NOW.

My fandoms are as follows: (from most to least prevalent)

Metal Gear Solid (if not already apparent)

Yakuza/Like A Dragon/Ryu Ga Gotoku

Titanfall 1/2 (not Apex)

Batman Arkham Trilogy

Dragonball

No Man's Sky

Destiny 1/2 (fuck the mobile game)

Warhammer 40k (the games not the minatures. Not very in touch with the lore. please dont hurt me)

Star Wars (prequel trilogy to original trilogy)

Ghost of Tsushima/Yotei

Elden Ring

Bloodborne

You are MORE than welcome to DM me, or submit an ask for whatever questions you may have. If you wanna stalk my page, idc, I'm not a cop or your dad.

[ggg-ppp]

man my life is beautiful and my girls are mutual

[ssumuu]

my yakuza itabag lol

[yourlocalsoviet]

Apologies for vanishing from the face of the Earth. Real life is kicking my ass and I can't get back up to fight. REF DO SOMETHING.

[rggconfessions]

@yourlocalsoviet : "Kiryu has the heart of a generous king, the fists of a warrior, and the soul of a god.

Ichiban as the mind of an innovator, the drive of a soldier, and the experience of an apprentice tradesman.

Majima has... well he's Majima."

[yourlocalsoviet]

Happy International Woman's Day to the bad bitches out there

[makingsenseofwhathappened]

My trauma response of choice: faking until breaking.

[puppicr1tter]

Hey guys i think i was given the wrong estrogen flavor,

I cum so hard most of my partners wouldnt let me cum in their mouths because it hit the back of their throat and made them choke

I cum so hard 2 of my exes wouldnt let me cum anywhere but inside of them because they liked feeling when it hit against their cervix

I cum so hard if i pull out in missionary it still hits their face from all the way between their legs

Guys i thought it was supposed to dribble by now its been 5 years

[puppicr1tter]

Reblog this for proof btw <3

Sorry for interaction bait im a slut for reblogs

[yourlocalsoviet]

This is a rant. Read at your own discretion.

I saw a post a while ago saying Yakuza has become a slop series. And as much as this pains me to see, I have to agree. RGG has taken the once serious Japanese political crime thriller and has turned it into a homunculus of its former self. From over extending its first protagonist's spot in the front because they simply cannot let a new protagonist take the lead to hiring a LITERAL SEX OFFENDER, and then of course disgracing Masayoshi Tanimura because of a simple mix up over CANDY (I miss you Tanimura :( ), they've lost all of the respect I once held for them. I remember when Kiwami 3 was initially announced I was EXCITED because I LOVED Yakuza 3's story and characters. But from the needless redesign of Rikiya, to the STUPID inclusion of the weird fucking segway vehicles from IW, and of course them hiring Teruyuki Kagawa as Goh Hamazaki, I soon lost the motivation to want to play it. After what I saw with Pirate Yakuza, the hope I had for the series has lost its shine, and I'm extremely disappointed at RGG and Masayoshi for this. However, I do know the former director of RGG, Toshihiro Nagoshi, is making a Yakuza-esq game called Gang of Dragon that I've been loosely keeping an eye on, so I'm excited for that.

RGG needs to lock the FUCK in and stop hiring criminals/scumbags, let Ichiban take the front for once instead of inserting Kiryu, and let the goddamn series breathe for once instead of having overly goofy tones. It's all fucking stupid and infuriating.

Thanks :)

[dreadlessrabbit]

Club Shine Poster

[Repost from Instagram]

[yourlocalsoviet]

This is a rant. Read at your own discretion.

I saw a post a while ago saying Yakuza has become a slop series. And as much as this pains me to see, I have to agree. RGG has taken the once serious Japanese political crime thriller and has turned it into a homunculus of its former self. From over extending its first protagonist's spot in the front because they simply cannot let a new protagonist take the lead to hiring a LITERAL SEX OFFENDER, and then of course disgracing Masayoshi Tanimura because of a simple mix up over CANDY (I miss you Tanimura :( ), they've lost all of the respect I once held for them. I remember when Kiwami 3 was initially announced I was EXCITED because I LOVED Yakuza 3's story and characters. But from the needless redesign of Rikiya, to the STUPID inclusion of the weird fucking segway vehicles from IW, and of course them hiring Teruyuki Kagawa as Goh Hamazaki, I soon lost the motivation to want to play it. After what I saw with Pirate Yakuza, the hope I had for the series has lost its shine, and I'm extremely disappointed at RGG and Masayoshi for this. However, I do know the former director of RGG, Toshihiro Nagoshi, is making a Yakuza-esq game called Gang of Dragon that I've been loosely keeping an eye on, so I'm excited for that.

RGG needs to lock the FUCK in and stop hiring criminals/scumbags, let Ichiban take the front for once instead of inserting Kiryu, and let the goddamn series breathe for once instead of having overly goofy tones. It's all fucking stupid and infuriating.

Thanks :)

[tarmitosis]

waiting to hear from the guy who was watching gay porn when he got jumpscared by a charlie kirk lookalike

[tarmitosis]

waiting to hear from the guy who was watching gay porn when he got jumpscared by a charlie kirk lookalike

[fabiansociety]

rgg’s insistence in hiring a sexual abuser to act in kiwami 3 because his abusiveness will lend authenticity to the performance really only works if they let takaya kuroda beat the shit out of him with a real life bicycle

[fabiansociety]

rgg’s insistence in hiring a sexual abuser to act in kiwami 3 because his abusiveness will lend authenticity to the performance really only works if they let takaya kuroda beat the shit out of him with a real life bicycle

[fabiansociety]

rgg’s insistence in hiring a sexual abuser to act in kiwami 3 because his abusiveness will lend authenticity to the performance really only works if they let takaya kuroda beat the shit out of him with a real life bicycle

[fabiansociety]

rgg’s insistence in hiring a sexual abuser to act in kiwami 3 because his abusiveness will lend authenticity to the performance really only works if they let takaya kuroda beat the shit out of him with a real life bicycle