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quasi-normalcy

I love the way that Star Trek fans just accept that Galaxy Quest is part of the film franchise.

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Galaxy Quest is what i imagine people would be like if star trek suddenly became real tomorrow.

frompawntoqueen

Galaxy Quest as voted the 7th best Star Trek movie out of 13

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HELL FUCKING YES

HELL. FUCKING. YES.

idimmadontgiveashit

YOU GO MOMMA

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Alicja Zmyslowska is a pet photographer based in Poland that takes incredibly vibrant and lively portraits of dogs for a living.

paige-forsyth

this is the only dog reblog you will ever need

mothsplaining

I love her stuff. #GOALS

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heavy-hearted-prince

gnarly

when your legs dont work like they used to before

annneboleyns

Adam Hills rant about Rupert Murdochs Charlie Hebdo tweets

truckletheuncivilengineer-deact

I will get behind almost anything that concludes with describing the oldest, whitest, richest scumbag on earth a “Massive fuck knuckle”.

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i’m laughing sooo hard @ my dad’s denial of how fat our dog is lmao

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gnarlymoose

his laugh is stored in a special place in my heart

caddy-smashing

THIS CANNOT BE REAL LMAO

oomshi

If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica

iwatchforher

Period Poem

fullmetalbukkake-deactivated201

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

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onlyleigh

"There’s a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that that’s all some people have? It isn’t much, but it’s better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan."

-sullivan’s Travels

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This is literally what I tried to do through my entire time at college, and yet my teachers still yelled at me about not trying to ham-fist meaning into my art an animations.

naamahdarling

I’ve watched so many Good For You (TM) movies, so many that people recommended like prescriptions.

Not a single one of those, not a single one, gave me the emotional response of, say, Pacific Rim.

I don’t care what you think of that specific example, I just want to say that sometimes stupid escapist ridiculousness is exactly what the world needs.

"People don’t want the truth! They want opiates! They’re just sheep! They don’t care about my Important Meaningful Insights!"

Yeah, no, fuck off. My life is kind of difficult, I’ve been suicidal, I’m hella poor, I’m mentally ill, things aren’t rosy. I don’t want your fucking Saving Private Ryans. I don’t want your Brokeback Mountains.

I want Pacific Rim. I want The Rocketeer. I want Enchanted.

Because my life contains enough truth. Too much truth.

Take me away from that truth. Don’t dice it up, garnish it, and serve it back to me.

Take me away. That’s the real challenge. That’s the only art I really want anymore.

ialmostdos

Then vs. Now

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What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing trying to steal everyone's land or money.