ours is not a caravan of despair.

kristen in colorado. dogblogging (derogatory).

[madeleinejubileesaito]

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[nefja]

Training to play extra dead

[mothsplaining]

So the reason I’m here for a minute is to find out whomst among us is over at bluesky? I’m not ready to fully plunge myself back into the online world but part of me is also like “hey maybe now is not the time to be so disconnected from a community that was once deeply fulfilling”

brindleandfawn.bsky.social is me if you wanna connect in a low-stakes way

[mothsplaining]

hot takes? i want to see Not takes. don’t fucking post

[mothsplaining]

hello after 5 years. past me was hilarious what the fuck

[mothsplaining]

i promise it’s safe to assume i’m fine lmao but Thanks for concern and etc etc

(i deleted tumblr app from my phone intending to take october off from it +  limiting laptop use to work stuff, but like. i have some things/habits/screw-ups i still need to fix in my life (and various inboxes) and those realistically aren’t gonna all turn around with just a month’s break from social media so

I’M FINE just gonna not be around til i get my shit straight for realsies! it’s chill! :)

[mothsplaining]

[mothsplaining]

you guys deserve the high resolution photo to observe all his spotty glory

DILUTEY PATOOTIE!!!!!!!1

[mothsplaining]

but can you really tag it #modernfarmhouse on instagerm if you don’t have a 16x20 black & white canvas print of a highland cow on the mantle? :/

[arahir]

"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

[mothsplaining]

And my personal favorite:

[mothsplaining]

[arlo-venn]

Sincerest apologies for having to reach out again, but I have these three very important bills due this week and I only have $2.06 left to my name. If you’re able, would you consider donating to help me pay for my direct primary care doctor, storage unit that holds all my treasures, and my car insurance, I would be BIG thankful ❤️

I need $300.63 total, and I can update as donations come in so y’all know when I reach that goal.

Venmo: @remywolfe

CashApp: $remywolfe

PayPal: [email protected] or paypal.me/wolfstephollow

FB Pay: Remy Wolfe (facebook.com/issueghost)

ApplePay: 4805199559

[smolmeg]

wake up babe new jesus just dropped

[bizarrobrain]

“Love your enemies! For they are tasty! Prey on those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting as true children of your Father in heaven. For he gives his waters to both the evil and the good, and he sends storms on the just and the unjust alike.”

[bullyshark]

Some sneak peaks sent to me by my lovely photographer friend from Shark's 1.5 year old photoshoot, I am so excited for these!

[sweetoothgirl]

chai spiced maple sugar cookies with browned butter frosting

[softwaring]

🍁🍂🍁🍁 me, screaming the entire time: wow i love fall

[softwaring]

also saw a moose! they’re so huge and it’s their rutting season so i was afraid it’d be aggressive but it ran off and tried to hide behind a tree lmao thankfully 🤐 now i’ve seen a grizzly, black bear, moose, elk, deer, tons of other small critters and birds!

[mothsplaining]

me, nearly in tears, kissing arya’s dumb muzz as she hovers over me and slaps me in the face: youre a pumpkin cookie! you’re a PUMPKIN Cookie! YOURE A PUMPKIN COOKIE!!!!!! 🎃🍪🎃🍪🎃🍪🎃🍪🎃

[country-toads]

[mothsplaining]

OH, HELLO! 🍊

[mothsplaining]

me, nearly in tears, kissing arya’s dumb muzz as she hovers over me and slaps me in the face: youre a pumpkin cookie! you’re a PUMPKIN Cookie! YOURE A PUMPKIN COOKIE!!!!!! 🎃🍪🎃🍪🎃🍪🎃🍪🎃

[fullcravings]

Sugar Cookie Bars