happy birthday, baby (a take a bite drabble) | myg
✧ PAIRING !! yoongi x fem!reader
✧ SUMMARY !! You know your husband hates surprises. And parties. And anything involving the words "surprise" or "party." Still, after a remarkable year for his career and as the father of your child, you're determined to do something special for his thirty-third birthday. Even if it's a week late.
✧ TAGS/WARNINGS !! NSFW, MDNI (18+), return of tab!couple a.k.a. my favorite milf and dilf duo, return of tab!seokjin as well because i missed him (he's an uncle!), yoongi is wearing glasses and a leather jacket and it's a Problem, basically the video hobi posted on his ig story if it took place a week after yoongi's birthday, aqua glossdebut pushes the girl dad!yoongi agenda once again, min penny is THREE YEARS OLD!!!, and the tannies are her babysitters, genius lab shenanigans, spanking as punishment, dirty talk, slight D/s dynamics, oral (f. receiving), vaginal fingering, talk of pregnancy both past and future???, unprotected sex, lmk if i missed anything
✧ WORDCOUNT !! 9.3k
✧ AUTHOR’S NOTE !! uhhh... happy belated birthday yoongi 💀 i know this couple is OLD NEWS but i've been working on this since hobi posted this fucking video on ig because it just screeeeamed tab!yoongi to me. so enjoy approx. 3k words of cuteness followed by approx. 6k words of pure filth as an arirang week/late yoongi day treat from me! if you haven't read take a bite and all of its extras, you may be a little lost so i encourage you to do so before proceeding!
p.s. i rushed to finish this to have it posted by tonight so although @yoonmetogether was kind enough to beta read for me, there may still be mistakes <3 if you see any, no you don't
Yoongi is going to hate this.
You know your husband very well—he’s an introvert, through and through. In fact, you wouldn’t be surprised to find out that he planned his out-of-country trip last week specifically to avoid this kind of thing. But his friends are persistent, his coworkers are always down for a party, and his wife? Well, you’re considering this an act of revenge.
You let it pass then, on the actual day—Yoongi did video call at midnight your time, just like he promised he would. His eyes crinkled fondly on your phone screen as you pointed the camera at his daughter, conked out in her brand new big-girl bed he had put together only days prior. Once you quietly shut the door to Penny’s room and slipped into yours, he updated you on how his trip was going, promising souvenirs for “both of my girls.” He even humored you while you whined about how big the bed felt without him, all the great birthday sex he was missing out on.
But, still—out of town on his own birthday? He had this shit coming.
Besides, he’ll pretend he hates it—again, you know your husband—but he deserves to be celebrated. He’s had a great year, after all. Both of you have.
You were officially promoted to music section editor of Look Here in the fall—a job that you were essentially already doing, but now you have the title (and the pay!) to go along with it.
After years of kicking the idea around in his brain, Yoongi finally pulled the trigger and released an album of his very own. It was hard, of course. There were nights where he sat at the piano long after midnight, fingers hovering over the keys like they were strangers. Where he muttered about being too old to start something new, about people expecting one thing from him and nothing else. Where he told you, quietly, that maybe the album would just live on his laptop forever.
When awards season came around, you made good use of your press pass—both for work and to proudly (tearfully) watch your husband win in every single category he was nominated in.
He thought it would amount to nothing, and now the damn thing has awards. And a tour proposal. And a rolodex of industry people blowing up his phone every five minutes, while Yoongi sends them to voicemail so he can finish cutting up an apple for his daughter.
Because on top of all the great strides you’ve both made in your professional lives, Penny’s wellbeing has never fallen by the wayside.
It was something you both worried about in the beginning. With such demanding jobs, how could either of you raise a child without giving something up? And yes, of course there have been sacrifices. Yoongi’s eomma has come in clutch more than once, whisking Penny away for a weekend with halmeoni and halabeoji when work gets too crazy. But you’ve made an effort to write from home when it’s possible. Yoongi has said no to projects that would put him on the other side of the world for the better part of a year. Both of you have done your very best to be there, to ensure Penny grows up in a loving home with two present parents.
You still remember the first time Penny toddled across the living room on unsteady legs, arms outstretched like a tiny drunk person trying to maintain balance. Yoongi had frozen where he sat on the floor, eyes wide, like he was afraid any sudden movement might throw her off. When she crashed into his chest with a quiet ‘oof,’ he looked over at you with that same stunned expression he gets when a song finally clicks into place.
“Did you see that?” he’d asked, amazed.
As if you could have missed it.
There are dozens of moments like that tucked into the corners of your memory. Penny’s first birthday cake smeared across Yoongi’s black shirt. The time she insisted on sitting in his lap while he worked in the studio, smacking random piano keys with chubby little fingers. The way she now insists that appa gives the best bedtime stories because he does all the silly voices.
It’s a good life. A busy one, chaotic, occasionally exhausting—but so, so good.
Which is exactly why this party matters.
Yoongi’s flight landed late last night. So late that you didn’t get a chance to welcome him home properly. You barely stirred when he finally slipped into bed beside you, although you have a groggy memory—the faint smell of travel clinging to his clothes as he shed them, the dip of your mattress, and then the warmth of his body next to yours.
When your alarm went off a few hours later, Yoongi looked just as tired as you felt. His hair was flattened on one side, the crease of the pillow still faintly pressed into his cheek. You leaned down to kiss him.
“Happy birthday, old man,” you murmured against his mouth.
He made a soft, sleepy noise, hand lifting to cup the back of your neck as he kissed you back. You hadn’t seen each other in a week, so despite how tired you both were, it was the kind of kiss that made it very tempting to call in sick.
“Thanks,” he mumbled, voice gravelly from sleep. “You’re leaving already?”
“Mhm. Early start,” you sighed, brushing your thumb along the line of his jaw. “You’re on Penny duty today. Is that cool?”
“Mmm. I’ll just bring her to the studio with me.”
You laughed. “Good luck with that.”
He pouted as you pulled away to slip out of bed. “She likes the studio!”
You snorted, opening up the closet doors and rifling through the hangers. “She likes the studio because you let her press buttons she shouldn’t.”
“I’ve gotta get her started young, baby,” he teased, reaching for you. “Come back here so I can love on you a little before you go.”
This fucking guy, you thought. “You’re going to make me late,” you said, making a shooing motion with your hands. But you were unable to mask your smile as you gathered your chosen garments. “Go back to bed.”
By the time you finished getting dressed, you could hear Penny’s bedroom door creaking open down the hall, followed by Yoongi’s sleepy voice greeting her with a soft, “morning, baby.”
Now, hours later, you’re leaning against the mirrored wall of the company’s spacious practice room, arms folded loosely as you watch the chaos that you (partially!) orchestrated unfold.
You’ve been here for over an hour helping set everything up.
“Casual” was the goal, but when a room full of musicians and producers decides to throw a birthday party—even a belated one—casual apparently includes a mountain of food, two cakes, an ill-advised amount of alcohol for a weekday evening, and more people crammed into a rehearsal space than fire safety regulations probably allow. Although most of that may be the fault of six men who have become something of a second family to you over the years.
Speaking of Yoongi’s friends, Namjoon gave the five-minute warning before he slipped out to retrieve the birthday boy, and that was already four minutes ago. Any minute now, Yoongi will walk in. Taehyung and Jeongguk hurriedly straighten the banner taped to the mirror. Seokjin crouches next to the cake, trying to relight two stubborn candles, while Jimin dims the overhead lights a little more. Hoseok readies his phone camera. You push off the wall just enough to see the door better.
Right on cue, the handle turns.
The door slides open and as soon as Yoongi steps in, Penny perched comfortably in his arms, the room erupts.
“SAENG IL CHUKHA HAMNIDA!”
Voices overlap, loud and off-key, clapping echoing as the entire room launches into song. Nearly every phone in the room records him from every possible angle, flashes turning on one by one until the whole room is dotted with bright white lights. The mirrored walls bounce the glow everywhere, multiplying it so Yoongi looks like he’s standing in the center of a tiny paparazzi storm.
You watch, painfully charmed by how cute your husband is.
Not to mention unfairly hot. Black beanie pulled over his hair, thin silver glasses slipping down the bridge of his nose. A leather jacket layered over a simple white tee that makes him look effortlessly cool—and somehow deeply, painfully shy at the same time.
All of that, with your baby girl in his arms—it should honestly be illegal. You’re a lucky woman.
Hoseok runs around him in circles, cackling as Yoongi adjusts the delighted, squealing toddler on his hip.
“Ah—” Yoongi bows his head over and over in thanks, looking mildly pained as two of his coworkers bring forward a huge cake, little doodles piped on top in black icing: music notes, a black cat, a crown—like someone tried to summarize Yoongi in dessert form. “I’m not good at these things!”
You swear your heart does the same ridiculous little flutter it did when you first met him.
Everyone ignores his protests, and Yoongi sighs like a man accepting his fate, shifting Penny higher on his hip so she can see the candles flickering on top of the cake. Penny leans forward with serious concentration, puffing her cheeks as if preparing for the most important task of her life.
“Ready?” Yoongi murmurs to her. She nods vigorously, and together they blow, Penny’s enthusiastic little puff doing absolutely nothing while Yoongi takes care of the rest. The flames flicker and disappear into smoke, the room erupting into cheers all over again.
Right as Yoongi straightens, Hoseok gleefully swoops in to get a close-up of the birthday boy.
“Yah—hajima! Hajimaaa!” Yoongi whines, cheeks flushed, while Penny giggles at the chaos.
The song collapses into laughter and chatter, and the room finally loosens its grip on him. Phones lower and someone cranks the lights back up a notch. The crowd splinters into smaller clusters, half of them swarming the table for plates and plastic forks, the other half making a beeline for the alcohol.
You see the exact moment Yoongi realizes you’re here. His entire expression changes, the embarrassment melting away to be replaced by a knowing, suspicious squint. You lift your brows, and he huffs through his nose, shaking his head.
You push yourself off the wall and walk toward him through the crowd, smiling with zero guilt or fucks given. When you reach him, you lean in to kiss his cheek.
“Happy birthday, baby,” you say sweetly. He smells so good. Has he always smelled so good?
Yoongi glances at you sideways, lips upturned slightly. “You.”
You point at yourself, feigning innocence. “Me?”
Before he can say anything else, Penny suddenly twists in his arms with a sharp little whine. “Appa, cake!”
Yoongi looks down at her. “Hold on, baby—”
“Cake,” she repeats, more firmly this time, pointing with intense determination toward the table where people are already cutting slices.
“You’ve gotta wait your turn,” he tells her patiently.
“Caaaaaake!” The whine stretches, her little legs kicking slightly against his hip, and like a pastry-fueled Beetlejuice, Seokjin appears out of nowhere.
“I heard cake!” he announces cheerfully.
Penny immediately reaches for him, stars in her eyes. “Uncle Jinnie!”
Seokjin clutches his chest like he’s been struck by pure love. “My favorite niece! Look at you! You’ve grown since the last time I saw you.”
“Two weeks ago,” Yoongi says flatly.
“Kids grow fast, Yoongi-yah. Even I know that,” Seokjin scoffs, then beams at Penny. “Do you want Uncle Jinnie to acquire cake for you? Because I am very powerful. I have connections.”
Penny nods with grave intensity. “Cake.”
Seokjin leans in, stage-whispering like he’s sharing state secrets. “What kind of cake? Extra frosting? Just frosting? Tell me. Tell me your dreams.”
“Fros-ting,” Penny says, drawing it out as best as her little mouth can manage.
Yoongi’s head tilts back a fraction, blinking at the ceiling for patience. “No.”
“No,” Yoongi repeats, looking between them. Poor guy. He might as well be defusing a bomb. “She can have cake. She cannot just have frosting.”
Penny’s lower lip begins to wobble on cue, eyes going shiny with practiced accuracy.
“Oh my god,” you murmur, delighted. “Seokjin’s been teaching her shit.”
“I do not—” Yoongi starts, then cuts himself off when Penny’s wobble escalates into a tiny, furious whimper. His jaw tightens. “Okay, okay. Penny.”
Seokjin drops to her eye level, voice syrupy. “Penny, sweetie. Don’t cry. Uncle Jinnie will protect you.”
Yoongi points at him without looking away from Penny. “Do not start.”
“I’m just saying,” Seokjin says innocently, “if a child requests frosting on her appa’s birthday, who are we to deny—”
“We are her parents,” Yoongi deadpans. “We deny things all the time.”
Penny jabs a finger at the cake table again, supremely pissed off. “Cake now.”
Seokjin gasps. “Did you hear that? She said now. She’s showing such promising signs of leadership, Yoongi-yah!”
Yoongi stares at him. “It’s impatience.”
“You say potato, I say po-tah-to,” Seokjin says, and then he turns his bright smile back to Penny. “Okay. Uncle Jinnie will get you cake, but we have to be polite.”
Penny blinks.
Yoongi huffs. “Say please, baby.”
“Peas,” Penny supplies promptly.
Seokjin looks like he might cry. “She said peas. I’m ruined.”
Yoongi looks between the two of them, clearly weighing his options. “You’re not giving her half the cake,” he warns.
Seokjin gasps in mock offense. “What kind of uncle do you think I am?”
“The exact kind that would do that.”
“Wow. No trust.”
“PEAS JINNIE CAKE!” Penny shouts.
Yoongi exhales through his nose and carefully transfers her over. “Small piece.”
“Of course.”
Yoongi squints at him, but before he can add anything else, Seokjin grins innocently and immediately carries Penny off toward the cake table while she chants “cake cake cake!”
You watch them go, shaking your head. “That’s a mistake.”
“Yeah,” Yoongi sighs, watching them retreat. “She’s going to be bouncing off the walls tonight.”
For the first time since he walked in, his arms are empty. Suddenly, it’s just the two of you standing there in the middle of the noisy room.
You cross your arms loosely, tilting your head at him. “Y’know, you can pretend to be annoyed all you want,” you say.
Yoongi raises an eyebrow. “But?”
“But,” you continue smugly, “I know you. You’re a softie.”
He snorts. “A softie.”
“Yes,” you confirm.
Yoongi studies you for a moment, eyes narrowing behind his glasses. Then he smirks. “You want to test that theory?”
Your brows lift. “And how exactly would I do that?”
“Keep pushing me and see what happens,” he says evenly. “I’ll put you over my knee later if you’re not careful.”
You gasp, one hand flying to your chest like a scandalized Victorian woman. “Min Yoongi!”
“That,” Yoongi says as he points towards Seokjin and your daughter, whose mouth is already smeared with frosting, “is your fault, for the record.”
“How!” you say, offended.
He stares at you, thoroughly unimpressed. “Seriously? We’re seriously going to do this?”
“I seriously have no idea what you’re talking about,” you huff. “What exactly are you accusing me of, huh?”
He raises his eyebrows and looks around, as if just that is answer enough. Which it is.
“I did not plan this party,” you insist.
“Uh-huh.”
“I didn’t!”
“Y’know, liars get worse punishments than a spanking.”
You sputter, indignant—if not a little dizzy from the implication. “You realize we’re in a room full of colleagues, right?” you hiss, eyes bouncing in every direction. “Both yours and mine?”
Yoongi tsks. “Should’ve thought about that before you ambushed me.”
“You are such a fucking drama queen. Nobody ambushed you—”
“You wanna try that again?” he asks, head angling to the side.
Oh, he’s serious. He’s seriously thinking about spanking you over this—or worse.
God, you missed him.
You swallow thickly. “I… may have…”
“Mhmmmmm,” he hums, not even trying to mask his amusement at the look on your face.
“...facilitated,” you continue. “Just a little bit!”
“Say more.”
“It wasn’t my idea,” you whine, lips pulled into a pout. “But you’ve had such an amazing year! I wanted you to feel celebrated, and loved—and okay, yeah! Maybe I was a little pissed you decided to fly to fucking Tokyo on your actual birthday—”
Suddenly there are hands on your waist, effectively putting a stop to your rant and coaxing you closer.
“Jagiya,” Yoongi purrs, and oh. Yep. You’re swooning a little. Your body pathetically, instinctually gravitates towards his, like it always does when he speaks in that tone.
“Yeah?” you breathe, tirade forgotten as he presses a chaste kiss to your cheek.
“If it wasn’t your idea,” he murmurs, gently tucking your hair behind your ear so he can kiss your jaw next, “then whose was it?”
PURE! EVIL!
You pull back, scandalized all over again. “You wanna turn your wife into a rat?”
“You wanna be able to walk tomorrow?”
Ha.
“No, not really,” you say immediately, completely unashamed.
Yoongi laughs, delighted by you. “Tell me anyway.”
You groan and pinch the bridge of your nose. Whatever. It was bound to come out, anyway, and you’d really like the interrogation part of this exchange to end so you can get to the spanking part. And the fucking part.
“Hoseok,” you sigh.
“Of course. I should’ve known.”
“You really didn’t like it?” you ask, frowning.
“Nah, I’m just fucking around,” Yoongi says, soothing your worries with a third kiss, this time on the crease between your brows. “You’re absolutely right. I’m a softie. It was embarrassing, yeah, but sweet.”
The little line of worry smooths immediately, and you sigh in relief. “Okay, good.”
“If Hoseok asks, though, I’m furious.”
“Oh, obviously,” you agree. “And if he asks you, I didn’t say a word.”
“Your secret is safe with me, rat.”
You shove his shoulder, but it’s weak. Mostly because he’s still holding your waist, thumbs slowly brushing the sides of your ribs through the fabric of your blouse like he’s rediscovering a favorite instrument after time away.
“You’re insufferable,” you mutter.
“Mm,” Yoongi hums, leaning closer so his nose grazes the line of your neck. “Missed you too.”
Your stomach does an embarrassing little flip.
It’s stupid, honestly. You’ve been together long enough that you should be immune to this—the warmth of his breath against your ear, the casual way his body crowds yours like he has every right to occupy your space.
Which he does. But still.
You nudge his chest with your knuckles. “You’ve been home for less than twelve hours and you’re already threatening me with corporal punishment.”
Yoongi lifts his head and looks down at you over the rim of his glasses, unimpressed.
“Threatening?” His mouth curves slowly. “Baby, that was a promise. One I intend to make good on in about five minutes.”
You were hoping that was the case, but still—you gulp. Comically.
“Oh,” you say dumbly. “But the party…”
He scoffs. “I’ve stayed long enough.”
“Less than half an hour?”
“Yup,” he replies, popping the p. You roll your eyes.
“And the baby?” you murmur, glancing over his shoulder toward the cake table.
Across the room, Penny sits on Seokjin’s hip with a paper plate the size of her face, one small fist buried in a mound of icing while the other clutches a plastic fork she has absolutely no intention of using. Jeongguk and Hoseok coo at her like she’s the cutest thing they’ve ever seen, snapping photo after photo that you’re sure will be blowing up your phone later.
“The baby,” Yoongi says, “has six uncles in the room who are perfectly capable of keeping her out of harm’s way for a bit.”
Wow. He must really want to fuck you. He’d never say that about his friends otherwise.
“Besides,” he continues, squeezing your waist to draw your attention back to him, “I have another baby that needs tending to. Don’t I?”
Godddddddd.
Your eyes flutter shut without your permission. “Mhm,” you hum, nodding pathetically. “Please.”
Yoongi chuckles. “Don’t worry, jagi,” he coos. “I’ll take care of you. C’mon.”
He gives your waist one last squeeze before he steers you through the room, guiding you with an easy, proprietary pressure at the small of your back. Luckily, everyone is too busy drinking, laughing, or fawning over Penny to notice the two of you slipping out of the room. You’re sure the looks on your faces would hide zilch.
The music from the practice room dulls behind the door once Yoongi pushes into the corridor, and your pulse kicks up more and more with each step toward his studio.
A very tense elevator ride later, you reach the heavy door. Yoongi pulls a black keycard from the inside pocket of his jacket. The lock whirs, and he ushers you inside.
The door clicks shut, bathing you both in silence—the kind only studios seem to have, padded walls swallowing outside noise until the room feels like its own little universe.
Your heart kicks harder in your chest when he steps forward, closing the small distance between you. One hand lifts to cradle the side of your face, thumb brushing your cheek like he’s confirming you’re real.
“You have any idea,” Yoongi says quietly, “how annoying it is to spend a week alone in a hotel room when I know what’s waiting for me at home?”
You laugh under your breath. “You were working.”
“Yeah.” His thumb drags over your lower lip. “Still annoying.”
You kiss him before he can keep talking, grabbing the front of his shirt and pulling him down to you. The kiss starts soft but turns hungry almost immediately, both of you making up for the time apart.
When your lips finally part, you’re both breathing a little heavier. His forehead rests against yours. You can practically feel the moment where your mind syncs up with his.
“Birthday sex,” you say breathlessly.
“Birthday sex,” Yoongi agrees.
Then he exhales through his nose and reluctantly lets you go, taking a step back like he’s forcing himself to slow down for half a second. He looks around the studio, eyes bouncing over the equipment and furniture like he’s mentally deciding exactly where he wants you.
He slips off his jacket, then his beanie, tossing both onto the console as he ruffles his hair, then slides his glasses off and sets them gently next to the pile. You silently mourn the loss, but you have bigger fish to fry, honestly.
“C’mere,” he says, lazily waving you over to his desk with two fingers.
You step closer, but before you can say anything, his hands land on your hips and turn you around in one smooth motion.
“Oh,” you say faintly, surprised when you really shouldn’t be.
“Yeah,” he murmurs behind you, almost mockingly. “Oh.”
His palm settles at the small of your back, guiding you forward until the edge of the desk presses lightly against your thighs.
“Do you need me to remind you why this is happening?”
You press your hands flat to the desk, pretending to think. You don’t particularly feel like making this easy on him, so you say, “because I threw my loving husband a surprise birthday party?”
Yoongi snorts. “Try again.”
“Celebrated his many accomplishments?”
“Mhm.”
“Rightfully called him out for being a drama queen?”
His hand slides up your spine and firmly pushes you down until your chest meets the desk. You squeak.
“You’re just racking them up, huh?” You can practically hear the smirk in his voice.
“Okay, okay!” you laugh breathlessly. “I may have helped ambush you.”
“That’s better.”
His hands smooth over your hips, thumbs brushing slow circles through the fabric of your skirt before dragging it up entirely to expose your ass.
“You know,” he says thoughtfully, “most people would apologize right about now.”
You turn your head just enough to glance back at him over your shoulder.
“Well,” you say, lifting your chin a little, “I’m not that sorry.”
The corner of his mouth twitches. “You asked for it.”
There’s a pause, one heavy second where the room feels very, very quiet.
Then his hand lands on your ass with a sharp smack. You gasp, lurching forward.
Yoongi’s palm lingers where it landed, thumbing gently at the sudden sting blooming across your skin. The sensation radiates outward, sharp at first, then melting into a pleasant, humming heat.
“Still not sorry?” he asks mildly.
Your cheek presses against the desk beneath you, your hair spilling across the surface as you try to gather your composure. “Nope,” you manage, breath a little shaky. “Not really.”
He hums. “Too bad.”
Another smack lands, harder this time. You let out a surprised, pleased gasp that dissolves into a soft moan with each impact that follows. “Fuuuck, Yoongi—”
“You know,” he says conversationally behind you, like you’re discussing grocery lists instead of this, “I leave for one week.”
Smack!
“And suddenly my wife is conspiring with my friends.”
Smack!
“To publicly humiliate me.”
Smacksmacksmack!
You moan again, half laughing, half overwhelmed. “It was a loving humiliation!”
“Ah.” His thumb presses into a particularly tender spot he just hit and you hiss. “Is that what we’re calling it?”
You can’t take it anymore. You can’t. Your ass is raw, you’re so wet you can feel it soaking through your panties, smearing on your inner thighs. If he doesn’t touch you soon, you might cry. He’s only been torturing you for a few minutes, but your body has felt his absence for seven impossibly long days.
Doesn’t he know a week without him feels like an eternity?
“Yoongiiiiiii,” you whine pathetically. “I’m sorry, okay? I’ll never throw you a party again, just—please touch me.”
Yoongi goes very still behind you, the silence stretching just long enough to make you nervous before a quiet laugh leaves him, more breath than sound.
“Listen to you,” he says, voice laced with amusement. “You weren’t sorry at all just a minute ago.”
You squirm, shamelessly pushing your ass back against his crotch. “I’ve had a change of heart.”
“Clearly.”
You’re about to complain again, or beg—whichever comes first—when his palm finally slips slowly between your thighs, nudging them apart. The movement steals the protest right out of your mouth. You whimper instead, hips instinctively rolling back into the warmth of his hand.
“Already this worked up?” he teases as his fingers trace the damp line of your clothed cunt, feeling the heat that’s been building there since he bent you over his desk. “All I did was spank you.”
“You’ve been gone a week.”
“Mm.” He cups you properly now, the delicious pressure enough to make your eyes momentarily roll back. “Missed me that much?”
“Yes,” you admit immediately.
Yoongi exhales a quiet laugh against the back of your neck. “Cute.”
Clearly taking pity on you, he yanks your panties down in one quick motion, leaving them tangled around your thighs. The pads of his fingers slide through your slickness before finding purchase on your clit, rubbing exactly how you like it.
“God, yes,” you moan. Your forehead drops to the desk with a dull thud, earning an amused huff behind you.
“Yeah?” he murmurs near your ear. Your hips rock back helplessly against his hand. “That feel better?”
You nod. “Mhmmm.”
“Good,” he says softly. But then the bastard pulls his fingers away entirely.
You gasp in outrage. “Yoongi!”
He smacks your ass again, smearing your own arousal on your skin. “Up.”
There’s no point pretending you’re not going to listen, so you push yourself upright on shaky legs and hop onto the edge, hissing slightly when your tender flesh meets unyielding wood.
“You okay?”
“I’m fine,” you assure him softly, yanking impatiently at the hem of his shirt to coax him closer. “I like it.”
Yoongi chuckles, allowing you to pull him between your thighs. He pushes them gently apart until you’re spread open for him, skirt tucked up and panties dangling uselessly from one ankle.
“I know you do,” he says, amused. “You’re dripping all over my desk.”
“Do something about it,” you goad, reaching for his belt. “C’mon.”
Your fingers barely brush the buckle before he catches your wrist. The look on his face makes your stomach flip—dark eyes half-lidded, attention fixed entirely on the slick mess between your thighs like he’s already imagining all the things he wants to do with it. “Not yet.”
You pout. “What do you mean not yet?”
Instead of answering, his thumb brushes over the inside of your thigh, collecting a little of the slick there before dragging it higher. He swears under his breath.
You shiver. “C’mon,” you repeat. You can hear yourself starting to get whiny again. “Want you to fuck me.”
Yoongi hums. “I will. Just…” He trails off, tonguing the inside of his cheek as he gazes at your pussy. “I wanna do something first.”
Your breath catches as he sinks down to his knees in front of you. Oh.
“Wait,” you protest weakly, looking down at him. “Shouldn’t I be doing something for you? It’s your birthday.”
“Trust me,” he rasps, guiding your legs over his shoulders, “this is absolutely for me.”
He leans in and presses an open-mouthed kiss right where you’re dripping—and then licks into you properly, a long, warm stroke from your opening up to your clit.
“Ohhhhh, shit, Yoongi,” you moan.
His eyes flick up to watch your reaction as his tongue slips between your folds and pushes inside just enough to make your hips jerk forward. You look down at him, already wrecked.
You’ve gotta hand it to him—your husband certainly knows how to play to his strengths. You’ve never met a guy so passionate about giving head. Eating pussy is one of the many things that he excels at, a level of skill that can only be achieved by clocking in lots and lots and lots of hours. Which Yoongi does. All the time. Happily.
It’s almost enough to make you forget how badly you need to be fucked.
“So good,” you manage, voice shaking.
“Mm-hmm,” he hums in response, the vibration pressed straight into your sensitive bud. His hands slide up to spread you open with his thumbs, exposing your clit more while he licks over it again and again until your head tips back.
Your toes curl inside your shoes as your hips start to move on their own, chasing his tongue while soft, helpless sounds keep slipping out of your throat. Your orgasm feels impossibly close already, especially when he pulls your clit between his lips and sucks.
“Mm, Yoongi,” you moan, grabbing at his hair to stop him, “wait.”
Yoongi lifts his head immediately, mouth and chin glistening. He wipes it with the back of his hand, looking up at you with a crooked smirk. “You don’t seriously want me to stop, do you?”
He looks so pleased with himself. The sight of him down there between your legs, lips swollen, hair mussed, erection straining enticingly against the crotch of his jeans.
As tempted as you may be to let him keep going…
“Up,” you pant, nudging his shoulder with your knee.
He stands, surprisingly without much protest, and you shakily lower yourself down from the desk. You pull him a few steps toward the big rolling chair in front of the console and press lightly at his chest.
Yoongi drops into it, his legs spreading naturally as he leans into the backrest. His arms drape lazily along the armrests, but his eyes stay locked on you, sharp and curious.
“You want something, jagiya?” he asks, tilting his head.
You step between his knees. “Yeah,” you say. Your hands go to his belt, the metal buckle giving a soft clink as you start working it loose. “Want this dick.”
Yoongi’s eyebrows lift slightly. “Well,” he murmurs, voice low with interest, “you better come and get it, then.”
Man, he does not have to tell you twice.
You pull the belt free and tug open the waistband of his jeans. The button pops open under your fingers, then the zipper slides down.
Yoongi inhales through his nose when your hand slips inside his briefs, closing around the thick length of him. “Yeah,” he grunts under his breath.
Your cunt clenches in anticipation. He’s already fully hard, thick and warm in your palm. Your thumb brushes over the head, smearing the bead of precum that’s already gathered there.
You bite your lip, watching the way his jaw tightens as you stroke him slowly, squeezing a little on the upstroke the way you know he likes.
His head tips back slightly against the chair, and you lean down slowly, dragging your lips along the line of his jaw until you reach his ear. “Missed you so much.”
“Did you.”
“Mhm.” Your fingers wrap a little firmer around him, enough that his stomach tightens under his shirt. “Thought about it in bed all week.” You press a soft kiss just below his ear, reveling in the way he shivers. “Tried taking care of it myself a couple times.”
“Yeah?” he rasps, and you try to stifle your glee from how affected he sounds.
“But it’s not the same,” you purr. “Never is.”
His fingers flex against the armrests of the chair like he’s trying not to grab you.
“I get so used to you,” you continue, your lips grazing the shell of his ear, “sliding inside me before I’m even fully awake.” Your thumb drags slowly over the head of his cock again, making him hiss. “Fucking me to sleep every night.”
Yoongi can only hum in acknowledgement, so tense he looks like he’s about to snap. Good. Fuck, you want him to snap. You want him to make good on his threat from earlier and fuck you until you can’t walk straight.
“I get so frustrated when you’re gone,” you whisper. “It’s miserable, baby. Nothing feels right. My fingers don’t feel like you. My toys don’t feel like you.” You nip at his earlobe, spurred on by the stuttered breath that escapes his lips. “Nothing fills me up like your cock.”
His tongue drags along the inside of his cheek. “Careful,” he mutters.
You smile sweetly and squeeze him again. “Why?” you murmur, watching the way his throat works when he swallows. “You’re the one who made me like this. Got me used to it. Got me spoiled. Now I can’t even fall asleep without you inside me.”
That seems to do the trick.
“Yeah,” he says finally, voice rougher now. “Okay. That’s enough of that.”
Yesyesyes—
“Come here.” With a bruising grip on your hips, he hauls you roughly into his lap. The chair shifts under the added weight, and your skirt rides up as you settle there, knees planted on either side of the seat. “Wanna touch you, too,” he says, reaching beneath your skirt.
Wait.
Wait, no.
What is he doing? Whyyyyyyy are his pants still on?
“You’ve touched me plenty,” you whine, stubbornly trying to work his jeans down, made difficult now that you’re straddling him. “What’s with you? You don’t want me to ride you? Am I bad at it or something? You’ve had years to tell me, you know—”
Yoongi shuts you up with a sharp slap to your still-sensitive ass. “Will you give it a rest?” he huffs, cutting off your moan by stuffing two long fingers between your lips. “What I want is to make you feel good. But I could just fuck this mouth and not let you cum at all. You wanna go there?”
He’s so mean. And you know from experience he’s fully capable of following through on this particular threat, too, if you keep acting up. So as much as you want to talk back, you shake your head, sucking and licking at his fingers in what you hope comes off as some sort of apology.
“Good girl,” he murmurs, using his free hand to brush your hair out of your face. “I’ll fuck you, baby, I promise. Just be patient for me.”
He watches your mouth for another second, letting you suck his fingers slowly, before finally pulling them free with a wet sound. His hand drops between your bodies, and he curses quietly when his fingers find how soaked you still are.
He drags his fingers through the slickness, then lifts them briefly so you can see the shine of it between them. “All this,” he says, voice rough with satisfaction, “and I haven’t even fucked you yet.”
Yeah, you’re well aware of that, you think. But you don’t dare say it aloud, determined to be good now.
His fingers move slowly at first, spreading your saliva and slick over your clit before beginning lazy circles that make your thighs tremble where they bracket his.
“Mmngh, Yoongi,” you whine, squirming for more. It’s so good, but it’s just not enough.
“Shh.” His other hand grips your hip, firmly keeping you steady as your body tries to chase the pressure. “Relax,” he says softly near your ear.
Suddenly, you feel the blunt press of one fingertip at your entrance before he pushes inside. Your eyes screw shut, the relief of having even just one part of him inside you overshadowed by it not being nearly enough.
“Fuck,” you sob.
He groans quietly at the way you immediately clamp down around him. “So goddamn tight.”
The single finger sinks the rest of the way in so fucking slowly, curling up against your inner wall as he goes like he’s reacquainting himself with the way your body feels around him. You whimper when he drags it back out and pushes it in again, even deeper this time.
“Yoongi, please,” you moan. “I need more, I need it.”
“I know,” he coos, slipping a second digit inside you beside the first, stretching you open before he starts moving them in steady strokes. “Greedy girl. Always need more of me.”
You do. You’re so keyed up it feels impossible to sit still, like you can’t get close enough to him. Your body chases the movement of his fingers, grinding down like you can somehow force more of him inside.
“That’s it,” he encourages. “Just like that.”
You grab his shirt and pull him forward, kissing him hard. Yoongi makes a surprised sound into your mouth at your fervor, but it melts immediately into a low groan as he kisses you back just as hard. His free hand leaves your hip to grab the back of your neck, holding you in place while his mouth takes control of the kiss.
You can taste yourself on his lips from earlier, heady and sweet, the flavor dragged across your mouth every time his tongue slides over yours.
The chair beneath you starts to creak in protest. Each time your bodies grind together the wheels twitch slightly across the studio floor, the seat rocking with the rhythm of his hand driving into you. The sound mixes with the wet slide of your mouths and your uneven breathing.
Your lips part from his and move down to his jaw as you try to gasp for air, but Yoongi doesn’t let you, dragging you back into another kiss. He catches your tongue between his lips, sucking on it slow and filthy. It pulls a helpless, high sound from the back of your throat.
“You’re so fucking wet,” he growls against your lips. As if to prove his point, he slips in a third finger alongside the other two. It punches the breath out of your lungs. You feel so full you could cry, might cry if he keeps fucking bullying that sensitive spot inside you.
You break from the kiss with a shaky gasp, overwhelmed. “Too much—”
“No it’s not.” His thumb presses hard against your aching, oversensitive clit. Your body convulses at the sensation paired with his fingers fucking you closer and closer to orgasm. “C’mon, jagi. Give it to me.”
Your nails dig into his shoulders as the pressure in your belly tightens and tightens, coiling like a wire pulled too taut. Every thrust of his fingers drags it closer to snapping while your body stutters in his lap.
“Gonna cum,” you gasp, shuddering into the crook of his neck. Your cheeks feel wet, and you open your eyes to find the collar of his shirt damp with errant tears. “Baby, fuck—”
“Yeah,” he grunts. “Cum. Right fucking now.”
You don’t have a choice.
Your orgasm slams through you, a strangled moan tearing out of your throat as your cunt clamps down hard around his fingers, delicious buzzing heat spreading through your limbs.
Yoongi doesn’t stop.
His fingers keep moving inside you, the overstimulation making your hips jerk. Only when your body finally starts to sag against him does he slow, then slip out of you entirely.
For a moment you just sit there, slumped in his lap and breathing hard into his shoulder, your entire body humming with leftover tremors.
But beneath you, Yoongi is already moving.
You lift your head at the soft rustle of fabric as he pushes his jeans and briefs down properly and frees himself, thick and impossibly hard.
You watch, dazed, as he drags his fingers, still slick with you, slowly along his cock, spreading what you left behind over the head before working it down his length.
Your mouth waters.
Amused, Yoongi nudges your chin up with his free hand until you meet his dark gaze.
“You still want to ride me,” he asks, still stroking himself slowly, “or are you tapping out?”
Tapping out? You almost want to laugh. Hell no, you’re not tapping out.
You take a steadying breath and wipe your tear-stained cheeks with the back of your hand. Your entire body still feels too sensitive, nerves humming everywhere he touched you, but the sight of him like this makes a fresh wave of determination flood through you.
“A week,” you remind him. “You were gone a week.”
Yoongi’s mouth tilts faintly. “A week isn’t that long, you know.”
“I disagree, Min Yoongi. A week is way too fucking long.”
Something in his expression softens at that. “C’mere then.”
Your hands slide to his shoulders as you lift yourself, batting his hand out of your way as you reach for his cock. You guide it carefully, adjusting your position until the thick head presses against your entrance.
You try to move quickly, not wanting to waste any time. But the first inch makes your breath hitch, cruelly reminding you of how sensitive you are. Your forehead dips toward his shoulder as you whimper softly.
“Too much?”
You shake your head quickly. “No,” you pant. “Just give me a second.”
You stay there for a moment, breathing through the stretch, your fingers tightening in his shirt. Then you start to lower yourself again.
Every inch feels intense after everything he already gave you, nerves sparking as his length presses deeper inside. Your lips part with a shaky exhale as you take more of him, the stretch familiar but still so overwhelming.
“Easy,” Yoongi says, hands hovering at your hips like he wants to steady you.
You nod against his shoulder, and after what feels like way too long, you sink down the rest of the way.
Yoongi immediately moves to cradle your face, warm palms bracketing your cheeks as he pulls you into a slow, grounding kiss. His thumbs brush gently under your eyes as if to soothe you, his mouth warm and unhurried while your body relaxes around him, reacquainting itself with the familiar fullness.
Once you’ve adjusted enough, you lift up so his cock drags almost all the way out before you drop back down again.
Yoongi breaks apart from your lips to groan under his breath. “Shit, yeah. Do that again.”
You do.
This time the movement feels a little easier, your hips finding a rhythm as you rise and sink again, over and over.
Yoongi’s head falls back against the chair again, throat exposed as he exhales hard. His grip on your hips flexes every time you drop down on him, like he’s resisting the urge to take control and bounce you on his dick himself.
“You’re killing me,” he mutters hoarsely. “God, look at you.”
Your cheeks heat at the praise, but you don’t stop. Little breathy sounds keep slipping out of you every time your pelvis meets his.
His palms glide along your sides, pushing your shirt up along the way. Once your bra is exposed, he gathers your breasts in both hands, thumbs brushing over your nipples through the thin fabric.
“These tits,” he says. “Fuck, baby.”
Heat creeps up your neck. “You act like you’ve never seen them before.”
“Because every time I see them I’m convinced they got even better somehow. You got so fucking stacked after Penny.”
You roll your eyes with a weak snort. “You’re ridiculous.”
“I’m serious,” he insists, thumbs brushing slowly over the sensitive peaks again. “You were already perfect, but then you gave me our daughter and somehow came back even sexier.”
It’s funny, you used to think the opposite.
It was hard, adjusting to all the changes in yourself after you gave birth. It took a long time to gain back all of your confidence. But since then, you’ve learned to love your body the way it is, because it made Penny. It gave her to you, happy and healthy.
You wouldn’t trade that for anything.
And hearing Yoongi talk like this, like he’s hungry for you—not despite the changes that pregnancy made but because of them…
That familiar train of thought is momentarily derailed when Yoongi nudges upward from below. Your breath breaks into a soft gasp as his cock hits deeper than before, reminding you of where you are and what you’re supposed to be doing.
“Shit,” he says. “You feel insane right now.”
“You say that every time,” you shoot back breathlessly, though the compliment clearly fuels you to keep going. “I think it’s just because you don’t have to do any of the work.”
Yoongi chuckles. “No, baby,” he says, groping your tits again. “I’m saying it because you’re squeezing the fuck out of me.”
Shit. You know exactly why, too.
Your face feels warm suddenly, but the idea has already taken root, spreading through you in a way that makes your pulse quicken. The thought starts to slip out before you can stop it.
“You know,” you murmur, rocking down on him again. “What if…”
He studies your face carefully, brows drawn together. “What if what?”
“What if we made another one?”
Yoongi goes completely still beneath you, hands still on your tits. “What?”
Shit, you’re so stupid. Why would you say that out loud?
“Nothing, nevermind,” you say quickly, shaking your head, suddenly very interested in the color of the ceiling. “Forget I said anything.”
His hands drop. “Hey,” he says quietly.
You avoid his eyes, shifting slightly in his lap like you might start moving again just to avoid the subject. But Yoongi doesn’t let you. His grip firms, holding you right where you are, dick still buried deep inside you.
“Don’t do that,” he chides.
“Do what?”
“You know what.” Yoongi huffs softly through his nose. “You think I don’t know you by now?” he asks. “You don’t just say stuff like that for no reason.”
You do your best to tamp down your embarrassment, reminding yourself who you’re with. Your husband. Your husband who you’ve already had a baby with, who has never given you any indication that it was a one-and-done thing.
And Penny is three now. Maybe it could be time.
“I mean… we’ve talked about it before. Kind of,” you say carefully. “Another baby, eventually.”
“Uh-huh.” He watches your face for another second before asking quietly, “Is that what you were thinking about just now? Is that what had you squeezing me like that?”
Your heart is beating faster now. “Maybe… But I’ve been thinking about it for a while!” you admit. “This isn’t me just being horny and saying shit, I promise. I just… we’re in a good place, right? A great place. And I know we haven’t had, like, a proper conversation about it, but…” You trail off, nervous. “Do you think I’m insane?”
“No.” He shifts underneath you then, rolling his hips upward once. The sudden thrust makes you gasp.
“Ah—!”
“But if you’re gonna say shit like that while you’re sitting on my cock,” he continues, voice rougher now, “you can’t expect me not to start thinking about things.”
Your pulse spikes. “A-about what?”
He looks down between your bodies, at the way you’re split open on him. “About how fucking deep I am in you right now, for one.”
Your breath stutters. He rolls his hips again, slower this time.
“And how easy it would be.”
Oh.
The words send a brand new wave of heat flooding through your stomach, and there’s no hiding the way your cunt clenches around him this time.
Yoongi hisses, grabbing a handful of your ass. “Shit, you really want this.”
“Mhm,” you hum, eyes fluttering shut as he gropes you. You can’t believe this conversation is happening, even if you were the one who brought it up. “Only if you do,” you add belatedly.
“Are you kidding?” Yoongi asks. You force yourself to re-open your eyes, your heart skipping a beat at how happy he looks when you do. He’s smiling so big, gummy smile in full force. “Jagiya, I wish you would’ve told me sooner. Of course I want to have another baby with you.”
You stare at him, dumbfounded.
Yoongi stares back, studying your expression. “What?”
Like there’s no reason for you to be surprised by that!
“Yoongi,” you say, voice quieter now, hands sliding up his shoulders until they rest loosely behind his neck. “What did I do to get so lucky, seriously?”
“Married me,” he says simply.
You snort. “Idiot,” you say, but the affection in your voice is obvious.
Your thumbs brush along the back of his neck, feeling the warmth of his skin. “I mean it,” you continue. “You’re such a good dad. You’re good to me. You work your ass off and somehow still come home and build furniture for our kid and make pancakes shaped like dinosaurs. You make me feel like I won the lottery or something.”
Yoongi’s ears turn faintly pink, like they always do when you praise him like this.
“Alright,” he mutters. “You’re getting sappy on me.”
You grin. “You deserve it.”
He puffs up his cheeks for a second, adorably embarrassed. “You work just as hard.” A pause. “Also,” he adds, “you’re saying all of this while you’re sitting on my dick.”
You laugh helplessly. “Right. Sorry.”
“Don’t apologize,” he says, then he rolls his hips up into you again. The sudden movement knocks the breath out of you.
“Oh—!”
“Just don’t stop moving,” he finishes.
Your brain takes a second to catch up.
Right.
If this is really happening, if you’re really talking about making another baby…
You start rocking over him with more intention now, lifting yourself almost completely off his cock before sinking down again.
Yoongi’s head tips back immediately. “Oh fuck,” he groans.
Your rhythm gets steadier, your body leaning forward slightly as you ride him deeper and deeper.
“If we’re doing this,” you pant, “I should probably make it count.”
Yoongi looks up at you sharply. “What do you mean?”
You rock down hard again. He sucks in a breath through his teeth.
“You said it yourself. You’re deep.”
His eyes darken instantly. “Yeah…”
“So if we’re making a baby,” you tease, rocking your hips slowly, making sure he can feel every twitch of your pussy around his length, “I should probably take all of it.”
Yoongi groans low in his chest. “Fuck.”
Your pace picks up instantly, the idea feeding the heat already burning through your body.
“All your cum,” you continue, breath shaky. “Right where it’s supposed to go.”
His hands suddenly slide under your ass. Before you can react, he lifts you slightly and drives his hips up hard.
“Yoongi—!”
“Take it, then,” he says roughly.
The chair creaks loudly beneath you as he starts meeting your movements now, thrusting up into you while you ride him. Your thighs tighten around him as you obey without hesitation, bouncing harder now.
“Yoongi—fuck—”
“Keep going,” he mutters, jaw tight.
Your fingers curl into his hair as you ride him faster now, the earlier embarrassment completely gone. All you can think about is how good he feels inside you—how perfectly he fills you.
“Another baby,” you gasp, delirious.
“Another baby,” he repeats.
Your pace starts slipping as your pleasure creeps higher again. Yoongi notices instantly.
“Wait,” he says.
He suddenly stands again, quicker than you can question him. You yelp in surprise as he lifts you off the chair, your legs instinctively wrapping around his waist.
“Yoongi—!”
“Hold on.”
Two quick steps later your back meets his desk.
The impact makes a dull thud. Yoongi pushes you back further until you’re lying fully across the surface. Your skirt bunches higher around your waist as he grabs your legs again.
Then he hooks your legs up over his shoulders. The stretch folds you almost completely in half, your hips tilted upward perfectly toward him.
Without any warning, he slides back inside you in one deep thrust.
“Fuck, Yoongi!” you wail.
“Yeah,” he groans. “Fuck, you feel so good.”
The angle makes everything feel deeper immediately. Your fingers scramble against the desk as he starts thrusting again, so hard you see stars. The desk knocks against the wall behind it with every push, surely chipping paint.
“Too deep,” you whine. “Toooooo deep, holy fuck—”
“Nah, you can take it,” he says. “Gotta make it count, remember?”
His hands grip under your thighs to keep you there, holding you open while he drives into you again and again.
“Look at this,” he groans, glancing down where your bodies meet. You can barely follow his gaze through the haze of pleasure. “Split open on me,” he continues hoarsely. “Taking all of it.”
“Yoongi, please!” you cry.
“Please what?”
Another deep thrust knocks the air out of you.
“Please—fuck—”
“You want it?”
You nod frantically.
“Say it,” he presses.
Your nails scrape uselessly at the smooth surface of the desk as he drives into you.
“Want your cum,” you manage. “Inside.”
“Fuck,” Yoongi growls. His pace picks up. “You’re gonna get it.”
“Yes—yes—!”
Yoongi leans forward, forcing your thighs tighter against your chest, folding you even further. The angle change has you reeling, crying out for him.
“Cum first. You’re gonna cum all over my cock like a good girl,” he grits out. Your back arches off the desk, as much as it can with the way he’s pressing you into it. “Then I’m filling you up.”
The promise snaps the last thread holding you together.
Your orgasm finally crashes through you, your whole body shaking as you clamp down around him.
Yoongi groans loudly. “Fuuuuuuck.”
One last deep thrust and he buries himself fully inside you. You feel it when he comes, heat flooding deep inside as he groans your name under his breath.
Your chest rises and falls rapidly against his where he stays leaned over you, still holding your legs over his shoulders.
“Well,” he pants after a minute, slowly releasing your legs to avoid straining them, “fuck.”
Your head tips back against the desk, a weak laugh escaping you.
Yoongi lifts his head just enough to look down at you. A slow, crooked smile spreads across his face.
“Happy birthday to me.”
a/n 2: ok i promise i'll let this couple rest peacefully now 😭
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cowlick a min yoongi one-shot
pairing: idol!min yoongi x wife!f!reader
genre: pwp
rating: explicit content MDNI!!!
summary: you're the reason why your husband’s hair is a mess for the 'hooligan' mv.
warnings/tags: yoongi pov, quickie in a trailer, riding, unprotected sex, they're married and reader wants to get pregnant, his boys make fun of him lol
wc: 1.7k
notes: i say im burnt out from writing smut and then i go and write this. it's just bc yoongi makes me so insane 😩 this was inspired by a convo between myself and aqua (contents of which may or may not be based on real life events) so im dedicating this to her 🫶💜 thank u for betaing last minute!!
Yoongi’s supposed to be on set. But instead he’s sweating under his leather outfit with you spread out on his lap, bouncing on his cock.
It starts off with him just going to his trailer because he forgot his lucky bracelet (the one you gave him on his birthday the first year you celebrated together). The door almost hits him on the ass by the time you jump him, and he barely has time to be surprised before you grab his face and pull him down.
“How’d you sneak in here?” he chuckles between breathless kisses, hands going to your waist like clockwork.
“I’m your wife. Duh,” you snap, fingers ensnaring the heavy chains around his neck.
“I start filming in five minutes.”
“I’ll be quick.” He never argues with you. He lets you push him down on the couch, straddle him, kiss and lick at the base of his neck, knowing you don’t need the reminder not to make marks unless you want a hit put on you by his stylist, and you’re always careful not to touch his face for that same reason. It takes him a second to realize you’re wearing a skirt. He opens his mouth to scold you for coming to see him in clothes like that since it’s so cold out but then you reach under to dip into your bare, sopping pussy. Ah. Easy access. You came with a plan.
In all the years you’ve been together, it’s never taken much for you to get him hard. You walk into a room and bam - he has to adjust himself. And when you touch him - there goes his thoughts for a few minutes. It’s always been like this, and he knows it’ll never change. So when you figure out how to get into his boxers without pushing down too much leather, he’s already stiff and leaking at the tip.
You smear down his precum and he bites his lip when you grab his cock with the fingers you had between your legs, glistening with your slick, making him nice and wet for you.
“Damn, baby. Were you playing with yourself while you waited for me?”
“Mhmm,” you nod, whimpering as you finally let him penetrate your walls. You’re so wet and warm and tight when you sink down on him that he has to hold in a breath to keep himself together. But then he reminds himself that this is a quickie. He knows you could stay here and ride him until his balls are empty, but, unfortunately, he doesn’t have that kind of time. His phone - that he shouldn’t even have on him in the first place (he does though, just for you) - has been vibrating in his pocket for the past few minutes, but the more he’s distracted, the longer it’ll take him to make you both come, so he ignores it.
Your hands grip his shoulders as you wiggle your hips to adjust to his girth that he finds so fucking cute every single time, but he can hardly feel your touch through the thick leather of his jacket. He curses, because his fingerless gloves are preventing him from fully touching the skin on your hip, so he grips you hard enough to bruise. Usually, he’d let you bounce and ride him until you came on him and got too tired to carry on, but to speed things up, he bucks up into you, watching your parted lips spill out moans as he grinds against your spot, grunting as it makes you squeeze him and suck him deeper in. He kisses you, swallowing your sweet sounds, and his balls tighten when your fingers dig into the side of his head, tightly fisting his hair. Telltale sign that you’re close. You must've really worked yourself up while you were waiting for him.
“Come for me,” he whispers against your lips, fingers dropping and finding your clit to press and rub you over the edge. You loudly cry out his name, pulling at his hair so his head tips to the side as he continues fucking up into you and kissing the underside of your jaw. “That’s it, baby. Fuck, you’re squeezing me so good.”
“Come inside," you warble, cheek lolling against his temple, fingers still entangled in his hair, cunt clenching him through your aftershocks.
“Mm.” Eyebrows pinched, his fingers return to flex on your hip, cock twitching at the mere thought of getting to fill you up. “Remember to take your pill.”
You whine, indignant. He sighs, shakes his head. You make that sound when he doesn’t give you what you want.
“I’ll give you a baby when we come back from tour, ‘kay?”
You whine again, louder and borderline disobedient, slamming down on him like it tells him something. Sucking in a hiss because damn that felt good, he slaps your ass and massages out the sting, a silent warning to stop being a brat. This is one thing he’s not going to let you win an argument about.
“Hey, that was the deal, right? I’m not leaving you at home alone and pregnant while I fly around the world for eight months.”
“Yeah, but by the time you’d get back, you’d have a baby. You wouldn’t have to deal with all my pregnancy bullshit,” you try to reason, hips still rolling, eyes glassy and pout pathetic. He frowns. You’ve both had this conversation multiple times before, but that’s the first time you’ve made this point. He doesn’t fucking like it.
Yoongi tugs down on your waist to get you to stop, pelvises pressed together, cock deep inside you. But you know better than to move.
“Look at me.” You refuse, and the leather of his fingerless gloves rubs your cheeks as he grabs them. “I want to deal with all your pregnancy bullshit. I married you, remember? I signed up to put up with all your bullshit for the rest of my life and I don’t plan on missing out on any of it.”
His eyes dart between both of yours, making sure what he said is sticking with you, and when you lean in to sloppily kiss him, he knows the message got through.
“Now, c’mon. You said you were gonna be quick.”
You sit up straighter, and you’re clearly weakened from your orgasm but you put in effort that he’ll worship you for later to bring him to his own peak. Slick sounds of your pussy and slams of your hips fill the trailer, and within seconds of you squeezing him, sucking on his earlobe, and toying with his chains, he’s muttering an incoherent string of curses and spilling deep inside you. His balls just keep pulsing and holyyy shit, he really could get you pregnant right now. (He would love nothing more, but later he’ll text you another reminder to take your pill).
“I love you so fucking much,” he pants into your neck, wishing he had the time to leave his mark. “Even though you’re gonna get me in so much fucking trouble.”
“Love you, too. Don’t forget you married trouble,” You grin, waggling his ring on your finger in his facr, and his hips jerk as you lift off of him. He tips his chin up when you start to lean in for another kiss but your mouth drops and your eyes go wide.
“Oh, fuck, your hair-“ You reach out to try and fix it, but just as you do, a loud pounding on the trailer door startles the both of you.
“Shit, gotta go,” Yoongi mutters, quickly stuffing himself back in this godforsaken leather as his manager starts yelling for him to come out. You try your best to smooth down his hair, but when you keep muttering curses under your breath, he knows it’s not working.
“It’s fine. I’ll see you later.” He kisses you, lingers a second longer than he has time for, and leaves you sitting on the couch, skirt halfway up your waist, fingers playing with his cum dripping out. Fuck, you’re gonna be the death of him. He needs to shoot this music video first.
Yoongi’s manager chews him all the way out onto the set, and his stylist gives him the evilest eye when she catches sight of his hair. He just scurries towards his band because his manager already said there’s no time to fix it.
“Where were you?” Namjoon exclaims as Yoongi walks towards the center of the platform. He shrugs, like he’s not still perspiring and his dick isn’t still hard. Luckily, his leather pants are bulky enough to hide it.
“I had to grab something.”
“Look at his hair! That means his honey came to visit,” Hobi says, waggling his brows. Yoongi shoots him daggers.
“Shut up.”
The maknaes burst into raucous laughter and Taehyung and Jimin mime grabbing at each other, making overexaggerated kissing noises and mimicking the way you cry out Yoongi’s name. Yoongi turns his back on them to go to his spot, just missing Jeongguk thrusting in the air like he’s mid-Baepsae.
“You brought this on yourself,” Namjoon mutters, stepping up next to him, fixing his gloves. Yoongi pretends not to hear. “It’s been, what, four years? And y’all still act like newlyweds.”
“We’re making up for the time we missed while I was in the military.”
Namjoon’s face pulls back, disgusted. “Okay, well, can you not do that on our schedule?”
“Sorry, leader-nim,” Yoongi fake apologizes, pressing his hands together, smirk lopsided and shit-eating. “Maybe if you let her come on tour, she wouldn’t find any downtime I have now to, yknow, make up.”
Namjoon sighs, long and distressed. Yoongi only feels a little bad. You’re his wife. He needs you by his side, and not just to have little quickies whenever there’s minutes to spare. He was enough of a wreck being away from you during his service. He doesn’t want that to happen because of work.
“Fine. I’ll see what I can do.”
Yoongi smiles, lighting up inside and out. “Thanks, bro. You’re the best.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Namjoon waves him off, just in time for the director to call for action.
He doesn’t know how crazy his hair looks until they play the footage back to check for mistakes and potential position adjustments. His band members tease him, but it makes him smile that it’s there because you need to grab onto his hair when he makes you come. No one outside of this set will ever know his cowlick is thanks to his wife, and that makes him like it even more.
He still left his damn bracelet.
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