The Sorting Hat Put Me in Briarcliff

"So long as the laws remain such as they are today, employ some discretion; but in privacy and silence let us compensate ourselves for that cruel chastity we are obliged to display in public." (Marquis de Sade) "Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh." (Will Ferrell) "Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded." (Fyodor Dostoevsky)

[feelfearless]

I love this bookshop

[thepegosaurus]

The Trouble With Centaurs:  So you know how colts can run almost right away after they’re born, but babies can’t even hold their own heads up for a long time? Yeaaaaah….

[kathetia]

i laughed so hard that i snorted and scared my pup

[frankendandy-blog]

[frankendandy-blog]

[frankendandy-blog]

What I need now...

Is a mind-blowing, earth-shattering, back-arching, world rocking orgasm.  It would solve 75% of my problems.

[living-death]

[moderndaymagicalgirl]

OH MY GOD.

[rainnecassidy]

I AM DEAD

[rembrandtswife]

Daniel Radcliffe has become a way more interesting person than Harry Potter.

[dunkonmekawhi-deactivated201804]

[aramunn]

Iconic.

[empyrien-deactivated20190924]

[frankendandy-blog]

I have completely run out of fucks to give today. time to work on my tattoo.

[nckdvs]

[thedorseyshawexperience]

cleanandsupreme

[powerpuff-save-the-day]

[foreheadxkisses]

Body comparisons. 

[nnnelipot-blog]

I LOVEEEE THese

[ahsm00d]

[horrorstorygifs]

[frankendandy-blog]

ahs: freak show - opening credits

[georgieharrisons]

Saw this on a thrift store and it made me happy

[d0llqueen]

"Pixie to Goddess"

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

Idk why but I like that those words are being associated with sizes. Like I’m not heavy set , I’m a fucking goddess you better recognize,

[whatisredler]

The Beets Motel.

The Embassy Beets

RADISH INN

[notesfromarmageddon-blog]

Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.

Richard Pryor  (via)